Retake Cupcake (ME3) Campaign

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endtherapture

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http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/323/index/10635792/1

Mass Effect fans are sending 400 x 3 different coloured coloured cupcakes with the letters A B and C on them to Bioware HQ.

It won't do anything but I found it fucking hilarious.
 

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captcha: that's enough

never has a captcha displayed such wisdom before to a bunch of upset fanboys before.

that is all.
 

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Retake Mass Effect 3 is, for those of us who live under red blue and green colored rocks, the populist fan movement to retcon or alter the atrocious and anti-climactic ending to Mass Effect 3 - and ending which, in case you don't get the internet under that rock, totally sucks.

Having ended their stint with Childs Play somewhat controversially but raising a whopping $80,000 and gone on to explore new charity options such as Full Paragon to increase the groups visibility and channel it's size to a positive cause, Retake ME3 member Yalision struck upon the idea of sending Bioware Studio's an enormous batch of Cupcakes. Red, Green, and Blue cupcakes with the letters A, B, and C on them. The cupcakes will number 400 and be made and delivered by Fuss Cupcakes, at a cost of $1,005.00. All contributors will get to send a little note (screened for profanity and other internet churlishness) attached to the cupcakes.

One hour after opening the ChipIn project, the Cupcake Charity has raised 50% of it's state goal. It must reach 100% no later than THURSDAY, MARCH 29 1:00PM.

BSN Thread: http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/355/index/10658883
ChipIn Page: http://retakeme3cupcakes.chipin.com/retakeme3-cupcake-campaign
 

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But what happens if this becomes the norm? Companies will end up making bad endings to games so we give them cupcakes to encourage them to change them :p

Anyway, it's a good idea, and a lot more light-hearted than the Retake ME3 one which seemed to be "Make us a better ending or you're assholes because we gave money to charity for it"
 

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Sounds like when fans of that tv show Jericho sent a whole bunch of peanuts to the studios to get them to make (or release, I forget which) the last few episodes of the series.

Personally I'm gonna laugh when the new ending is actually worse than the standard one...just a giant FUCK YOU from Bioware to their fans, as though they were saying "Here's your new fucking ending you pricks, hope you choke on it."

:p
 

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RJ 17 said:
Sounds like when fans of that tv show Jericho sent a whole bunch of peanuts to the studios to get them to make (or release, I forget which) the last few episodes of the series.

Personally I'm gonna laugh when the new ending is actually worse than the standard one...just a giant FUCK YOU from Bioware to their fans, as though they were saying "Here's your new fucking ending you pricks, hope you choke on it."

:p
And that will literally be the last product Bioware sells - the next game will tank so bad. I'm not buying any more Bioware products (beyond using up my last few Bioware points) until they either fix the ending properly or make another Dragon Age Origins caliber game.
 

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That's certainly an... interesting tactic. Although really, I was expecting more along the lines of the other place my mind went to at the mention of 'cupcakes'; what with the sheer amount of rage and all. Good to see some more creative petitions.
 

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Knowing Bioware fans, they are probably laced with cyanide, or something along those lines.

You would think Bioware killed their mother, and their dog with the way they go on about this whole ME3 ending fiasco.
 

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endtherapture said:
RJ 17 said:
Sounds like when fans of that tv show Jericho sent a whole bunch of peanuts to the studios to get them to make (or release, I forget which) the last few episodes of the series.

Personally I'm gonna laugh when the new ending is actually worse than the standard one...just a giant FUCK YOU from Bioware to their fans, as though they were saying "Here's your new fucking ending you pricks, hope you choke on it."

:p
And that will literally be the last product Bioware sells - the next game will tank so bad. I'm not buying any more Bioware products (beyond using up my last few Bioware points) until they either fix the ending properly or make another Dragon Age Origins caliber game.
From what I've heard there's a very-likely-to-be-false rumor floating around that the extended ending will involve Little Space Timmy taking possession of Shepard's body and going off to finish the fight with the Reapers.
 

