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Kungfu_Teddybear said:
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
Old person / disabled person with 2 walking sticks?

EDIT: Person with a zimmerframe?

EDIT: A chair? XD

EDIT: Crap I suck a riddles.
 

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Best of the 3 said:
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
Old person / disabled person with 2 walking sticks?

EDIT: Person with a zimmerframe?

EDIT: A chair? XD

EDIT: Crap I suck a riddles.
Yeah it was a chair :p

EDIT: I'm quite surprised that wasn't your first guess >.>
 

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Billy and Sue were both born on the same day and have the same parents but they are not twins. Why?

(Yeah i know this is a pretty common one but it's all i can think of right now.)
 

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We are very little creatures; all of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within.
If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you.
What are we?
 

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Llil said:
The_Blue_Rider said:
Is the answer problems?
Not the answer I was looking for. I suppeose it would fit, although a king could have quite a few problems.

TheDrunkNinja said:
I must say, this one has me stumped. I think it has something to do with the words God, king, and common man themselves, but I don't see how yet. Am I at least on the right track?
No, it's not a word puzzle.

Here's one more. It's a more of a simple maths puzzle rather than a riddle, though.

Alice and Bob are playing a guessing game.
Alice: "I have three kids. Multiplying their ages together equals 36 and the sum of their ages equals the number of my neighbours house. Can you guess their ages?"
Bob goes and checks the house number, then comes back.
Bob: "I'll need more info."
Alice: "Alright. My oldest child plays piano."
Bob: "Okay, I got it now..."

...How old are the kids?
Dammit! Stop stumping me, I'm supposed to be good at riddles! D:
 

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Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Best of the 3 said:
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
Old person / disabled person with 2 walking sticks?

EDIT: Person with a zimmerframe?

EDIT: A chair? XD

EDIT: Crap I suck a riddles.
Yeah it was a chair :p

EDIT: I'm quite surprised that wasn't your first guess >.>
I got it right away :p

I'm going to steal one from Morrowind. There were a few littered throughout the game:

My fellow Atronach, Zedias-soko, was slain. The Altmer claims the Dunmer is guilty. The Dunmer says the Khajiit did it. The Orc swears he didn't kill Zedias-soko. The Khajiit says the Dunmer is lying. If only one of these speaks the truth, who killed Zedias-soko?

EDIT: And don't look up the answer you cheaters!
 

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Llil said:
TheDrunkNinja said:
I like this one, took me a few minutes before it dawned on me:
If he died instantly after the dream, how the hell did your friend know what it was in such great detail?
Right you are. I was one of those who had to think about it for a long while before finally figuring it out.

Here's another, more "classic" riddle:

God has none,
a king has few,
but the common man has many.
What is it?
friends? Sorry i couldn't resist ^^
 

cloudywolf13

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Llil said:
TheDrunkNinja said:
I like this one, took me a few minutes before it dawned on me:
If he died instantly after the dream, how the hell did your friend know what it was in such great detail?
Right you are. I was one of those who had to think about it for a long while before finally figuring it out.

Here's another, more "classic" riddle:

God has none,
a king has few,
but the common man has many.
What is it?
Equals.

Here's an easy one. Two coins add up to 30 cents, but one of them isn't a nickel. What are they?
 

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Fappy said:
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Best of the 3 said:
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
Old person / disabled person with 2 walking sticks?

EDIT: Person with a zimmerframe?

EDIT: A chair? XD

EDIT: Crap I suck a riddles.
Yeah it was a chair :p

EDIT: I'm quite surprised that wasn't your first guess >.>
I got it right away :p

I'm going to steal one from Morrowind. There were a few littered throughout the game:

My fellow Atronach, Zedias-soko, was slain. The Altmer claims the Dunmer is guilty. The Dunmer says the Khajiit did it. The Orc swears he didn't kill Zedias-soko. The Khajiit says the Dunmer is lying. If only one of these speaks the truth, who killed Zedias-soko?

EDIT: And don't look up the answer you cheaters!
The Orc?
 

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cloudywolf13 said:
Llil said:
TheDrunkNinja said:
I like this one, took me a few minutes before it dawned on me:
If he died instantly after the dream, how the hell did your friend know what it was in such great detail?
Right you are. I was one of those who had to think about it for a long while before finally figuring it out.

Here's another, more "classic" riddle:

God has none,
a king has few,
but the common man has many.
What is it?
Equals.

Here's an easy one. Two coins add up to 30 cents, but one of them isn't a nickel. What are they?
A nickel and five cents.
 

cloudywolf13

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Blunderboy said:
cloudywolf13 said:
Llil said:
TheDrunkNinja said:
I like this one, took me a few minutes before it dawned on me:
If he died instantly after the dream, how the hell did your friend know what it was in such great detail?
Right you are. I was one of those who had to think about it for a long while before finally figuring it out.

