Rise of Villainy 2: Rise Harder (Villain RP 1 Slot Open/Started)

[Redryhno]

Joey dropped to the ground, the axe handle making a great *Whoosh* as it passed over him.

Damn, he's quick, good thing he's a big fucker

Joey jumped to his feet as soon as the giant's blow passed where he had been, grabbing one of his wrists with both of his own hands, and commanded his body to overproduce blood, making his vessels enlarge and burst, more or less causing instant death in most humans. He was tossed around quite a bit, but managed to hold on as he wrapped his entire body onto the man's arm.

I'm getting tired of this, why do I always get caught up in this shit when I'm not looking for it? I just wanna get out of here.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

The Soldier soon became a total fountain of blood before he started to thrash around less and lees before he fell to the ground and his hands and knees, Slowly dying.
Rugal got back up and crack his back before stumbling over to Joey.
"Well...Thats one way to kill someone...Lets ahhhhhh...go home..." He said before returning to the Car.
Well...that went badly... He thought as he tired to start up the car.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Look, You know Heroes..." Rugal said as he turned the key.
The Car doesn't start...
"And how crazy they are..."
The Car still doesn't start...
"So Maldeath wanted us, Me, Red, Inferno and Roach, to be Evil..."
Rugal reachs out and hits the Hood of the car, it starts.
"...So others can do shit without being killed for getting on a Hero's bad side...That and Fame, Glory, Loot, Same shit really..."

 

[Shanaar]

Grabbing another piece of the roof and putting it in his mouth, Ferrous started chewing it.
"I would have liked to help you guys, but I am a bit low on metal at the moment. I used what I had over getting out. I must say, this car is pretty tasty. Still needs some ketchup though." Ferrous said will chewing.
"So do you guys have a plan already on how we are going to do all this?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Well....uh....mmmmm...." Rugal stammers as he saw Ferrous eat fucking metal.
"ok....uhhhhh....we'll head back to...Maldeath's former residence and...regroup-ok how the fuck are you doing that?!" Rugal said finally snapping over the strangeness of the scene in front of him.

 

[Shanaar]

"I can corrode the metal that I touch, making them pretty weak. So this here is pretty much at this point nearly completely corroded. So I am actually eating corroded metal. I can only do it with my hands, though my mouth is also capable of it. Though it will take a long time to corrode something. Once was sucking on a piece of rebar for 6 hours. It is pretty tasty you know. Normal iron taste a bit like beef, aluminium like chicken and copper is spicy chicken." Ferrous said continuing eating. Looking at the roof, Ferrous asked "Eehhh.... you wanted a convertible right?"

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Seems I wasn't needed. Red-0 got back in. "Just comes down to organization." Well, that was what they had so far, really. But it might sound cryptic instead of... well, lacking in planning.

The car started, and Maldeath's wasn't far away. They shouldn't be followed there.

She wasn't bothered by the metal-eating. Villains tended to have egregiously peculiar power functions compared to heroes.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"...I guess so...ok, moving on, everyone in? Close enough..."
And after that, our Villains drove off the the Lair of the infamous Maldeath.

TRANSITION

A few wrong turns later, They finally arrived.
(Note: F.A.R.D the RP-maker never said what is looks like so I'm gonna go with this:

The group entered, to the left of the entrance was a hallway with 6 servant rooms with en suites (3 used by Rugal, Inferno and Red-0) and a large hole in the wall leading into the basement covered with a sheet of plywood.
In front was a passage to the kitchen and a set of stairs leading to another bathroom, a private study and the Master bedroom, which had a code lock.
And to the living room with a massive HD-TV.
There is also several hidden passages, but the gang had only found one and sure as shit didn't want to look again.
"Right, meet your new home...what'ca think?"

 

[Shanaar]

"mmmm Pretty fancy. Nice Architecture, looks pretty solid, that wall would need some fixing. Because really, plywood?" Ferrous said looking around. "I know some guys who can repair this quickly, cheaply and no questions asked. They build that nice little underground lab under that chemical factory down town.

 

[Redryhno]

"Well, you guys sure found a pretty little slice of heaven,"Joey started off down the hall to the rooms,"You guys got a shower? I really need to get that giant's blood offa me, it's a bit of a messy process ya see. And I'd really like to change out of these clothes,"He gestured to his bloody prison suit, which was still wet in a few places, though most of it had caked on him and the suit by now,"Oh look, a BFTV, nice."

Spoiler: OOC

I really didn't expect the blood thing to work, that was a bit anti-climactic, I though he was some kind of robot or the like, not just a real huge-ass guy.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Redryhno

Mental Note: Harder Bosses...

"Uh, yeah, there's a shower in each of the rooms and one up stairs, Oi, Ferrous, Don't go down there, Hidden research lab, total death trap, Weapons....Don't think this place has one, least that we know of..."