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RJ 17 said:
Sounds like when fans of that tv show Jericho sent a whole bunch of peanuts to the studios to get them to make (or release, I forget which) the last few episodes of the series.

Personally I'm gonna laugh when the new ending is actually worse than the standard one...just a giant FUCK YOU from Bioware to their fans, as though they were saying "Here's your new fucking ending you pricks, hope you choke on it."

:p
I think it got cancelled after the first season and the peanut campaign was to make the studio support a second season :p
 

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Lucem712 said:
RJ 17 said:
Sounds like when fans of that tv show Jericho sent a whole bunch of peanuts to the studios to get them to make (or release, I forget which) the last few episodes of the series.

Personally I'm gonna laugh when the new ending is actually worse than the standard one...just a giant FUCK YOU from Bioware to their fans, as though they were saying "Here's your new fucking ending you pricks, hope you choke on it."

:p
I think it got cancelled after the first season and the peanut campaign was to make the studio support a second season :p
Hey! Someone who knew what I was talking about! Heh heh, neat. But yeah, I remember them putting out like, 6 or 7 more episodes after it was officially canceled, thought that's what the peanut thing was about.

Gotta say that show was pretty neat. It managed to hold my attention at least. :3
 

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While I find this a rather fitting alternative to the Child's Play thing which went under for very valid reasons. I still can't get behind these guys simply beacuse their statement is that they want a different ending. I don't want that, because all we're going to get is some half-assed, shoved out the door and poorly put together "sunshine and rainbows" ending that will be a giant middle finger to their fanbase.

What I could agree with is them adding to the ending, even if it's just a Dragon Age style text crawl that, put simply, explains what the crap just happened. I would be alright with this, because the -real- problem with the ending is that it's a cliffhanger. It drops us with no sense of accomplishment, closure, or explanation as to why anything we did mattered. Even people who enjoyed the endings are left with nothing but wild speculations and unfounded theories to try and prove why it was good. And that in itself is a failure.

As an example to prove my point, think about if the second game had ended like this. How would the fanbase's reaction changed if we knew there was still another game. There would still be a billion Mass Effect threads clogging up every forum, there would still be pages upon pages worth of speculation and theories. But we wouldn't be calling for change. We would be chomping at the bit in anticipation for the third game which we knew would answer all these questions. Now revert back to reality, we aren't getting a Mass Effect 4, not unless Bioware goes back on their word that this was going to be a trilogy. I believe that is the source of the dissapointment, that we are, however subconsciously, aware that this is the end, and there won't be any explanation, there won't be an ending to this story, and that's why fans are demanding change. This is why people are upset over the ending, not because it's necessarily badly written, but because it's incomplete, and that's what makes the ending a bad one.
 

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RJ 17 said:
Lucem712 said:
RJ 17 said:
Sounds like when fans of that tv show Jericho sent a whole bunch of peanuts to the studios to get them to make (or release, I forget which) the last few episodes of the series.

Personally I'm gonna laugh when the new ending is actually worse than the standard one...just a giant FUCK YOU from Bioware to their fans, as though they were saying "Here's your new fucking ending you pricks, hope you choke on it."

:p
I think it got cancelled after the first season and the peanut campaign was to make the studio support a second season :p
Hey! Someone who knew what I was talking about! Heh heh, neat. But yeah, I remember them putting out like, 6 or 7 more episodes after it was officially canceled, thought that's what the peanut thing was about.

Gotta say that show was pretty neat. It managed to hold my attention at least. :3
It happens, every once in a blue moon!

Yeah, it's unfortunate that the second season was so rushed. It's still one of my favourites though.

I love how people complain about gamers wanting a new ending, at least they aren't campaigning BioWare to make a whole 'nother sequel ;)
 

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The whole thing is getting a bit sad at this stage. BUT this did make me laugh, and cake CAN change the world!
 

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Jazoni89 said:
Knowing Bioware fans, they are probably laced with cyanide, or something along those lines.

You would think Bioware killed their mother, and their dog with the way they go on about this whole ME3 ending fiasco.
That is morbidly hilarious. Though I would be terrified if it were true.