Can we please start arming swat teams with vaccine dart guns and have them storm the homes of anyone who shares an anti-vaxxer meme on facebook?
REPORT: Vaccines Cause Cancer
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....Someone needs to write that book.MarsAtlas said:
Or try to claim a link between non-Vaccination and Homosexuality.#
Overnight, we'd see a double, if not triple, digit percentage increase in vaccinations
POLICE! HANDS UP!Fieldy409 said:
*bang bang bang*
OH NO! IM HEALTHY AGAIN!
OT: Good one Taco, it is always amusing when you see people believing your reports. Keep up the good work!
Eh, there is truth in it.
Get vaccinated for something, and you are more likely to die of cancer. Or anything else other than what you got vaccinated against, but still.
Get vaccinated for something, and you are more likely to die of cancer. Or anything else other than what you got vaccinated against, but still.
Two words - Measles Epidemics.The Bucket said:
These morons are hurting and potentially murdering their own children.
Epidemic is pushing it. Sure, what these people are doing is awful, but they don't have the power to really stuff things up. In large part, people seem to be against dangerous anti-science in general, not this particular example.Mutant1988 said:
It's an epidemic through the communities that subscribe to anti-vaccine ideas. People that are vaccinated are of course not effected by it, but it's still causing harm to their own people. Children, in particular, should not suffer because of their parents stupidity.thaluikhain said:
If it causes a resurgence in eradicated diseases then it's a severe issue. Not all diseases are as kind as measles.
If you're particularly misanthropic you might say that it's better to leave them be so that they die out, but I don't think their stupidity is hereditary. Those that cause harm can die for all I care, but I don't want innocent people to suffer because of others ignorance.
Note: Apologies if I come across as speaking down to people by stating obvious things. I have a habit of coming across much harsher than I intend.
Sure, but they are still relatively few in number, there's plenty of herd immunity.Mutant1988 said:
Now, it's severe in that if one innocent person dies because of this, that's one too many. For society as whole, it isn't, unless the anti-vaxxers get a lot more numerous.
And according to this graph, eating organic foods makes you autistic.
Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath either. It's probably a good idea to take that vaccine shot.
http://healthimpactnews.com/2015/obama-grants-immunity-to-cdc-whistleblower-on-measles-vaccine-link-to-autism/
Gee what timing, not exactly the same thing but keep saying vaccinations are perfectly safe when they obviously are not. Safer then the alternatives is not the same thing as safe, vaccinations are gamble pure and simple.
Gee what timing, not exactly the same thing but keep saying vaccinations are perfectly safe when they obviously are not. Safer then the alternatives is not the same thing as safe, vaccinations are gamble pure and simple.
If you would rather risk contracting a potentially deadly disease you are welcome to.Chucky99999 said:
How about you go do that right now and get it over with? It can't possibly be worse than vaccines, right?
Pick your poison - Do you want mother nature to kill you or do you want to take advantage of the centuries of medical research and development that mankind has done to keep us alive?
Unless you have some kind of funky space vaccine that's different from the rest of the world. Because if measles vaccination itself made people autistic the majority of citizens in my country where that is mandatory would be autistic.
They are not.
Here's another thing that's linked to cancer. Eukaryotic beings. We need to ban cellular organisms entirely, folks! Jenny McCarthy is right and only Breathanarianism can save us!
*insert the crinkling sounds of tinfoil being shaped into a purdy hat*
I have a relative who's a no-holds-barred anti-vaxxer while still being a fairly health-conscious person. Her take on things is if she exercises daily, has loads of fresh air and eats organically, her immune system is going to be rock-solid.
It's not entirely false, but I've tried to explain to her how a lot of diseases can be caught even if you're the most health-conscious person alive on the planet. It's like speaking to a brick wall, all thanks to the fact that the anti-vaxxer movement is filled with clever folks who manage to find loads of extremely choosy scientific studies to corroborate their claims. See Chucky 99999's post for an example of this. The Web is teeming with "respected" reporting sources that don't have any history past the webpage's creation date and that work their damnest to spread these lies or otherwise sell some sort of postmodern Snake Oil salesman bullshit.
I've reached the point where I'm waiting for her to be bedridden with something nasty, like a solid strain of pneumonia. I'd waltz into her hospital room and get her to keep me away, saying she's contagious.
At which point I'd pull out my best Affably Evil smile and say "It's okay; I took loads of vitamins, I've gotten tons of sleep and exercise - and I got the shots, too. Oh, and I packed some hand sanitizer, too. Better safe than sorry."
*insert the crinkling sounds of tinfoil being shaped into a purdy hat*
I have a relative who's a no-holds-barred anti-vaxxer while still being a fairly health-conscious person. Her take on things is if she exercises daily, has loads of fresh air and eats organically, her immune system is going to be rock-solid.
It's not entirely false, but I've tried to explain to her how a lot of diseases can be caught even if you're the most health-conscious person alive on the planet. It's like speaking to a brick wall, all thanks to the fact that the anti-vaxxer movement is filled with clever folks who manage to find loads of extremely choosy scientific studies to corroborate their claims. See Chucky 99999's post for an example of this. The Web is teeming with "respected" reporting sources that don't have any history past the webpage's creation date and that work their damnest to spread these lies or otherwise sell some sort of postmodern Snake Oil salesman bullshit.
I've reached the point where I'm waiting for her to be bedridden with something nasty, like a solid strain of pneumonia. I'd waltz into her hospital room and get her to keep me away, saying she's contagious.
At which point I'd pull out my best Affably Evil smile and say "It's okay; I took loads of vitamins, I've gotten tons of sleep and exercise - and I got the shots, too. Oh, and I packed some hand sanitizer, too. Better safe than sorry."
With a stuff like "'By the way, my book was totally right after all. My only flaw was linking autism with the vaccines while I should have claimed it was cancer! I can totally cash on this and make mad money. I may be a doctor but doctors still have to eat too' said Wakefield."NeutralDrow said:
This is pretty obviously satire even you didn't know what TACO News is.