Rise of Villainy 2: Rise Harder (Villain RP 1 Slot Open/Started)

[Redryhno]

Joey picked up his suit, and went to his room, muttering the whole way about bloodstains, ironing, and generally negative things concerning Inferno and Zeph.

After a few minutes of work, he realized that the suit was a lost cause and threw it in the trash, took a quick shower to clean the blood off and got into the other suit from the guy at the stadium.

Walking back to the living room he passed by Inferno's room and noticed the door ajar and heard something.

"oh, mangos."

His curiosity piqued he peered in to see an obviously unconscious Inferno being tended by an obviously embarrassed Rugal.

Oh, this is priceless, Blondie's got a crush on a girl that'd rip his balls off, cook 'em then force feed him. Should I go get the others? Nah, that's too easy, this'll be more fun.

He pushed the door open and walked in, smirking all the while,"Weeeelll, what do we have here?You do know it's better when they're awake right?It's a little bit more healthy too, considering."

 

[Zen Toombs]

"Look at the pretties..."

Spoiler: OOC

Unconscious Coraline is unconscious!

Spoiler: Diablo

Maybe, maybe not. ;-) We shall see, shall we not?

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"AHJESUSFUCKDAMMITSHIT!" He exclaimed as as he fell back into the contents on the basin he spilled earlier.
He looked up and saw Joey fighting off a roaring laugh.
"...........This....makes sense in context...see, I bought her up....and....You ever hear of knocking?..."
Way to go, first girl you had no chance in hell with and your caught molesting her, Casanova would be proud...

 

[Shanaar]

"Woohoo, Take that Pentagrams. No one beats the Barkers like that. mmmm Maybe I should have added that Ferrous was here. mmmmm Nahhhh, would be to much like that Pesto guy." Ferrous said before switching the TV to some kind of action series.

Getting up from the couch, Ferrous made his way towards the kitchen to get some more beer and search for something to eat besides metal. Finding only in his opinion 'Healthy food' Ferrous yelled towards the rest in the mansion not knowing if they could hear him or not "Hey, any one up for some pizza's? I could go for a extra large carnivore."

 

[Redryhno]

Joey continued smirking and walked over to Rugal,careful to not step in too much of the water-soaked blood, helping him off the floor and triggering his heart to beat a bit slower, his pineal gland to secrete and generally cause him to fall asleep within the next ten minutes or so.

"Just thought I'd point out a few things wrong with your technique is all, Blondie,"He began walking back towards the door,"Next time, make sure the door is closed, and that whoever you wake up next to isn't prepared to fry you. Go, head, keep cleaning her off, dried blood is a ***** to get off, true story."He smiled a half-smile, the glint of mischief in eyes not able to be completely held back, and closed and locked the door behind him.

He rubbed his hands together outside, and suppressed a small chuckle. He took his suit out of the trash and tied a pant leg to Inferno's door handle and another to Zeph's room across the hall. Effectively keeping them in unless they broke the door.

In a few hours, when they both wake up, with any luck, Blondie'll fall asleep over her and she'll wake up, then the fun starts. Maybe...

Spoiler: OOC

captcha is 'underpants', somewhat fitting for this moment in time.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Rugal felt...clam somehow...
He went back to his post and Finally got the chunk in Inferno's-
"mmmmm...gettting...tired..."
He pulled back down her top in case someone else walked in.
He began to blink several times to try and fight off the sleep.
He climbed into the bed to reach aa pppiiieeeccceeeeeee iiinnnnn heeeeerrrrr hhhhaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrr
Then it hit him.
"Gooodddddddaaammiiiit[sub]ttttt joeeeeeeee...[/sub]" he managed to say before he dozed off beside Inferno.

 

[Zen Toombs]

"Why does he do that?" Coraline continues to mumble. "Is that him?"

Spoiler: Redryho

Your character is starting to remind me of an evil Barney Stinson. Props

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Earlier
The Pizza Ferrous Ordered was being delivered by the New Guy, still un-used to the madness of the city.
First thing that caught his eye was the damaged Car and the Stolen Armoured van.
He walked up the steps to the mansion and rang the doorbell.

Roach, Answered the Door...

Inferno's Room
"Zzzzzz...Jab, Jab...Zzzzzzz....Forward, Light Kick, Roundhouse....Zzzzzz"

 

[Redryhno]

"Hey, any one up for some pizza's? I could go for a extra large carnivore."

"Yeah, sure I'll go for it, Sicilian style crust, red tomatoes squares, canadian bacon and spinach."

He looked at everyone's astonished faces after he said his order,"What? I've been in Europe for the last year."

 

[Headsprouter]

Roachman mopped up the vomit with a feeling of nostalgia and disgusted curiosity. It reminded him of the many "pavement pizzas" he had encountered and created roaming the streets on late nights, ones he created were made by punching violent and prejudiced drunks in their poison-filled guts. He wondered what did sick taste like?
Roach's mind wandered unpleasantly until he heard mention of food. That would be his first meal in a couple of days. It was Ferrous, who was ordering a pizza. Roachman's antennae perked up. "Pizza!? Get me some! I haven't had a fresh pizza in years!" then another thought entered his mind. "Who's paying? ARE we paying?"

