Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. The rest of your body is ash.

I wish for a kickass themesong written about me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. By the way your house is flooded.

I wish for the death of all that is Bieber.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Nothing happens at all.

I wish for a wish!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It comes at the sacrifice of justice.

Worth it. Totally worth it.

OT: Granted but you forget it just as you go to post this time.

I wish for silence across the world.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. He's big and pink and has a taste for human blood.

I wish for more eagles!

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Just be careful next time you walk outside.

I wish for a silvery pair of science glasses.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. A nice tomato and motor oil blend.

I wish for a sentient supercomputer.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But her vocal abilities are stuck. She can only say "You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here."

Over and over and over and over and...

I wish for more repetition.

 

[Link_to_Future]

GG: oh nooooooooooooooo

Erm...

Granted. Hope you like that nerve gas she's releasing into your room now.

I wish to drown in an ocean of potatoes.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But alas, he is called back to hell for the sake of the apocalypse.

I wish for more obviously fake accents!

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Darkpectilis causes genitalia to rot off. It was named after you because you were the first documented case.

I wish for more creativity.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. You are flooded with an immense amount of ideas and suddenly people are carting you off to the funny farm. Hope you like padded walls.

I wish for a bigger, non-cracked/chipped coffee mug.