Review: Splatterhouse

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Kenny Doyle

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I found it quite satisfying yet repetitive. Doesn't really rip on God of War or any other hack n' slash I've played. It was quite brave of them to try out new mechanics to see if they worked, which you barely see in games nowadays.

The voice of the mask, Jim Cummings, also voiced Cat in CatDog... And Winnie the Pooh.
 

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I just beat the game yesterday and I actually had a lot of fun with it. I do have some of the same complaints (long loading screens coupled with bad checkpoints, cheap deaths, repetitive gameplay) but I seriously had a blast with this game. I found the humor actually funny, and I liked the completely over the top nature of the entire experience.

I'm going to play through again on hard to get all of the collectibles and nab some more achievements.

Edit: Jim Cummings voices the mask and does an amazing job. The guy does everything :p
 

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InsaneFool said:
I wanna try this game out, mostly because (a) it looks like a nice mindless brawler with tons of gore and (b) a kick-ass soundtrack featuring the likes of Lamb of God and Cavelera Conspiracy which I'm kinda disappointed did receive any mention in the review.
While I don't listen to this type of metal, I found that the soundtrack really suited the mood and theme of the game. Very enjoyable to listen to growls and metal riffs while pulling a monster's intestines out through it's ass. (Yes you actually do this. More than once.)
 

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-CarcharotH- said:
Tarkand said:
I'm somewhat confused that this got a passing grade (3/5), when the review basically says it's mediocre?
I was wondering about that, too, but if you look at what the ratings mean, it makes sense and I pretty much agree, although blood & boobs make at least three quarters of a game for me...which is sad I guess.
I think it got three stars because it kills the time nicely.
But if American school systems have taught me anything it's that 60% isn't passing.
 

robinkom

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Honestly, with Splatterhouse you'll walk away with what you take from it. The bottom line to this game is if you're a fan of the originals or just love mindless Horror film-style zombie slaughtering, you'll love it (That's 2 for 2 for me). I felt it was a fitting rebirth of the franchise even for all of it's shortcomings. The wonky camera, the loading times, the anti-climactic end boss are really all I could find wrong with it. Anyone who thinks the controls are clunky, well, you fail at adaption. I had no trouble with them.

If you're squeamish or a prude, you're obviously not going to like all of the blood, gore & tits, you don't have to let us know, just keep walking. No one made you look at it. If Video Games as a medium are to be taken seriously as an art, yes, you even have to make room for the Horror/Slasher genre.

Contrary to popular belief, every game is repetitive on some level, not just button-mashers. It's just one style of gameplay with it's roots in the arcades when games were made to eat quarters. Some IP's today still demand this gameplay style because of what they are like Dynasty Warriors.

The key to making a modern button-masher appealing is the rest of the factors in it's presentation. Are the story and characters compelling, are the goals meaningful to the plot, are the boss fights well made, etc. Splatterhouse, for me, accomplished a good bit of this but definitely had room for improvement.
 

PhiMed

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Yeah, the review pretty much confirms what I thought when I saw the trailers for this game.

When a game has "'Bloodiest game of E3'-Otaku magazine" as a brag line, it's probably not for me. Nobody said anything more worthy of boasting than that? Nobody?
 

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at first I was like "Well, it sucks? thats a shame - THEY SCREWED UP THE 2D SECTIONS!? FANBOY RAGE!!!!"

and then I heard the MUSIC- fuck you who ever the fuck made this game, you do not- DO NOT put shit music in splatterhouse. fucking... metal? what? the old ones have creepy "synth 80s horror" style soundtrack, which was awesome.

metal, though? Fuck you -namco? you have FAILED ME. just....

AGH!
 

AzrealMaximillion

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Well if your a fan of the Re-Animator movies, you'll like the game. People need to stop coming to games like this and expecting an avant garde experience. I bought it and got what I expected, plus a little bit more. And this like God of War comparisons need to stop. God of War isn't a genre.
 

MasterChief892039

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As a female I can tell you that if I was kidnapped by a deranged scientist and was facing death, my first thought would definitely not be to take nudie pictures of myself to scatter around for my boyfriend. I assume most human beings would work under similar logic.

Sounds very forced.
 

