Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

[Soviet Steve]

I thought this was obvious given the scent humans give off when they've been burned.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

So...we all taste like...BACON???

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Ithos]

I for one welcome our new robotic overlords.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Hmm, now I'm curious as to how human flesh really tastes...

 

[ilspooner]

Uh oh, I hope robots don't like bacon as much as we do, or else...

 

[Gruchul]

Alright, time to go make an "end is nigh" sandwich-board.

Just be careful,
if humans taste like bacon I think a sandwich board is not a very good thing to wear.

If I'm going to be eaten, I may as well be appetising!

 

[Charli]

That would be significantly more creepy if robots had a need to eat/hunger, as it is it was just doing as the sicko who programmed it asked it to do.

And yeah we probably taste like bacon, that's nothing shocking.

 

[tthor]

Combine that with this:


And you have the most terrifying thing ever created.

I don't know whether that's awesome or creepy

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Cheap robot can't even identify dandruff!

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Combine that with this:


And you have the most terrifying thing ever created.

I don't know whether that's awesome or creepy

reminds me of a head crab