Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The teenage mutant ninja turtles view you as a cheap knock off and beat the stuffing out of you.

I wish instead of dying everyone ascends like Master Oogway.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, just like Master Shifu, everyone would be super skeptical to the final words of anyone's "acends", thus leading to everyone basically beating the shit out of someone else because, unlike the movie, not everyone is as durable as Po the Panda...

I wish for eternal li-JOHN CENA!!!!!!!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. meeting him in person is extremely dissapointing.

I wish FPLOON would ruin a wish of mine without killing me in doing so.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, the ruination simply robs you of all your power

I wish Professional Wrestling was more like a fighting game without long term injury or death

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. all but a few wrestlers completely suck.

I wish I was a master of Chi and had mystical kung fu powers.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it does absolutely nothing when facing off against another Chi master... which is me, obviously...

I wish to answer the final question in Jeopardy!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's very wrong

I wish I was infinitely cool

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you're frozen in place...

I wish for Katamari Dreams!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Your dreams are absorbed into a giant rolling ball and taken away forever.

I wish I was good at everything I do.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you're good at sucking!

I wish Resident Evil would bring back old characters and a few less new ones

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, the new ones kill the old ones in the most offensive way possible...

I wish I won an Oscar!

 

[Wary Wolf]

Granted.

Spoiler: This is the Oscar you have won

I wish FPLOON gives us an awesome SK game next round.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, just like Donald Trump, it's extremely racist, sexist, and just a terrible idea to even think about from a Presidential perspective...

I wish I went out for some WANGS!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you choke to death on all that dick

I wish I had a palace in the clouds

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's lacks support and crashes down in a hailstorm of debris...

I wish I were still Fudd Season!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. You wake up in a Fudd costume and are immediately shot.

I wish my life had an amazing soundtrack!

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's the soundtrack of pure evil silence...

I wish I won't get midnight munchies!

 

[Wary Wolf]

Granted. The cure to the midnight munchies is to put your father's testicles in your mouth when you go to bed.

I wish my computer screen wasn't so blue.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Now it is black, and completely blank.

I wish I had the wisdom of Master Oogway.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you're still won't be as great as the Panda... That dude's on another level...

I wish the tides went surfing!