Riddles

[tabriaswolfe]

Nope, just like riddles and I'm bored. Need more riddles!

1: What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

2: When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

1. Hmm...beef smells pretty bad living, but very good dead.

2. When you're a mouse, I'd guess.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I'm not sure one that one, but got all of your others.
I have my own though.

A man is pulled over for speeding, the policeman-officer says "I'll let you say one sentence. If the sentence is true, I'll let you off with a warning, if it's false, you get arrested."
The man thinks, then says a sentence.
The policeman-officer lets him drive away with nothing done to him at all.
What did he say?

 

[ciancon]

I am weightless, i have no odor or texture, yet when you put me in a bucket I make the bucket lighter, what am I?

its a hole.

Put a hole in a bucket, it gets lighter.
Though I like to think helium, it doesn't have an odor, does it?

Hmm...
Dan & Suzy are found on the floor, dead.
There is shattered glass & some water on the floor, but their bodies are unharmed & they did not drown.
How did they die?

fish

Correct!
They died of fish.

Oh come on, you know i'm right!

 

[Prof.Wood]

I'm not sure one that one, but got all of your others.
I have my own though.

A man is pulled over for speeding, the policeman-officer says "I'll let you say one sentence. If the sentence is true, I'll let you off with a warning, if it's false, you get arrested."
The man thinks, then says a sentence.
The policeman-officer lets him drive away with nothing done to him at all.
What did he say?

you will arrest me causing a paradox?

 

[soapyshooter]

hope this is new: A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

 

[Whoolpurse]

Here's one of the logic ones.

A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?

And

If you cross out all unnecessary letters in the following string of letters, a logical sentence will remain. Can you see it?

AALLLOUGNINCEACELSSSEANRYTELNETCTEERS

A ice cubing that has melted while he stood on it with a rope around his neck.
Yup I watch the crime shows on discovery too.

 

[tabriaswolfe]

A man is pulled over for speeding, the policeman-officer says "I'll let you say one sentence. If the sentence is true, I'll let you off with a warning, if it's false, you get arrested."
The man thinks, then says a sentence.
The policeman-officer lets him drive away with nothing done to him at all.
What did he say?

He says "You'll arrest me." (paradox like Prof.Wood said). If it's true, he get's off with a warning. But arresting him would make it false, which it isn't.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I'm not sure one that one, but got all of your others.
I have my own though.

A man is pulled over for speeding, the policeman-officer says "I'll let you say one sentence. If the sentence is true, I'll let you off with a warning, if it's false, you get arrested."
The man thinks, then says a sentence.
The policeman-officer lets him drive away with nothing done to him at all.
What did he say?

You will not arrest me. EDIT: Damn, disregard this. I'm used to a different variation of this riddle.
Double edit: I take that back. "You will not arrest me" is the answer.

hope this is new: A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

The maid. The post doesn't come in on Sundays.

 

[Leodiensian]

"I am a red bull fenced in with white posts.
What am I?"

Getting Babylonian in here!

 

[Prof.Wood]

hope this is new: A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

the wife if she was sleeping how did she know what the others were doing.

 

[soapyshooter]

The maid killed the guy, Answered correctly by Heart of Darkness.
Her alibi was that she was getting the mail. Mail doesnt come on sundays. Pwned? haha

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I'm not sure one that one, but got all of your others.
I have my own though.

A man is pulled over for speeding, the policeman-officer says "I'll let you say one sentence. If the sentence is true, I'll let you off with a warning, if it's false, you get arrested."
The man thinks, then says a sentence.
The policeman-officer lets him drive away with nothing done to him at all.
What did he say?

You will not arrest me. EDIT: Damn, disregard this. I'm used to a different variation of this riddle.
Double edit: I take that back. "You will not arrest me" is the answer.

Actually, it's the other guys, he said "You will arrest me" making a paradox

hope this is new: A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

the wife if she was sleeping how did she know what the others were doing.

Not quite, they questioned the wife and staff.
It was the butler, the butler always did it.
The maid, No post on sundays
EDIT: Already solved, Heart was right.

Anyway, easiest riddle ever!
I have a mouth but never talk,
I can but never walk,
I have a bed but never sleep.
What am I?

[sub]there's a couple more lines to it, but thts's all I can remember[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I'm not sure one that one, but got all of your others.
I have my own though.

A man is pulled over for speeding, the policeman-officer says "I'll let you say one sentence. If the sentence is true, I'll let you off with a warning, if it's false, you get arrested."
The man thinks, then says a sentence.
The policeman-officer lets him drive away with nothing done to him at all.
What did he say?

You will not arrest me. EDIT: Damn, disregard this. I'm used to a different variation of this riddle.
Double edit: I take that back. "You will not arrest me" is the answer.

Actually, it's the other guys, he said "You will arrest me" making a paradox

Dammit. I over-thought the answer.

 

[soapyshooter]

Anyway, easiest riddle ever!
I have a mouth but never talk,
I can but never walk,
I have a bed but never sleep.
What am I?

[sub]there's a couple more lines to it, but thts's all I can remember[/sub]

River, i already posted this, haha

 

[Claymorez]

I never die, I move mountains, I was there before the beginning and I will be there after the end. I bring both life and death. I always move forwards and never back. I don't speed up or slow down. What am I?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I never die, I move mountains, I was there before the beginning and I will be there after the end. I bring both life and death. I always move forwards and never back. I don't speed up or slow down. What am I?

Time
OOOOOOld.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, is the noise I make.
What am I?

 

[tabriaswolfe]

I never die, I move mountains, I was there before the beginning and I will be there after the end. I bring both life and death. I always move forwards and never back. I don't speed up or slow down. What am I?

Time?

 

[Claymorez]

I never die, I move mountains, I was there before the beginning and I will be there after the end. I bring both life and death. I always move forwards and never back. I don't speed up or slow down. What am I?

Time
OOOOOOld.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, is the noise I make.
What am I?

I never die, I move mountains, I was there before the beginning and I will be there after the end. I bring both life and death. I always move forwards and never back. I don't speed up or slow down. What am I?

Time?

Your both wrong - try again

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I never die, I move mountains, I was there before the beginning and I will be there after the end. I bring both life and death. I always move forwards and never back. I don't speed up or slow down. What am I?

Time
OOOOOOld.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, is the noise I make.
What am I?

I never die, I move mountains, I was there before the beginning and I will be there after the end. I bring both life and death. I always move forwards and never back. I don't speed up or slow down. What am I?

Time?

Your both wrong - try again

Well you've stumped me...

 

[Claymorez]

I never die, I move mountains, I was there before the beginning and I will be there after the end. I bring both life and death. I always move forwards and never back. I don't speed up or slow down. What am I?

Time
OOOOOOld.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, is the noise I make.
What am I?

I never die, I move mountains, I was there before the beginning and I will be there after the end. I bring both life and death. I always move forwards and never back. I don't speed up or slow down. What am I?

Time?

Your both wrong - try again

Well you've stumped me...

Ok I will help you a bit, focus on this "I never die. I was there before the beginning and I will be there after the end. I bring both life and death"