Review One of Your Possessions

[Scarim Coral]

I'll review the latest game I've download from Steam Spiral Knights

Pro
Good looking armours and weapons.
Cute artstyle
Interesting gameplay (crossign between Legend of Zelda Link to a Past) and Bomberman
Good community.

Con
It's very GRINDING to the point that it is neccesary to grind in order to progress.
It's long and hard to make progress without resorting to using real money transactions (ok to be fair it is free to play game so they got to have some income but to make the majority of it via buying everything with real life money???).
No autorun button and no auto attack thus you alwaus clicking to attack and holding one of the buttons to run.
The story is forgettable nor do you care.
Dungeon run are long and tideous.

 

[Arqus_Zed]

My iMac

Pro
+ All in one, doesn't take up a lot of space, easy to move.
+ Doesn't make any noise.
+ Five years old, has never crashed, still runs smoother than my i7 windows laptop with 16GB of RAM.
+ Runs Final Cut Pro.
+ Turns out "Mac has no games" is a big, fat lie.
+ I bought it in 2009 when the new series came out (I bought an 'old' one), so I got a huge discount.

Con
- Discount or no, these things are fucking expensive!
- I'm still running OSX 10.6.8 and most games require at least 10.7 or 10.8 these days (but I'm afraid something will snap if I upgrade).
- The only things I can change are the RAM and the HDD.

Neither
o The mouse plugs into the keyboard instead of the computer, how weird is that? I mean, it's not particularly good or bad, it's just... strange.

 

[Alexei F. Karamazov]

My Milkshake

Pros
-Brings boys to the yard.
-Is better than yours.
-Drives lesser men to insanity.
-Kills people who are lactose intolerant.
-Helpful salve for burns.
-Thicker than most solids.

Cons
-Sugar is off the charts.
-Was $3.99.

 

[mitchell271]

My Peavey 6505+ 60w combo guitar amp

Pros:
- sounds absolutely incredible
- maintenance and part replacement is easy
- can get loud

Cons:
- heavy as hell (70lbs.)
- I live in an apartment so it makes practicing at a good volume tough
- the Celestion speaker I want to put in it is really expensive...

 

[Lovecrafts Sunny Day]

My Manhood.

Pros
-Surprisingly quick to unleash (dependent on appropriate clothing).
-Offers on-the-fly (or off the flies, preferably) opportunities for expulsion of urine.
-A nerve heavy appendage, well equipped to provide all (the owners) sexual pleasure. And possibly other people's too, if you can be f*cked.

Cons
-Mind of it's own, seems to disconnect from main-brainspace, ends up where it shouldn't belong. and ultimately causes problems...
-Gets ahead of itself sometimes...
-looks quite sad at the end.

 

[Nickolai77]

My Bed

Pros:
-Very comfy, nice thick mattress
-Suitable length for my body
-Heavy duvet good for keeping warm in winter
-Draws beneath good for storing clothes

Cons:
-Only single bed, not comfortable when sharing
-Relevant to above point, wooden headboard little too close to the wall
-Heavy duvet not ideal in hot summer

Overall though, i'd say 9/10, would sleep in again.

 

[Plasticaprinae]

Chinchilla (Beige)

Pros:
-Fluffy
-Comes assembly free
-Responsive to voice commands
-Provides better small talk than the weather

Cons:
-Constantly expels pellets, pellets are everywhere
-Cannot be awoken from Sleep Mode even when prodded.
-Sometimes tries to mate with your hand
-Honks in sleep mode.
-Function/Purpose has not yet been found

 

[Saetha]

My cat Comet:

Pros
-She's pretty. Tortoiseshell coat, white and ginger patches.
-Fluffy. So fluffy.
-Not fussy. Very quiet. Sleeps a lot.
-Makes a decent pillow

Cons
-Until she tries to tear your scalp off
-She's named after the dog from Fullhouse. The dog. From Fullhouse.
-Likes to vomit on my books
-And bite my toes when I sleep
-And lay across the laptop when I tdfgchyjnklm- GODDAMNIT CAT.