Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[UltraDeth]

You'd rather make another dated meme reference?

I wish I had multi-nation citizenship.

 

[JohnZ117]

Granted, but they're all nations the United States finds suspicious. You've been renditioned.

I wish I had an aquarium.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's full of dirty water and no marine life.

I wish love potions existed.

 

[UltraDeth]

These big lumbering mammals are dangerous near civilized areas.

I wish I could have just one day of being worshipped.

 

[UltraDeth]

Turning myself into a naive fool.

I wish mythical locations were excellent holiday destinations.

 

[JohnZ117]

Your only (permanent) fish is a great white shark and the aquarium for it takes up your entire backyard.

I wish the extra-large mammals of old never went extinct.

I have a 3rd floor apartment, and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMbHLF_zwjs/]. Try again.

And, granted, you were just trampled by stampeding mastodons.

I wish someone besides BuildsLegos or UltraDeth would grant my wish for a two-floor apartment in a big city.

 

[UltraDeth]

They eat each other.

I wish all the greatest women in history were rewarded with great sex and a nice trophy.

 

[UltraDeth]

How am I supposed to grant myself relief when I need to?

I wish I had the Midas touch.

 

[UltraDeth]

I know what it means, so why would you wish that on me?

 

[UltraDeth]

It was blunt, I admit. Now, if we could get back on track?

I wish for a 2-week holiday in Hollywood Hills.

 

[JohnZ117]

Granted, however, due to suffocation, you are now permanently entombed in one of those hills.

I wish for the original version of M.C. Escher's "Relativity." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relativity_%28M._C._Escher%29/]

 

[UltraDeth]

So can the characters of these artworks, and, well, "culture shock" comes to mind.

I wish luggage can be digitized for ergonomic convenience.