Rule 34 that you NEVER want to see

[NerdElf]

I'm certain I've seen most nasty things on the internet already.Except rule 34 of anyone I know/have seen in society. That's something I never want to see.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Thomas the tank engine. That would make me violently sick.

Seen it. No I still don't know how they reared up off the tracks like that either.

Ah, the internet, where men are men and children are FBI. Where absolutely nothing is sacred. Where you know that no matter how vile or vomit-inducing something you find is, someone is getting off to it.

This we find in perhaps the most famous rule of this lawless landscape, Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions. Yes, children's shows, video-games, inaminate objects, the internet has seen the emergence of some extremely specific fetishes for it's sadder, lonelier inhabitants. So if it were in your power, what would you spare (even if you know it's been done already) from this horrible fate?

Me? Minecraft porn...*shudders*.

Seen it.

If I was you i would be more concerned about rule 46.

http://ohinternet.com/File:Rulesoftheinternet.jpg

OT: Ponies. Need i say more

Seen it. I cried blood.

That lazy town style they come up with. They argue it's not child porn but it is. That's disgusting.

edit: Sorry I miss read the title. Something I don't want to see as rule 34 is teachers at my school, especially the principal. If that exists, kill me now.

Seen it. Totally taking your side on the child thing.

I saw an article in the paper the other day about a postman pat sex tape. I cried. I couldn't read it.

Seen it. My friends are bastards.

Anything involving people shitting on other peoples chests. That would be nasty.

An actual fetish, non-cartoon and cartoon, seen it.

Spoiler: What the internet calls it

Skat Porn

Toy Story porn.
I know it probably exists, but I never ever want to see it, because if I did, it would literally ruin many of my childhood memories/feelings...

It exists by the bucket load.

Lilo & Stitch
(Anything Disney really...)

I have the unfortunate event of my computer getting rather sick. It puked cartoon porn sites at me for 2 days before I managed to get it better again.

Disney is the internets favourite, they have sites dedicated to just Disney.

Anything involving Muppets....just creepy on so many levels. D:

Exists.

Pretty much ANY children shows espically if the characters in the shows are kids (*shudder*). Yes I know there are probably alot of it in the internet therefore I had avoid alot of it.

Maggie, Simpson. Yeah. I hate 4chan.


It all exists. If it has even aired on tv it exists. Christ I stumbled upon Fosters Home hentai.

If you love it, some bastards has ruined it. Even Ponies.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Anything? Porn is gross.

 

[snowfi6916]

Pretty much any porn that is based on an animated show makes me want to "rip my dick off, turn it into a letter opener, and stab myself in the eyes with it"...to quote Patton Oswalt.

MLP in particular though...WTF is wrong with people? Who would want to do that to Fluttershy????

 

[MrNickster]

Wallace and Gromit

 

[Blow_Pop]

MLP in particular though...WTF is wrong with people? Who would want to do that to Fluttershy????

Because people are sick fuckers that's why.

OT: I'd like to say one that I havenae seen but unfortunately I've pretty much seen it all thanks to my mates. *sigh*

 

[Hyperrhombus]

I call rule 35 on flying toasters.

Some of these suggestions have made me LMAO, but Im afraid to google the dirt... how bad could it be??

what can I say? all of the above would make me violently ill.

Id say metaporn would be pretty horrible...

 

[CatmanStu]

As far as I am concerned, anything I don't find a turn on is just funny with the only exceptions being anything involving rape and/or real children (because of the consent issue).

 

[Saltyk]

Yeah, but seeing her having lesbian sex with her boss might make it hard to look at the comic the same way again. Though, I agree it's not hard to not see a lot of things. Just don't look for it. That should reduce the odds of seeing it greatly.

I dunno, I always pictured her as bi at the very least. Can't really say why. Then again, I'm generally not that effected by porn of this. I don't get that feeling of "OMG!!! X FROM Z IS HAVING SEX WITH Y!!! SHOW Z IS FOREVER RUINED!!!!".
They're grown ups people, grown ups do that all the time. >.>

Lol. People always come up with their own ideas about characters like that. Not that it's ever been stated on way or another or even the other. So maybe you're right.

I don't think it would ruin the webcomics, but it would make you see them in a new light. Also, I was trying to contribute something new and different to the thread.

 

[rayen020]

zero punctuation porn...

 

[quinntan]

That already exists

OT: Azumanga Daioh porn.

 

[Deadyawn]

I haven't read any of the prior posts because I'd like to avoid mental scarring but I think it's only fair I warn you that if you mention anything that really do not want to see you will inevitebly stumble across it.

 

[Ch@Z]

Wallace and Gromit

Thankfully, the only thing harder than clay animation is pornography done with clay animation.

Anyway I'll say Bert and Ernie.

 

[Ruwrak]

I think that if I mention something, it probably already exists..

Ya know, it's the nature of Rule 34?

 

[Alon Shechter]

Courage the Cowardly Dog and Johnny Bravo.
If people are heartless enough to do porn of that - the internet is beyond saving.

 

[Gustavo S. Buschle]

Meme porn. Terrible things.

 

[scorptatious]

Probably Calvin and Hobbes. I can't imagine what that stuff must be like in Rule 34 format, and I don't wish to know.

Also Shadow of the Colossus. How would that even work? Don't answer that.

 

[Exius Xavarus]

If I told you what I didn't want to see corrupted by Rule 34, it would happen. I'm not really about to risk it.