Rhyming is Fun!

[mshcherbatskaya]

You go with your Shakespearean parameter!
This thread just won't stay in the grave...

 

[Lukeje]

It's valentines knave!
As a chemist once said...
'Rubidium burns red,
Copper sulphate is blue'...

 

[mintfresh]

I bet that made you curse and sputter

my throat is sore, I'll get a lozenge

 

[PurpleRain]

lozenge

I hate you so much right now.

'Cozenge'
'Bozenge'
'Dozenge'???

 

[Lukeje]

That's annoying, it must be told,
It's not Gispacho by any chance?

 

[GenHellspawn]

I'm bored, let's do a line dance
Syrupy water of watery syrup?

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Either way, don't spill that crap on my stirrup.
I paid 3000 GP for this new saddle

 

[Lukeje]

On my horse I can now skerdaddle...
Procrastinating is so much fun

 

[The Sorrow]

You never get to see the sun.
Spore is gonna rock your world...

 

[Spartanspork]

So i just went and curled,
Call of Duty, Better known as Cod

 

[Lukeje]

Bananas are so very yellow
I am rubber, you are glue...

 

[Hey Joe]

always paddle your own canoe
when backslidin' down a creek...

 

[p1ne]

They built a new neighborhood in my favorite slough.

Housing developments popping up like September 'shrooms,

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Do not ask why, but rather ask will
the next find a rhyme for rhythm?