 

[Shanaar]

"Eeehhhh, I think we do? Oooh Roach can you get that? Also give him one of the trophies on the table over there as a tip. NOT THE ONE'S IN MY ROOM" Ferrous yelled at roach while watching some kind of action movie.

"He any one want some more beer or something else to drink?" Ferrous said making his way towards the kitchen after finding out he was out of beer.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

The Pizza Guy Rang the doorbell again as he looked around the outside.
He then saw what looked like blood though the Peer Hole.
He shot back when some...Thing came to open the door...

 

[Headsprouter]

After opening the door, savouringly, with ominous intent, Roachman stared voraciously at the Pizza Guy, and was grinning widely. "Helloooooo....." the startled man stared back at him. It was dark outside, Roachman's eyes dilated, leaving very little of his yellow iris visible. All the man could see was the shine of streetlights against what looked like black, watery pools.
Roachman pointed casually at the box he was clutching in trembling hands. "That'll be my pizza. Here-" he offered a science trophy with the name "MALDEATH" engraved on the stand. He had been clutching it like a champagne glass this whole conversation. "This should cover it. Keep the change."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

The Color drained from the Pizza Guy as the door was closed in his face.
He left with the Trophy in his hands.
He got on his bike and drove off, his mouth wide open the whole time.
"..........Why?........Couldn't have his pants on?...." He asked God as that image would haunt him for years to come.

 

[Redryhno]

Joey took his pizza from Roach, took it to the kitchen counter, took two beers from Metal Head, and sat down to eat, it was good,despite the sub-par tomatos, the canned spinach and greasy cheese, the last year had been bad to him in terms of food quality bars.

"Well, this isn't exactly what I expected, but what the hell. Oh, in a few hours I think the fun's going to start. You'll see what I mean in a bit, maybe." He smiled and continued eating, awaiting the sounds of screaming happily.

 

[Headsprouter]

Roachman snatched the pizza, and slammed the door in the Pizza Guy's pallid face. He walked back to join the rest of the group. He had already stolen 2 slices of pizza. "Comerades!" he began, allowing Joey to take a slice from the box. "Here is the remainder of the nourishment....I got first dibs. Scramble." he frisbeed the now closed box onto a table in front of the TV. He continued to eat his pilfered slices, remaining passive to the perplexing interactions between some of the others.

 

[Shanaar]

"mmmm Pretty tasty. We should keep them on speed dial. He Roach, which trophy did you give the pizza guy?" Ferrous said.

Picking up empty beer can, Ferrous corroded it on sprinkled it over one the slices of the pizza.
"Oke Bluey. Just as long as we don't wake up to a army of Supers in our bed rooms."

 

[Ninjamedic]

The TV bought up ANOTHER News Report, causing collective sighs among the young group.

"...We now go live to Frank West for a special report on the Stadium Attack."
***
"Frank West Here, I managed to get an interview with Richardson, one of the World's most famous heroes, Mr. Rishardson, How will you and your New Group of Heroes be able to combat this Crimewave?"

"The old Fashioned way my friend, Mr. Announcer, if you may?"

The Mechanist, with the ability to build and repair any techical construct!

"Your problems are over NASA, I've got Doom II to run on the shuttle computers! .......What's that about plasma drive again?"

Dr. Lancet, the Holy Dragoon with an encyclopedic knowledge of internal medicne!!

*Lands on a bank robber* "Time to go to jail, criminal!"
"My Legs!" "Sigh, I'll patch you up then. Oh stop crying!"

The Golem, posessing unparalleled strength and constitution!!!

"Sure, I'll help you move house" *Lifts up the house, throws it across the county* "No need to thank me!"

La Rose de La Mort, Botanical defender of Justice!!!!

"Remember kids the important thing about building a polytunnel i-hang on" *Shoots out a vine, grabs a fleeing bank robber in the distance, reels him in and keeps him in a head lock with the vine* Is properly fixing it in the ground. Now, any questions?

The Spectre, The psychic, telekenetic detective!!!!!

"Yes I know what you do at night, and yes you should be ashamed of yourself!

And their Leader, Phoenix Richardson!!!!!!

"Why did I let them name the Team......"

Together they form:
The NEW SUPER ULTRA HYPER MYSTICAL MEGA MIGHTY JUSTICE FORCE TEAM!!!!!!!

 

[Shanaar]

Starring slack jawed at the TV screen, all Ferrous could say after seeing this was "What, did they really use the theme music from a kids TV show?"

Picking up another slice and eating it, Ferrous asked "So there called NSUHMMMJFT Right? What a crappy name is that. Please don't tell me we are going to follow them and thing of a weird name. Next thing you know it, we have develop a theme song and matching costumes.