Rival to Rebecca Black

[Flailing Escapist]

That video was made by the same people that made Rebecca Black's video, and it actually came out first by several months. Unfortunately, this video isn't the low point of Ms. Rose's career; that would be this creepy little abomination:

<youtube=MDulhduiDQw&feature=related>

The girl is 12.

Some of you are probably wondering why I know so much about this. The reason is that there was a thread about this some time last week.

What is this?
...
Ahhh!
....
Good God!
.....
What's wrong with these people?!
......
She's 12!

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Yeesh that is truly pestilent!

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

That video was made by the same people that made Rebecca Black's video, and it actually came out first by several months. Unfortunately, this video isn't the low point of Ms. Rose's career; that would be this creepy little abomination:

<youtube=MDulhduiDQw&feature=related>

The girl is 12.

Some of you are probably wondering why I know so much about this. The reason is that there was a thread about this some time last week.

I'm gonna be honest here. Creepy video aside, this doesn't really seem any worse than any typical pop songs.

If I didn't know who it was/see the video, I wouldn't be against listening to this. The Jeans song is bad, this is bland but not terrible.

Oh, the song is atually pretty good for bubblegum pop. It's the lyrics that are creepy. She's 12 years old, and basically soliciting herself for sex. I won't blame you if you don't want to listen to it again, though.

Edit: Here's a lyrics sheet

<spoiler=spoiler'd for length>Just take a picture, baby, Look at what I'm wearing,
Just take a picture baby, No need for staring.
You know that you want to, you know that you need to,
It will last longer for you. Baby say it now,

Oh my god, she looks good, (omg she looks good)
Oh my God, you know you wish you could ( Baby Say it now)
Oh my God She looks good, Oh my God, you know you wish you could, but you can't be like this.

Oh, come on by the crib,
The girls start looking dib
Just shaking that boom boom.
Going all around and around and back again.
All the way around and around and back again
All the way around and around and back again,(what) again,(what),again.

Don't be hating on me, no need to fake it,
Playing that games upon me, may they mistake it.
They know that they love me, they know that they hate me,
No matter what, I am a sta-a-r.
Baby Say it now.

Oh my god, she looks good, (omg she looks good)
Oh my God, you know you wish you could ( Baby Say it now)
Oh my God She looks good, Oh my God, you know you wish you could, but you can't be like this.

Oh, come on by the crib,
The girls start looking dib
Just shaking that boom boom.
Going all around and around and back again.
All the way around and around and back again
All the way around and around and back again,(what) again,(what),again.

Beep Beep
Toot Toot
http://www.elyricsworld.com/omg_lyrics_jenna_rose.html
Beep Beep
Toot Toot
Boom Boom

Just take the picture baby, take the picture
It'll last longer.

Oh my god, she looks good, (omg she looks good)
Oh my God, you know you wish you could ( Baby Say it now)
Oh my God She looks good, Oh my God, you know you wish you could, but you can't be like this.

Oh, come on by the crib,
The girls start looking dib
Just shaking that boom boom.
Going all around and around and back again.
All the way around and around and back again
All the way around and around and back again,(what) again,(what),again (what) Again.

Oh, come on by the crib,
The girls start looking dib
Just shaking that boom boom.
Going all around and around and back again.
All the way around and around and back again
All the way around and around and back again,(what) again,(what),again (what) Again.

Oh, come on by the crib,
The girls start looking dib
Just shaking that boom boom.
Going all around and around and back again.
All the way around and around and back again
All the way around and around and back again,(what) again,(what),again (what) Again.

If I ever listen to it again, I'll just try really hard to forget that she's 12. I don't think I will ever listen to it again though, as if I need pop music, I have much better choices.

 

[guru7892]

...
will someone please explain to me why Rebbecca Black and Jenna Rose aren't doing the Twilight soundtracks?

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Jesus, every fucking month.
Alright boys! You know the drill! Grab the torches, we've got ourselves another Witch Hunt!

 

[farq1414]

huh, found this about a week after i found 'friday', so a while back. butstill doesn't make it bearable xD

oh, and watch the dubbed version, by the same guy who did a dub of friday, its fuckin hilarious ^^

thank you i just watched it and it is very funny here i'll post it up so other people can see it to

[video]

 

[forsinain42]

It would create a black hole of low quality and destroy all humankind.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

You missed her other song, "O.M.G.", which is about CP.
Link not provided for reasons of good taste.

Yeah, this is old news, but wow...that O.M.G video...
...like genuinely...
...it's borderline CP

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

this was posted not too long ago, but god its terrible.

another escapist posted this in that forum, so I thought I'd share it as well.



