riddle

[FlyAwayAutumn]

If you have it you don't need it. If you need it you don't have it. You need it to get it, and you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place. If you've never had any of it ever... people just seem to know.

What is it?

thats easy,crack

[edit]or weed

Hahaha, never thought of that one. A better question would be where did my riddle come from?

 

[Iron Lightning]

Thirty white horses on a red hill.
First they clomp, then they stomp, then they stand still.

 

[FinalIrony]

A box with no handles, latches, or lid;
yet golden treasure inside is hid.
What am i?

 

[FinalIrony]

A chestnut tree!
Thanks Tolkien lol

 

[Chancie]

In Spring I am gay in handsome array;
In Summer more clothing I wear;
When colder it grows i throw off my clothes;
And in Winter quite naked appear.

What am I?

I'm guessing a tree?

One person with it suffers, two people with it is ideal, three people with it is dangerous. What is it?

I think I've heard this one. A secret?

Yep, it's a secret.

The person that made it sold it. The person that bought it didn't use it. The person that used it didn't know. What is it?

 

[Markness]

What book can never be finished?

A book with the last page ripped out? A scrapbook about your life because you wont be alive to finish it? A book that was never finished because the author died?

A man is staring into a soot-covered window on the 20th floor of a building. He suddenly becomes very depressed and jumps through the window, but he survives. How did he survive?

Man, I posted that a year ago and I have no idea what the answers are.

 

[Someperson307]

What book can never be finished?

A book with the last page ripped out? A scrapbook about your life because you wont be alive to finish it? A book that was never finished because the author died?

A man is staring into a soot-covered window on the 20th floor of a building. He suddenly becomes very depressed and jumps through the window, but he survives. How did he survive?

Man, I posted that a year ago and I have no idea what the answers are.

Wow damn I didn't check the date of your post. I had no idea. Well that was a rather comical misunderstanding.

 

[Sacman]

A rich man needs it, a begger has it, if you eat it you will die. What is it?

Cocaine?

 

[Kermi]

Okay heres a easy logic one. You build a house with all sides facing north, A bear walks by. What color is the bear?

Spoiler: solution

white

Actually, you're mistaken. The assumption here is that the bear is white because it is a polar bear. However to build a house with all walls facing north, you would have to build it at the south pole, where polar bears do not reside.

Technically, the house you built would have to have all four walls facing south, for that bear to be white.

 

[twasdfzxcv]

I've got a few easy riddles for you.

You buy a mouse, a mouse gets 2 babies every month, a baby mouse is fullgrown in 2 months thus being able to get babies, how much mouses do you have after a year?

You call all the scientists because you have the first asexual reproducing mouse.

 

[twasdfzxcv]

How do you win in an game you can't win.

 

[Nouw]

Batman one:

"Meet me where there is a berry that lies"

Where is this place?

 

[Mafoobula]

A box with no handles, latches, or lid;
yet golden treasure inside is hid.
What am i?

An egg; the treasure is the yolk.

Thirty white horses on a red hill.
First they clomp, then they stomp, then they stand still.

Teeth. An adult human has 30 teeth, 32 with their wisdom teeth. 30 teeth (white horses) on a red hill (your gums).

How do you win in an game you can't win.

Lose. By losing at a game you're destined to lose in, you fail at failing, leading to a win. It's like a really, really nonsensical double-negative.

Batman one:

"Meet me where there is a berry that lies"

Where is this place?

.... A library, commonly turned into a pun in the form of a "lie-berry"?

Now then...

They have no flesh, feathers or bone, yet have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

Alive without breath, as cold as death; never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail never clinking.

This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers. Gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stones to meal. Slays king, ruins town, and beat high mountain down.

 

[twasdfzxcv]

How do you win in an game you can't win.

Lose. By losing at a game you're destined to lose in, you fail at failing, leading to a win. It's like a really, really nonsensical double-negative.

Not exactly. You win the game by cheating.

It's a trick question, but it fits surprisingly well in everyday situation.

 

[person427]

What can blind a man, but help him see, build cities, and tear them down?

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is ?wut r u doing wit my daughter?? U tell ur girl n she say ?my dad is ded?. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

 

[2xDouble]

If you have it you don't need it. If you need it you don't have it. You need it to get it, and you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place. If you've never had any of it ever... people just seem to know.

What is it?

thats easy,crack

[edit]or weed

Hahaha, never thought of that one. A better question would be where did my riddle come from?

The answer is Respect. and you got it from an Old Spice commercial.

 

[Iron Lightning]

Now then...

They have no flesh, feathers or bone, yet have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

Alive without breath, as cold as death; never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail never clinking.

This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers. Gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stones to meal. Slays king, ruins town, and beat high mountain down.

In order:

Dolls, or is that not the answer you're looking for?

A fish

Time

My my it sure has been a day for riddles from The Hobbit.

Right, I've got one more:

An eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face.
"This eye is like that eye, but in low place, not in high place"

 

[ohellynot]

A man builds a house, and all the sides face south, he looks out the window and sees a bear, what color is the bear?

If all the sides face south it is hardly a house is it?

It is if it's on the North pole.