Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[MemLCol TBOT]

so many people start posting there that the servers are constantly full and you can never got into it


i wish for a greater understanding of the color purple

 

[byte4554_v1legacy]

They only get ONE: Sadness, all hours of the day.

I wish Watch_Dogs wasn't delayed.

granted. It's been cancelled instead.

 

[username sucks]

Granted. Your wish of nothing has turned the world into nothing. Congratulations, void-bringer.

I wish I could think more.

 

[TheRiddler]

Granted. You now know what the best possible wish is, but lack the ability to make it.

I wish that I had half the money in the world.

 

[KOMega]

Granted. You are surrounded in bags of half-bills and half coins. I doubt anyone will take those however, even on half-off sales.

I wish I was more organized.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: You have been turned into the most organized person on Earth. Stanley, the office worker

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I wish for a game with unlimited choice.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, enjoy your virus riddled ROM hack of Mario.

I wish for a good Birthday present.

 

[Teoes]

Granted but it's so good you'll never get another present for the rest of your life.

I wish for it to be lunchtime. Now and always.

 

[Padwolf]

Granted but you can only choose one lunchtime meal to eat all day everyday.

I wish I had more money.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

IT'S RAINING MONEY! GOLD IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!

I wish it wasn't raining

 

[Teoes]

Granted, now we all die in the ensuing drought.

I wish the following poster was unable to go to the toilet.

 

[KOMega]

Granted, I now go on your lap. ;P

I wish I had a bigger room.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Granted. You're now homeless; the world is your room.

I wish my saliva was grape-flavored.

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but you quickly get tired of the random strangers forcing you to the ground to suck your tongue.

I wish everyone was ginger.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Granted, now nobody wants to have sex with anyone and the human race dies out.

I wish my ex gets hit by a meteorite

 

[The Hund]

Granted, but he survives and it gives him super powers.

I wish I had a talking walrus.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Here is your walrus! You can understand everything he says.

HUNGRY! HUNGRY! @#$^ ME! @#$^ ME! PREDATOR! HUNGRY!

I WILL @#$^ YOU!

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate.

 

[Teoes]

Granted. You're not any more productive, however - you just sit and stare vacantly at walls.

I wish I could make sweet love to that walrus.

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

you become a Walrus but forget what you were going to do as a walrus

I wish I had a toothache.

 

[TheCommanders]

Granted, but it's so bad that you rip out the tooth, and now you just have a jaw ache.

I wish this wish wouldn't come true.