fanklok said:
CaptainCrunch said:
You should have been there for the "Elven Orbital Bombardment Machine", or the "Invisible Crystal Ball Spy Satellite" discussions. It's a shame we could never get them to work as expected.
Am I to understand that is a magical version of a low orbit ion cannon that shoots elves out of it? If that is indeed so I say fuck the rules and interpretations, make it so number one.
The "Elven Orbital Bombardment Machine" was the brainchild of one of our elf characters. How it's done in B/E, I think: 2 Elves + 2 Bags of Holding filled with barrels of oil + Levitate + Floating Disc + Invisibility (10ft).
Elf #1 casts Floating Disc, then Levitate.
Elf #2 casts Invisibility (10ft), and gets on the Disc. (Invisibility is optional protection against flying monsters.)
Together they soar to a great height (I think 1000ft), making sure they have time on Levitate / Floating Disc to perform the bombardment, and still get down safely.
Elf #2 drops barrels of oil, with a length of fuse sufficient for the length of the drop. Elf #1 could also drop barrels, but is more or less the designated lookout in case a dragon stops by.
Assuming the 1000ft drop, a barrel of oil will deal 100d6 damage on impact, then burn an area (20ft square?) for 1d8 for a number of turns. 2 Bags of Holding can carry a lot of oil, so bombardment can continue unabated as long as the Levitate / Floating Disc holds out.
The reason it wouldn't work in game context is wind - the ruling was "of course you can do that, but there's no way it's going to be accurate." Experiments dropping large rocks with Giant Strength showed similar results, and it makes tons of sense. Perhaps if we tried adding stabilizing fins to the barrels...