Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[DotSlash]

Granted, the lamp explodes as soon as you turn it on.

I wish for more rock.

 

[Kae]

Granted but it's too loud and it makes your eardrums explode, rendering you unable to listen to any of it.

I wish for a grappling hook or a hookshot.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, the Triforce to complete it is nowhere to be found.

I wish for more Okami.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, there's a glitch that makes your Vita an expensive paperweight as soon as you load the game up.

I wish for more TV.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it gets pulled on constantly by small children.

I wish for everything to be in Film Noir.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, all of it is now black & white...with mimes!

I wish more classes went more quicker.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, you fail every other subject for the next 10 years.

I wish for less strict bosses.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it fails as soon as you try a really ambitious jump. Enjoy the fall!

I wish for infinite coins.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they get lost before you can hand them in so you have to do them over again in ten minutes.

I wish for more dancing in this thread.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, everyone forces you to play with them forever.

I wish for more Shoryuken.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you're always on the receiving end.

I wish the Escapist loaded more reliably.

 

[ElecLeo]

Granted, but nothing else loads.
I wish that I knew how to travel through time.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, you can only warp back to the moment where the meteor kills all the dinos... and you.

I wish for warmer blankets.