Riddles

[Beldaros]

A man and his son are knocked down in an accident, the man is killed and the son is badly injured. When he is taken to hospital, the doctor refuses to operate, stating "This is my son" How is this possible?

Also, tasty cookie =)

The doctor is the grandfather of the child.

 

[Nicolai]

No one's got the correct answer yet, I'm quite surprised.

 

[OptimalPrime]

I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?

 

[OptimalPrime]

I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?

 

[soapyshooter]

WTH? this thread died like a month ago, which in internet time is like 4 years. How did you find this OptimalPrime? lol nice word play on that name

 

[OptimalPrime]

WTH? this thread died like a month ago, which in internet time is like 4 years. How did you find this OptimalPrime? lol nice word play on that name

thanks
sorry about the double post, idk wth happened.
And i was exploring the forums and found this on like the 15th page, i hope its not against the rules to bring up an old thread

 

[SnipErlite]

A man and his son are knocked down in an accident, the man is killed and the son is badly injured. When he is taken to hospital, the doctor refuses to operate, stating "This is my son" How is this possible?

Also, tasty cookie =)

The doctor is his mother of course

OT: A box without keys, hinges or lid - but inside golden treasure is hid - what am I?

(I appreciate I probably mistyped that but oh well)

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I know you said not to repeat but this is quite a long thread and I don't want to have to read all of it. If my riddles are already posted please tell me and I will post a different one.

Spoiler: My first riddle (longish read)

You are a bus driver.

There are 40 people in the bus.

At the the first stop 10 people get off and 5 people get on.

At the second stop 11 people get off and 14 people get on.

At the third stop 6 people get off and 2 people get on.

At the fourth stop 11 people get off and 9 people get on.

At the fith stop 12 people get off and 21 people get on.

At the sixth stop 17 people get off and 9 people get on.

At the seventh stop 15 people get off and 18 people get on.

At the nineth stop 4 people get of and none get on.

At the tenth stop 13 people got off and 6 people got on.

What is the colour of the bus driver's eyes?

Spoiler: My second riddle

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one
Micheal J Fox has a small one
Madonna doesn't have one
the pope has one but he never uses it
Bill Clinton Has one and he uses it all the time!
What is it?

Spoiler: My third riddle. (might not work well in text but usualy works if you tell it to people.)

***Work this out in your head. No calculators.***

Start with the number 1000.

Add 10

Add 1000

Add 30

Add 1000

Add 50

Add 1000

Add 10.

What number do you have?

Whoever gives me the answer to any of these first will get a free cookie.

 

[Trivun]

I know you said not to repeat but this is quite a long thread and I don't want to have to read all of it. If my riddles are already posted please tell me and I will post a different one.

Spoiler: My first riddle (longish read)

You are a bus driver.

There are 40 people in the bus.

At the the first stop 10 people get off and 5 people get on.

At the second stop 11 people get off and 14 people get on.

At the third stop 6 people get off and 2 people get on.

At the fourth stop 11 people get off and 9 people get on.

At the fith stop 12 people get off and 21 people get on.

At the sixth stop 17 people get off and 9 people get on.

At the seventh stop 15 people get off and 18 people get on.

At the nineth stop 4 people get of and none get on.

At the tenth stop 13 people got off and 6 people got on.

What is the colour of the bus driver's eyes?

Spoiler: My second riddle

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one
Micheal J Fox has a small one
Madonna doesn't have one
the pope has one but he never uses it
Bill Clinton Has one and he uses it all the time!
What is it?

Spoiler: My third riddle. (might not work well in text but usualy works if you tell it to people.)

***Work this out in your head. No calculators.***

Start with the number 1000.

Add 10

Add 1000

Add 30

Add 1000

Add 50

Add 1000

Add 10.

What number do you have?

Whoever gives me the answer to any of these first will get a free cookie.

1. I'm the driver so they are my eyes. Which for me is brown, but whatever the answer is will vary from person to person.
2. I would say a penis, but Madonna probably has one (I'm sure she's a shemale). So I'll have to go for a surname.
3. 4100

 

[El_Moss]

2.)I can kill kings and destroy mountains, I am complicated and yet simple, you cannot kill me and I will kill you, i can make a widow stop weaping and make a boy into a man. what am i?

Time.

EDIT:

3.)two fathers and three sons go fishing.
they all catch a fish yet only three fish are cayght, how is this.
(and for FUCKS SAKE NOBODY THROWS A FISH BACK OR ANY BULLSHIT LIKE THAT, whenever I ask sombody that question thats what they ALWAYS say)

There is a grandfather, his son (The father) and his son.

The grandfather is the son of his father and he and the father are both fathers to the father and the son respectively.

Hence only 3 people.

 

[Olrod]

1.)what is greater than god, more powerful than the devil, poor people have it, rich people want it and if you ate it you would die?
2.)I can kill kings and destroy mountains, I am complicated and yet simple, you cannot kill me and I will kill you, i can make a widow stop weaping and make a boy into a man. what am i?

ive got a few more cool ones that my brother told me, ill get them tommorow.

EDIT:OH I just remmembered one more.
3.)two fathers and three sons go fishing.
they all catch a fish yet only three fish are cayght, how is this.
(and for FUCKS SAKE NOBODY THROWS A FISH BACK OR ANY BULLSHIT LIKE THAT, whenever I ask sombody that question thats what they ALWAYS say)

1) Nothing.
2) Time, but that's already been answered.
3) Son, Father and Grandfather.

 

[The Random One]

Spoiler: My second riddle

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one
Micheal J Fox has a small one
Madonna doesn't have one
the pope has one but he never uses it
Bill Clinton Has one and he uses it all the time!
What is it?

The last name.

(Although, technically Madonna, like the pope, also has one and doesn't use it.)

 

[Nicolai]

A man and his son are knocked down in an accident, the man is killed and the son is badly injured. When he is taken to hospital, the doctor refuses to operate, stating "This is my son" How is this possible?

Also, tasty cookie =)

The doctor is his mother of course

OT: A box without keys, hinges or lid - but inside golden treasure is hid - what am I?

(I appreciate I probably mistyped that but oh well)

Congratulations! someone finally got it. Also, an egg.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

someone who watches in the shadows
living outside of the public but knows all.
The letter the comes after three.
and finally a sound commonly used
in the search of an unknown word
Now string this all together and hold your fists
tell me which creature you'd most likely not want to kiss.

 

[SnipErlite]

A man and his son are knocked down in an accident, the man is killed and the son is badly injured. When he is taken to hospital, the doctor refuses to operate, stating "This is my son" How is this possible?

Also, tasty cookie =)

The doctor is his mother of course

OT: A box without keys, hinges or lid - but inside golden treasure is hid - what am I?

(I appreciate I probably mistyped that but oh well)

Congratulations! someone finally got it. Also, an egg.

Thanks

Anyone who knows the Hobbit should've got that pretty quickly, but congrats.

Another?
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

1.)what is greater than god, more powerful than the devil, poor people have it, rich people want it and if you ate it you would die?
2.)I can kill kings and destroy mountains, I am complicated and yet simple, you cannot kill me and I will kill you, i can make a widow stop weaping and make a boy into a man. what am i?

ive got a few more cool ones that my brother told me, ill get them tommorow.

EDIT:OH I just remmembered one more.
3.)two fathers and three sons go fishing.
they all catch a fish yet only three fish are cayght, how is this.
(and for FUCKS SAKE NOBODY THROWS A FISH BACK OR ANY BULLSHIT LIKE THAT, whenever I ask sombody that question thats what they ALWAYS say)

2 is time.

 

[j1-2themax]

Another?
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking

It is a fish, right?