*EDIT-damn I was ninja'd

 

[Jim From Accounting]

Dam you I was hoping to never her that again

 

[lwm3398]

Meh. I know about enough good stuff, old and new, to not be angry. She's not even nearly as popular as Rebecca, and for that we thank you.

Also: Ark Music is evil. It markets autotune and the popstar high life (Read: Sex and drugs) to 13 year-olds, the lyricist (Or should I say, Some Asshole with a Pen and the Inability to Write Non-repetitive Lyrics) makes kids pay for his shit words and makes the terrible videos, and no one likes them and no one ever will. Go find out more about Ark on your own: I'd call them the Devil in disguise, but their only disguise is obscurity and even that isn't much.

 

[Warforger]

Tonight I witnessed something that was prophecised to occur in 2012.
I saw a video on Youtube of a song actually worse than Rebecca Black's Friday.
Here is a link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

I for one think this is getting ridiculous, and that I'm actually just wishing that if we just accepted Justin Bieber this would all go away. And when you find yourself wishing for Justin Bieber, you know you're getting desperate.

Thoughts?

Why do you care? I mean it's not effecting you at all, you had to search for this song to begin with, same with Friday. I can sort of get Bieber because his song is constantly played but even then it's only a couple seconds you probably won't remember ever again.

The only thing that should be bad is how much sex appeal she has in her video's, I mean I've seen girls like that IRL obsessing about how pretty they are WHEN THEY'RE ONLY 10! I mean their hormones haven't even activated at all they shouldn't care how they look and it's getting rather sickening because the only people who will are pedophiles. I know I'm telling young girls how to live their lives but c'mon, this is just preparing them to become either sluts or scarred for life by pedophiles.

But though the rapper though, actually he's pretty good, better then most rappers these days.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

Jesus, every fucking month.
Alright boys! You know the drill! Grab the torches, we've got ourselves another Witch Hunt!

no, witches are over 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than these DAMNED STUPID SLUTS CALLED POP AwRqTgISfgTS!!!!!!!!! its not fucking fair on normal sane people who have a billion times more talent than any of TwrtdHEasdwadcM.

 

[Slimshad]

Unreasonable hate is unreasonable. People hating little girls for trying to be famous... I just don't get it. I mean sure it's a bad song in my opinion, but since when should people hate artists with lackluster abilities? It just doesn't make sense to me. It's like hating a game developer for making a bad video game. If it's bad, don't play it. Your opinion is not universal and frankly it does not need to be heard. Jesus.

 

[deathbydeath]

Unreasonable hate is unreasonable. People hating little girls for trying to be famous... I just don't get it. I mean sure it's a bad song in my opinion, but since when should people hate artists with lackluster abilities? It just doesn't make sense to me. It's like hating a game developer for making a bad video game. If it's bad, don't play it. Your opinion is not universal and frankly it does not need to be heard. Jesus.

well, the internet is like the wild west: there is no quality control, so shit can get out of control. we don't want that to happen. if you aren't good, do us a favor and keep it private.

 

[Ursus Buckler]

Why do you care? I mean it's not effecting you at all, you had to search for this song to begin with, same with Friday. I can sort of get Bieber because his song is constantly played but even then it's only a couple seconds you probably won't remember ever again.

The only thing that should be bad is how much sex appeal she has in her video's, I mean I've seen girls like that IRL obsessing about how pretty they are WHEN THEY'RE ONLY 10! I mean their hormones haven't even activated at all they shouldn't care how they look and it's getting rather sickening because the only people who will are pedophiles. I know I'm telling young girls how to live their lives but c'mon, this is just preparing them to become either sluts or scarred for life by pedophiles.

I don't care one whit about it. I just thought that was the point of a forum, to you know, share things with people. So sorry for offending you.

I agree with the point made in the middle though.

 

[SillyBear]

Why does anyone care?

Because people like to be angry. They will deliberately go out of their way to find something bad, find it, watch it, then post a forum thread saying "LOOK HOW MUCH THIS SUCK" forcing other people to watch it too.

Yeah, people are idiots.

Ironically, this is the exact reason why this kind of stuff exists in the first place.

 

[ShadowDude112]

...Words fail me, but not Spiderman!

Ark Music Factory just can't take a rather massive hint, can they?

EDIT: Wait, it's NOT AMF? Now I'm less disappoint, but still disappoint.

It's actually spelt Spider-Man not Spiderman. Know your geek facts. It gives you more street cred.
OT: Geez, these untalented pricks just keep coming, don't they?