Here's another, more "classic" riddle:

God has none,
a king has few,
but the common man has many.
What is it?
Equals.

Here's an easy one. Two coins add up to 30 cents, but one of them isn't a nickel. What are they?
A nickel and five cents.
Um...No.
 

Girl With One Eye

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Fappy said:
My fellow Atronach, Zedias-soko, was slain. The Altmer claims the Dunmer is guilty. The Dunmer says the Khajiit did it. The Orc swears he didn't kill Zedias-soko. The Khajiit says the Dunmer is lying. If only one of these speaks the truth, who killed Zedias-soko?

EDIT: And don't look up the answer you cheaters!
Is it the Altmer ?

EDIT: that can't be right...ARGH
 

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Fappy said:
I'm going to steal one from Morrowind. There were a few littered throughout the game:

My fellow Atronach, Zedias-soko, was slain. The Altmer claims the Dunmer is guilty. The Dunmer says the Khajiit did it. The Orc swears he didn't kill Zedias-soko. The Khajiit says the Dunmer is lying. If only one of these speaks the truth, who killed Zedias-soko?

EDIT: And don't look up the answer you cheaters!
I think the Orc is the killer and the Khajit is telling the truth.
cloudywolf13 said:
Equals.

Here's an easy one. Two coins add up to 30 cents, but one of them isn't a nickel. What are they?
Winner.

As for your riddle, one of the coins isn't a nickel, but the other is. So a nickel and a quarter.
 

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cloudywolf13 said:
Llil said:
TheDrunkNinja said:
I like this one, took me a few minutes before it dawned on me:
If he died instantly after the dream, how the hell did your friend know what it was in such great detail?
Right you are. I was one of those who had to think about it for a long while before finally figuring it out.

Here's another, more "classic" riddle:

God has none,
a king has few,
but the common man has many.
What is it?
Equals.

Here's an easy one. Two coins add up to 30 cents, but one of them isn't a nickel. What are they?
A ten cent coin and a twenty cent coin obviously
 

Blunderboy

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cloudywolf13 said:
Blunderboy said:
cloudywolf13 said:
Llil said:
TheDrunkNinja said:
I like this one, took me a few minutes before it dawned on me:
If he died instantly after the dream, how the hell did your friend know what it was in such great detail?
Right you are. I was one of those who had to think about it for a long while before finally figuring it out.

Here's another, more "classic" riddle:

God has none,
a king has few,
but the common man has many.
What is it?
Equals.

Here's an easy one. Two coins add up to 30 cents, but one of them isn't a nickel. What are they?
A nickel and five cents.
Um...No.
I'm not American so I've no idea how your money works. :p
 

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Fappy said:
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Best of the 3 said:
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
Old person / disabled person with 2 walking sticks?

EDIT: Person with a zimmerframe?

EDIT: A chair? XD

EDIT: Crap I suck a riddles.
Yeah it was a chair :p

EDIT: I'm quite surprised that wasn't your first guess >.>
I got it right away :p

I'm going to steal one from Morrowind. There were a few littered throughout the game:

My fellow Atronach, Zedias-soko, was slain. The Altmer claims the Dunmer is guilty. The Dunmer says the Khajiit did it. The Orc swears he didn't kill Zedias-soko. The Khajiit says the Dunmer is lying. If only one of these speaks the truth, who killed Zedias-soko?

EDIT: And don't look up the answer you cheaters!
As a massive Morrowind fan I'm going to quickly answer that. It's the Orc... if I remember correctly..?
 

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I got bored so I'll just put more

What has a head, a tail, is colored brown, but has no legs?

Ripped from my mother's womb, I am beaten and burned, I become a blood thirsty killer. What am I?

How far will a blind dog walk in a forest?

and one more,
yyyy u r, yyyy u b, i c u r y y 4 ?
what should replace the question mark?

Edit:
I suppose I will put in the answers

In order the answers are; a penny, iron ore, and wise you are, wise you be, I see you are too wise for me
 

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Good job guys, it twas the Orc indeed.

Here's another from the same quest:

If you lie to me I will slay you with my sword. If you tell me the truth, I will slay you with a spell.

Will he slay you with a sword or with a spell?
 

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Fappy said:
Good job guys, it twas the Orc indeed.

Here's another from the same quest:

If you lie to me I will slay you with my sword. If you tell me the truth, I will slay you with a spell.

Will he slay you with a sword or with a spell?
Spell.
EDIT - No wait, sword. I always do that.
 

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Fappy said:
Good job guys, it twas the Orc indeed.

Here's another from the same quest:

If you lie to me I will slay you with my sword. If you tell me the truth, I will slay you with a spell.

Will he slay you with a sword or with a spell?
With a sword.