Revenge
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That, or turn her parents into chillie and make her eat it without knowing.viranimus said:
South Park: best show to get revenge ideas.
OT: Don't go down the path of revenge, just ignore her and try to find someone else. Best way IMO.
We were drunk, ok? XD Yes, we stole a mailbox. You have NO idea how funny it was at the time, and how funny it is to look back at =3. If he used it? Not likely, but we didn't think of that =p.Kurokami said:
Yeah, girls to. I'm not like other girls tho, I've been beaten up and vice versa =3.
You've been beaten up?Suki the Cat said:
?I can admit to being sexist in the sense that beating up girls seems damn awful to me. =/
And yeah, all you had to say was that you were drunk, lol. Been there, I remember fighting friends for fun, also had a 'punch-each-other-in-the-gut-and-see-who-gives-up-first' contest... Yup... Good fun in the morning too.
No I wouldn't. You know why?lambsheep said:
I'm not three years old.
Let me guess. You are between the ages of thirteen and sixteen, and you guys were together for maybe two weeks.
She dumped you because she got bored, as young adolescents are wont to do, and you are having yourself a nice mini-flip out because of it.
You're gonna play your immature prank because you're an impulsive, idiot teenager and controlling oneself is for chumps.
Did I get that right? I bet I did.
My advice, as before, is to grow the fuck up. But you are not going to take it because fuck that, ima big boy i do wat i want lolol.
Yeah.. like others have said.. let her go and go about your business. I mean hypothetically dependent on how shallow she is, Just get a better looking girlfriend, that drives some women absolutely bonkers when they realize that you can do better than them.
Edit: that way you get your revenge and dont look like a dick in doing it.
Edit: that way you get your revenge and dont look like a dick in doing it.
Fun facts about revenge.
>Is sweet.
>Is a dish best served cold.
So I guess, based on that, revenge is ice cream. May I recommend Haagen Dazs or Ben & Jerry's as your revenge of choice?
>Is sweet.
>Is a dish best served cold.
So I guess, based on that, revenge is ice cream. May I recommend Haagen Dazs or Ben & Jerry's as your revenge of choice?
I've been beaten up many times, I have 15 stab wounds =3. I'm alright tho, I'm quite capable of fighting back, so I'm not dead yet =p.Kurokami said:You've been beaten up?
I can admit to being sexist in the sense that beating up girls seems damn awful to me. =/
And yeah, all you had to say was that you were drunk, lol. Been there, I remember fighting friends for fun, also had a 'punch-each-other-in-the-gut-and-see-who-gives-up-first' contest... Yup... Good fun in the morning too.
Yeah, well as I said I'm not like other girls, I'm quite guyish at times. And hang out with the "wrong" croud (I adore my friends, but you know what I mean) you'll get yourself in trouble. Being drunk as resulted in so many funny stories I can't wait to tell me grand children some day XD.
Golly.lambsheep said:
I think the rest of it still stands though, yes?
I sure hope it does. Someone over sixteen as ridiculous as this is a pretty sobering thought.
Listen. I'm not being a dick for no reason, here. I offer the same advice to all of my brother's friends when they do the same thing.
Logic and reasoning is useless. Mockery and harsh words work better.
BUT, if you want the less ornery version, all you are doing with revenge is giving HER the satisfaction of knowing she got to you.
By allowing yourself to give in, all you are doing is acting like a child. Sure, maybe you'll bother her somehow, but you're making an idiot out of yourself in the long run.
And besides. What do you think would bother her more. A reaction, or simply not giving a shit.
(Hint: It's the second one)
Nothing bothers a complete ***** more than thinking they mean nothing to you. Believe me.
Ya sound like a friend of mine... Except he's a tall Maori fella, lol. All the same you seem to be pretty happy which is more than I can say for most. Hope you don't get stabbed... Too deep.Suki the Cat said:I've been beaten up many times, I have 15 stab wounds =3. I'm alright tho, I'm quite capable of fighting back, so I'm not dead yet =p.Kurokami said:You've been beaten up?
I can admit to being sexist in the sense that beating up girls seems damn awful to me. =/
And yeah, all you had to say was that you were drunk, lol. Been there, I remember fighting friends for fun, also had a 'punch-each-other-in-the-gut-and-see-who-gives-up-first' contest... Yup... Good fun in the morning too.
Yeah, well as I said I'm not like other girls, I'm quite guyish at times. And hang out with the "wrong" croud (I adore my friends, but you know what I mean) you'll get yourself in trouble. Being drunk as resulted in so many funny stories I can't wait to tell me grand children some day XD.