Roommates

[w-Jinksy]

i havent had a bad experience as of yet but ill be moving out soon and my freind said hes gunna be my room mate, only real problem is hes a messy bastard who would rather spend 2 hours doing his hair than 5 minutes picking up his clothes oh wells hes a training hairdresser so at least hell actually pay for a few things.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

Sadly, this has happened to me before.

What, your roomie jacked off all over your computer? 0_o

 

[mikecoulter]

Oh yea, my current roomies girlfriend practically lives here. Which is fine but she kind of has this thing against wearing clothes when walking around the house...ok shes not naked but i dont want to see a friends girlfriend walking around my apartment in her undies all the time. She doesnt work so she hangs around here half the time when hes at work...also i think she tries to hit on me which is really disturbing.

if she's walking around like that clearly she's showing off and hitting on clearly means she's bored of her bf....and...ouch to him

Yea true, i have told him about it in a nice way...he didnt seem to mind very much. Which leads me to beleive that they have a very open relationship or they want me in a threesome...i hope to god its not the latter.

That or they're planning on making you a sacrifice. Maybe don't sleep for a little while...

 

[kaptainkeyz]

my roomie sucks... he does pirrouettes in the middle of the living room, listens to broadway musicals in the kitchen all day (while im doing stuff) never buys toilet paper,constantly whines and eats my bloody food. oh yeah and has the audacity to play my xbox all day (my tv too) instead of finding a job. thank goodness for shady dealings he used to do or i dont know how he'd pay his rent.

 

[Madaxeman101]

Oh yea, my current roomies girlfriend practically lives here. Which is fine but she kind of has this thing against wearing clothes when walking around the house...ok shes not naked but i dont want to see a friends girlfriend walking around my apartment in her undies all the time. She doesnt work so she hangs around here half the time when hes at work...also i think she tries to hit on me which is really disturbing.

....Is she hot?

I think this answers your question.

10 bucks she looks like this...

id hit that (after several pints of vodka and a few severe head wounds)

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Sadly, this has happened to me before.

Hahaha! Good song!
But seriously, that must not be very fun for you...

roommate problem..


******!! chav ate my food i'm so pissed what should i do? =/ seriously i dont want to have to hide my food as well as myself.i put up listen to his crappy techno music ..


AGHHHHHHHHHH i wanted to eat that this morning T_T any advice before he keeps doing it?

That's lame, man. I know how you feel. If you're feeling brave, confront him. If you're not, let your landlord or whoever know and get him kicked out.

i guess its because i'm a girl he think i wont say anything =/...he was playing techno music til 5am last night and he's right above me..

im friendly i say hello and stuff i clean up after myself..just seems like he's attacking me

 

[Emptor]

i murdered mine and have kept him in a bag behind the wardrobe. the only problem i have with him is the smell..

Well you can get rid of that with some Febreeze,or you could sell me the body I'm trying to finish my leather jacket but I'm all out of hide...you wouldn't know how fast undertakers start to distrust you after a few incidents.

i think there's a few too many holes in him to be much use to you, thanks for the tip about the febreeze though, im still looking for an air tight bag for him though. got any spare?

I could still use it.I've got an eldritch abomination living in my couch and I need some bodies for it to eat before it decides I'm expendable.*hands lol a Glade bag*

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

i murdered mine and have kept him in a bag behind the wardrobe. the only problem i have with him is the smell..

Well you can get rid of that with some Febreeze,or you could sell me the body I'm trying to finish my leather jacket but I'm all out of hide...you wouldn't know how fast undertakers start to distrust you after a few incidents.

i think there's a few too many holes in him to be much use to you, thanks for the tip about the febreeze though, im still looking for an air tight bag for him though. got any spare?

I could still use it.I've got an eldritch abomination living in my couch and I need some bodies for it to eat before it decides I'm expendable.*hands lol a Glade bag*

Hey i aint putting him in that! 20c a bag? I have some class you know! Make it a hessian sack and i'll think about it.
Edit: couldn't you just call like pest control or something? let it eat them and stuff...