Ridiculous Threads in the Forum

[hotacidbath]

"March Mayhem - Zynga Vs Valve"
"March Mayhem - Zynga Vs Square Enix"
"March Mayhem - Zynga Vs Infinity Ward"

Oh wait...they happened.

Damn, I just came here to make this joke.

I guess any title that is unbelievably vague.
"Does this make you angry?"
"Can you believe this?"
"What?"

Also:
"So, my toe nail is falling off...(pics)"

 

[Fightgarr]

Now here I thought this would be a thread discussing the actually pretty common problem of having misleading and sometimes baiting titles to threads. Thus I put down this thread as one of those.

Instead I get a list of things that you wish not to be discussed. Forgive me for wanting to share with all of you the most interesting solids I've found after defecation. Forgive me for wanting to share that I would bang all the mods, other than Alex_P who I don't know that well. Threads like these should be ashamed of themselves for their suppression of rights, and for attempted restriction on discussion.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Favourite piece of Hentai?

Calumon: Favourite piece of meat?

@Catkid: That one with the tentacles.

@Calumon: Burgers.

Oh...you didn't want an answer?

 

[SturmDolch]

What has the you where have not let?

 

[Distorted Stu]

This is weird i was goign to make a thread yesterday called "HELP! FIRE!"

It was about a broken fire alarm that woke me up at 4am. I was half way throught writing it, then my internet bugged out, and i fell back to sleep. Its fixed now, but i never got any sleep/

 

[ProfessorLayton]

There was a thread a while ago that I can't find that was called "Spit or Swallow?" and the post was "Which do you prefer to do with your toothpaste?" Still my favorite thread ever.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Lame excuses people have given you for not eating your ass.

The residential addresses and phone numbers of forum members!

Awkward moments to get an erection (I'd actually really like to see this one)

There was a thread a while ago that I can't find that was called "Spit or Swallow?" and the post was "Which do you prefer to do with your toothpaste?" Still my favorite thread ever.

Do some people actually swallow the tooth paste?

 

[DoW Lowen]

GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET!

It makes you go O RLY? Then a flame war starts.

That thread happens WAAAAAY too often.

 

[Insanum]

I was just thinking about horrible (but unrealistic) thread titles that could pop up in the forums:

Weirdest solids you have found in your poop ...Well...I cant answer that one seriously, So a JET PLANE[/B]
Most erotic wrestling holds?The Souplex (Oh im proud of that one)[/B]
Poll: Does this look infected to you? Completely - Cut it off with a rusty Spatula[/B]
So I hit a guy with my car last night LMAO!AWESOME, *boom* HEADSHOT[/B]

Those are just a few of them. Can anyone think of anymore? Please don't actually make the thread though.

EDIT:There I changed the thread title!

Well that was an amusing 5 minutes. Thanks!

 

[Toriver]

Threads I wouldn't like to see:
4CHAN IS TEH GREETEST SIET ON TEH INTARWEBZ!1!
I can has (anything) plz?
So I just drove straight home after drinking a case...
I think that tomato juice I just drank tasted like blood...
Scariest thing you've woken up to?

 

[Insanum]

I was just thinking about horrible (but unrealistic) thread titles that could pop up in the forums:

Weirdest solids you have found in your poop ...Well...I cant answer that one seriously, So a JET PLANE[/B]
Most erotic wrestling holds?The Souplex (Oh im proud of that one)[/B]
Poll: Does this look infected to you? Completely - Cut it off with a rusty Spatula[/B]
So I hit a guy with my car last night LMAO!AWESOME, *boom* HEADSHOT[/B]

Those are just a few of them. Can anyone think of anymore? Please don't actually make the thread though.

EDIT:There I changed the thread title!

Well that was an amusing 5 minutes. Thanks!

It took you five minutes to read that?

Well i was watching TV at the time...And the first one took me a little bit of time to think of...

Dont look at me like that![/I]

 

[ottenni]

So iv'e got this rash...
Is it incest if its you second cousin?
Ask a girl

wait a second.....

 

[CloggedDonkey]

one: sorry for not being "TEH LEET HAXERS UV TEH INTERNETZ", but what is LMAO anyway?

but OT: poll: I just shot the president.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Favorite things to do naked
I didn't see that in my drink before
Funny things to tell a police officer while being arrested
Tell Kuliani how awesome he is with internet memes

And one more

Zynga is teh awesum

GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET!

It makes you go O RLY?Then someone goes NO WAI!!! Then a flame war starts.

Fixed that for you

 

[Tharwen]

"I think Hitler Was Right"

"Right... Wing! HA! HA! HA! HA!"

"HA!"

 

[DoW Lowen]

one: sorry for not being "TEH LEET HAXERS UV TEH INTERNETZ", but what is LMAO anyway?

but OT: poll: I just shot the president.

LMAO = Laughing my ass off
ROFL = Rolling on floor laughing
ROFLMAO = well... you get the point

OT: Dreams you've shattered by drunk driving.

Tell Kuliani how awesome he is with internet memes

Dear Kuliani,
Never gonna give you you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you!

Unlike the cake, Kuliani is not a lie.

I'm out of memes.... Yeah I'm not that internet savvy.

 

[GodKlown]

Is it ok to run over a hooker to get your money back?

Did anyone try to MacGuyver an Xbox 360 to play PS3 games?

Did you notice dog poop doesn't taste anything like dog food?

Can anyone tell me where to find the on ramp to the information superhighway?

Poll: Do commercials on YouTube piss you off?

Support Hasselhoff for President in 2012!