Ruler of the Planet for 24 Hours

[Sean Hollyman]

Everything is free to me
I get premier tickets to any film releases I want
Make services like Netflix free to everyone

I dunno, I hate policits

 

[Kuranesno7]

replace all forms of currency with sexual intercourse.

legalize all drugs

make sure everyone in the world has a decent internet connection.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

(Assuming the things I do will be repealed the next day
The girl that's puppeting my mind has to merry me. forever. This can not be repealed, at all. muhahaha

All people in the american conservitive party will be forced to read the entire old testiment, and see just how mucked up and nonsensical christianity really is.

Governments have to make armor for soldiers that looks cool, full helmet option included.
(On a side note: Government officicials should have to meet with some of the soldiers they are sending pointlessly to their deaths. Maybe this would help curb stupid wars, just a tad.)

The Vatican has to give all of it's billions of dollars stored in their basement to charity, like Jesus wanted, if he actually existed.

I'd put everything in the public domain for that day, and that day only. Watch the overspam of youtube videos containing songs without ads, WATCH IT!

 

[Lunatic High]

So say every leader of the world meets at a party and gets drunk and decides for some reason to allow 1 person in the world to be ruler for a day. And guess what chucklenuts you've got the chance? So what do you do?

I gotta say this question sounds like the plot to a Will Ferrell, Mark Walberg movie or something

Not sure what answer I could give that they wouldn't rebuke immediatly following my lynching from office but I'd have to say

1. Begin a child rearing license program (or legalize abortions)
2. legalize marijuana, magic mushrooms, and ecstacy
3. Outlaw smoking

I dunno 24 hours dosn't seem long enough to change much of anything but what a different world we would have where I in charge.

 

[Esotera]

Free internet for everyone, no adverts, wealth redistribution, high taxes for corporations, legalising gay marriage, and spending something like 5% of the world GDP in one day on funding space travel companies, so that governments couldn't ask for it back the next day.

Oh, also I'd create a scientific research project that attempts to make monkeys talk

 

[Broady Brio]

Give myself lots of money, large house in Cambridge, UK, some kind of nice car, a pistol, the Westboro Baptist Church's presence, ammo for previously said pistol, legal license to hold said pistol, make it legal to kill the Phelps.

I think that will be all.

 

[HardkorSB]

Complete global masturbation saturation.

No, no.
What you mean is:
Complete... global... saturation... (sigh)


We might as well launch George Bush into the atmosphere, while we're at it.

 

[thebakedpotato]

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[Alternative]

Im ruler of the world for 24 hours ?

Mwaha...Mwahahahaaa. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA YOU WILL ALL PERISH BEFORE ME

i mean, sounds like fun