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AwesomeExpress

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Granted, you're a ghost for all tomorrow. But tomorrow never comes! Oh no's!

I wish for ten pounds of potatoes.
 

Mettking

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Granted, everything feels like a knife is being jabbed into you on contact.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
 

Mettking

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Granted, you rip out some guys heart and put it in place of yours.

I wish Jack Thompson and Uwe Boll fight it out, man to man live on pay per view.
 

Robert632

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Granted. They start liking his minions, Crabbe and Goyle.

I wish my dog wasn't too dumb to live.
 

Robert632

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Granted. You become so funny that you pass the funny event horizon and become unfunny again.

I wish my hair didn't make my face itch.
 

SkyeNeko

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Granted, but it gains sentience and forms a rebel group with the rest of your hair. [small]they will smother you in your sleep[/small]

I wish more people I know were online right now...