Stabby Joe

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I was surprised at a 3 star review given the negative slant from the first title.

As for the game, i've played all the way through it and while the ending was a cop-out, the game itself was serviceable in doses. The inclusion of all 3 classics games does make for a more legitimate purchase.
 

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I'd like to rent it, but this being censor-happy Germany I can't find it at any of the rental stores in my area. Yes, it really doesn't look like a stellar game, but if there's anything Splatterhouse should be good for, it's blowing off steam - and oh boy, do I need to blow off some steam at the moment.
 

Optimystic

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Ugh, I'd have to put my xbox on a Shamwow just to absorb all the jam pouring out of everything.

MasochisticMuse said:
As a female I can tell you that if I was kidnapped by a deranged scientist and was facing death, my first thought would definitely not be to take nudie pictures of myself to scatter around for my boyfriend. I assume most human beings would work under similar logic.

Sounds very forced.
Maybe she walks around with them in her purse and they scattered out when she was kidnapped.

...yeah, I wasn't buying it either...
 

Onyx Oblivion

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I here the mask itself is actually very funny, if that's true, this is a rental for me.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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I never played the original Splatterhouse games (i didn't have a genesis) so when i do pick up this game i will be of a fresh mind and base my opinions solely upon the game itself.
 

ramboondiea

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i actually really liked this game, it aint intellectual in anyway, nor would i say they storys that great (although it cliché horror story was a point in its favour for me) jim cummings as the mask kept me paying attention.
the fighting was a pain at first, getting sucker punched because i didnt see something due to camera,it reminded me of the difficulty of the originals (this was not a point in its favour) but i wouldnt say this was a bad game, its not gold but its a really fun game (not just to 13 year olds) but anybody who wants to sink an hour or two into a mindless game, or enjoys cliche horror in general. the blood is excessive (in theme with crappy horror films) but the only problem i found with that was when the screen got blood splattered and i couldnt bloody well see what was going on! but with a checkpoint every other area its not a massive pain.
In regards to the whole nudity thing, yeah its excessive and a pain as you have to get them for the good ending, but its just another fecth sidequest, you can ignore them, (also all characters in the story are in their twenties so they aint teenagers, i know thats a fanboy-ey thing to say but its true ha)and the 2d bits are hard but their a fun lil novelty and there is only a few
but i dont think it only appeals to immature audiences, though they would enjoy it, give it a go if you fancy a carnage game for a couple of hours.

(slight sidenote: i dont think it should be compared to god of war, behond the monsters and overly violent fighting. god of war tries to be more, attempting at a story, and reason (which in my opinion it doesnt do avery good job of. but splatterhouse never tries to be anything its not)
 

Towels

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I think this game looks too annoying for me to take it seriously, but its nice to hear about redeeming qualities of Splatterhouse.

Other reviews just harped about the bad controls, load times, and annoying blood splatters, Those were deal breakers for me. To me, if the blood starts to obscure the screen it stops being shocking and becomes ridiculous. That can be funny, but not if its all the time. Plus blocking my vision is a good way to get on my nerves. (I also havn't played the originals so the nostalgia is lost on me.)

Nice to hear that the story and music is satisfying, though. At least its honest about what it is: a mindless, horror hack-in-slash. I might rent it if I have the time... More likely a friend will loan it to me.

Z(ombie)fan said:
metal, though? Fuck you -namco? you have FAILED ME. just....
AGH!
Do you like modern horrors? Most of the soundtracks are Metal. Its like a rule now.
 

LunarTick

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I've seen the word "Arkham" somewhere in the subtitles, but even together with the name dr. West this game doesn't seem very Lovecraftian to me.
 

dalek sec

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I'm gonna give it a shot, sometimes Khorne calls and you better answer him.... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

OT: Yeah this might not exactly be the most classy game out there but I wanna give it a shot since I never played the first one back in the day.
 

TitanAtlas

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You do not get to decide how others respond when you say something in public. This thread will be an absolute bore if everyone just shuffles in and says whatever they think while making sure to ignore everyone else lest they cause discomfort.[/quote]

what i meant is that i didnt wanted to be offended in any sort, but i guess that ship has already sailed....