REPORT: US Military Utilizing Domestic Baby Population for Future Operations

[FPLOON]

Well, this does bring a new meaning to the phrase "Get them while they're young"...

Other than that, the article doesn't specify if the babies will get paid for their services...

 

[dalek sec]

Glad to see those babies are finally carrying their damn weight! Pooping all over the place and their crying...

As someone else asked, will they get paid or not? If they do, what they get paid in?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Other than that, the article doesn't specify if the babies will get paid for their services...

As someone else asked, will they get paid or not? If they do, what they get paid in?

Well, here's the thing

Child labor laws cover children, not babies so we don't have to pay them!

Playing the semantics game is always the best winning move

Why thank you. I was just trying to snag the low hanging fruit before someone got to it.

Comedy is all about going for that low fruit

Because the more you eat, the more you toot