Rule 34 that you NEVER want to see

[Pegghead]

Ah, the internet, where men are men and children are FBI. Where absolutely nothing is sacred. Where you know that no matter how vile or vomit-inducing something you find is, someone is getting off to it.

This we find in perhaps the most famous rule of this lawless landscape, Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions. Yes, children's shows, video-games, inaminate objects, the internet has seen the emergence of some extremely specific fetishes for it's sadder, lonelier inhabitants. So if it were in your power, what would you spare (even if you know it's been done already) from this horrible fate?

Me? Minecraft porn...*shudders*.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Me, my family and anyone else I happen to know socially.

It's all fun and games until it happens to someone you care about.

 

[Daveman]

Thomas the tank engine. That would make me violently sick.

 

[The Cap]

i was expecting some funny pictures here, as they arent really porn, more comedy

i am disappointed

 

[Rusman]

Wouldn't Minecraft porn just be Lego bestiality... Urgh.

OT: As for me... not sure. Probably anything involve an ex of mine. I don't wanna see that, and neither should anyone else!

 

[StANDY1338]

i was expecting some funny pictures here, as they arent really porn, more comedy

i am disappointed

Sad times =(.

On the other side tomas the tank engine? strange stuff.

 

[Jedamethis]

Me, family, friends. Anything else I'm fine with, as long as I don't have to look at it for too long...

 

[Itsthatguy]

If I was you i would be more concerned about rule 46.

http://ohinternet.com/File:Rulesoftheinternet.jpg

OT: Ponies. Need i say more

 

[Jmurray21]

That lazy town style they come up with. They argue it's not child porn but it is. That's disgusting.

edit: Sorry I miss read the title. Something I don't want to see as rule 34 is teachers at my school, especially the principal. If that exists, kill me now.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I saw an article in the paper the other day about a postman pat sex tape. I cried. I couldn't read it.

 

[DJDarque]

I'm going to go ahead and say all of it.

 

[IBlackKiteI]

If I was you i would be more concerned about rule 46.

Gah, fuck! Don't remind me!

Well, I dunnno. That, (furry porn *epic vomiting shudder*) and I guess just Rule 34 that isn't of things I do wanna see.

 

[gabe12301]

Me? Minecraft porn...*shudders*.

you must remember: NO ONE is above safe search. I made the mistake of google imaging the word "creeper" I'm not sure Steve will ever recover and I won't either. Ever since then I've never considered messing with safe search.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Odd celebrity porn.

Those freaky photorealistic faces staring at me from a top bodies in compromizing positions, their photoshopped headshots seemingly unaware of the actions they're partaking in.

I can take all kind of weirdness, but this just freaks me the fuck out.

 

[BanicRhys]

Jim Raynor
Ezio Auditore
Just about every other male video game character I like.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Anything involving people shitting on other peoples chests. That would be nasty.

 

[Alexnader]

I'm going to go ahead and say all of it.

Basically this but with special emphasis on the subject of your avatar.

Like it isn't strange enough already...

*This post brought to you by iedefeed magnesium chloride.

 

[Wuggy]

I'm gonna say Ponies. Although, at this point I'd rather not see ponies at all, porn or otherwise. Also, I do not "get" people that are into bestiality/furryness/whatchamacallit.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Toy Story porn.
I know it probably exists, but I never ever want to see it, because if I did, it would literally ruin many of my childhood memories/feelings...

 

[Tentickles]

Lilo & Stitch
(Anything Disney really...)

I have the unfortunate event of my computer getting rather sick. It puked cartoon porn sites at me for 2 days before I managed to get it better again.