 

[Redryhno]

Spoiler: Diablo

I'm not complaining, I just figured with his entrance and everything he wasn't all human. Or a full bodysuit since his power doesn't work without skin contact, but then again, that's just my guy.

"Thanks Blondie, I'll be back in a bit."

Joey took his briefcase and entered one of the unoccupied rooms, took his suit and hat out, laid Madeline down on the bed, with his last loaded barrel, he'd have to find more bullets, that wasn't going to be simple, and laid his suit and hat on the bed, as unwrinkled as he could make them.

He took his jumpsuit off, threw it into a corner in the bathroom and proceeded to wash the blood off of himself. when he got out, he looked in the mirror and saw that he had grown a fair patch of whiskers during his short vacation.

Damn, look at that, oh there's a razor, it's an antique, but it works

He cut himself a few times, but he wiped those off and there wasn't even the slightest bit of a hint of a slice. He went back into the bedroom and proceeded to iron out the wrinkles it had accumulated over the past hour or so being stuck in the case. He finished, put it on, and walked out of the room back to the living room and lounged on the couch in front of the TV, and was quite pleased to hear of their jailbreak on the news, enough so that he recorded it so the others could watch it later.

Spoiler: Hey look, its Joey.sans car and cigar, for the moment anyways, the hats wrong too, but who here's counting details? Besides me obviously

 

[Philip3477]

Spoiler: Sorry

So I'm sorry about not being online for the past week, but it's been pretty crazy. I'm going to recap now, from when the car scene occurred to where we are now, and Zeph's reactions.

Car scene:
Zeph was pretty beat after carrying the storm guy out with the assistance of Joey. He wasn't sure what happened to him in all of the fuss, but it was good to know that he helped another villain, at least a little bit. Those bastard heroes would die, one "evil" action after another contributing to their downfall. Before piling into the car with the others, Zeph turned to Joey and said, "Thanks. Appreciate it. He turned off his invisibility field. "And yeah, you're right, I'm kind of lacking in the common sense department." He had offered his non-bionic-covered hand to shake.

As soon as he got in the car, however, dazed from the day's events and at the beautiful destruction left behind them, he crashed, unable to assist in anything during the eventful car ride back to the re-group manor, leaving the rest of the group, namely Joey, to provide a short description of his valiantly evil, but misplaced, deed to the others.
Manor:
Zeph introduced himself to several others, namely the three more "experienced" members of the group. He knew he would get time to know the others later. He told them a bit about what he did, namely the weapons building.

He perked up at the mention of a secret research lab. "Could you show me where to start looking for this lab? I'll settle into my room later. I got a nice little nap on the car ride over," Zeph exuded enthusiasm. He continued. "Oh, and no weapons? I can fix that," The latter was said with a devious smile.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Oh No you don't, That Lab is off limits and DON'T EVEN THINK about taking this as a challenge, The monster's down there would kill your ass and thats if you are lucky, Now then...Lets sort out rooms...There's 7 of us but only 6 usable rooms so either someone is sleeping in the Living room or someone has to share...soooooo..." Rugal let that hang in the air.

Spoiler: Timer

Ok, I going to count down how long it takes for someone to go in the basement starting now...

 

[Philip3477]

"Or someone can room in the basement. Dibs!" Zeph shouted the latter with much more excitement than before, ignoring Rugal's more-than-cautionary advice, and promptly pushed the button for invisibility that he had on his arm. He figured it would either be a door that needed lockpicking or a hidden button of some sort. His inquisitive, scientific mind would find it soon. Oh yes it would.

He still had his laser pistol and bionic arm, certainly enough to take on any of the monsters in the basement. He wasn't afraid of no ghosts. Or creepie crawlies.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Dammit, ZEPH! no! Don't you dare!" Rugal shouted as he ran after Zeph who had moved the Plywood and ran down a dark passage way.
At the end of which, Zeph came to a large metal Door with the words "Emergency Lock-Down" written on it.
Behind it were a Damaged Front door that had been cut open and a Damaged Fire Door that had been cut open as well.
If the first door was opened, he could go though the other ones.
There was no computer terminal but there was a hidden Finger-print Scanner in the rock wall.

Spoiler: YOUR WINNER! HAVE A COOKIE!

Time taken: 51 minutes

 

[Philip3477]

Zeph placed his fingerprint on the scanner, hoping that it might recognize him as a scientist or villain and would let him in due to that fact. He was excited at the prospect of research in a nice lab where he could settle down, but he would have to take care of this pesky monster problem first.

Maybe Rugal would join him for the spring cleaning.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Red-0 saw Zeph running to his death and shook her head. And then there were three. "Well, if no one else needs anything, I'll be taking my leave."

In any case, Red-0 began walking off, though slowly enough that someone could ask her for something.