Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[FPLOON]

Granted, nature ain't having that shit and fucks it all up... AGAIN!

I wish I could catch up on Another Period!

 

[UltraDeth]

This means colour does not actually exist, but is an illusion of the mind. (I've heard this theory before.)

I wish I made money for boosting my Gamerscore/Trophies.

 

[FPLOON]

Even if you're a man, you now get monthly periods.

YES! Something different to shake up my life internally!

OT: Granted, you can never wish again!

I wish the road to dawn was paved with cobblestone!

 

[UltraDeth]

Try walking barefoot on that.

I wish I had a masturbation machine.

 

[UltraDeth]

They put the pizza in the freezers and the bread in the soup.

I wish men would do more with their facial hair than a boring beard.

 

[UltraDeth]

It is now relevant to be used in political debate.

I wish for some kind of Paradise on Earth.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It completely disrupts the food chains of several ecosystems, causing catastrophic animal attacks.

Granted, not square-dancing daily becomes punishable by death.

I wish this applied to BuildsLegos only.

 

[UltraDeth]

Just give up on everything, then?

I wish I could be 200% erect.

 

[UltraDeth]

You have no opportunities left and sink into obscurity.

I wish mythical creatures co-existed with us.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, all other words are now underlined by spell check.

I wish Katy Perry's next "perfomance" would just be 90 minutes of her queefing into a microphone, and finishing it off with this disturbing number: