Rumour has it that Kratos is coming to town, what do you do?

[Wextra]

Um run!!!! my view of kratos is he no longer cares about anyone or anything, if you get in his way, well lets just say you won't be able to talk about getting in his way.

 

[thatcanadianguy]

grab a high-powered rifle, a box of rounds, and lay 600 meters from the only road in town, on a cliff and wait. lets see kratos the spartan warrior rip my arms off while hes pickin his brains off the landscape.

 

[rokkolpo]

I'd come running at him with a stick ofcourse.

I don't see this ending wrong.

 

[Palademon]

Mass suicide.

Then hope we don't run into him in Hell.

 

[SsilverR]

nothing much ... since i'm in deep central ... i predict he won't get past Aldgate before the SAS come out and shit all over him

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Present myself to him.
'How about you quicktime event all up in my butt, Mr. Kratos?'
I wouldn't enjoy it, but at least I'd be alive.
He's Ancient Greek, so I'm sure he'd go for it.

I just hope the Critical Miss comic about his STD's wasn't true.

 

[pulse2]

Lol, it really doesn't matter if it's present day or not, this is the same guy who has escaped hell more than 3 times, better not sleep after you kill him, he might just come out of the ground beneath you with REVENGE on his mind

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

"Kratos the world isn't flat"

*kratos dies*

 

[pyrosaw]

Hitch a ride to ROme.O_O.(Not historically accurate)

 

[Raizekage]

Well first I would try to get the hell out of town. Failing that I'd find the hottest women in town with big breasts and hide under their bed. He never kills the chicks he bangs.

 

[Tartarga]

Make myself look as much like Kratos as possible. If i'm lucky I might be able to trick him into thinking he is looking at a mirror.

 

[GonzoGamer]

Well first I would try to get the hell out of town. Failing that I'd find the hottest women in town with big breasts and hide under their bed. He never kills the chicks he bangs.

But he probably would kill the pervert hiding under the bed while he bangs hot chicks.

I would make a pact with the Goddess of War, Kali.
It seemed to work out okay for him.

 

[Magicmad5511]

Run but if he were to catch me then claim I am the god of muscle strength and psychopathic killing. He kills gods but he wouldn't kill the one that gives him his strength. Or I'd tell him where to find the hottest women, then run.
Chances are he'd kill me anyway though.

 

[pulse2]

Kratos had sex with Aphrodite, don't you think his standards are a little high now for just 'hot women'? Its a little hard to top the goddess of loving herself, lol.

He might just kill you for insulting him then attach your head to pillar and your eye balls to a minotaurs sliced off behind.

 

[Evaheist666]

run like hell.

 

[FalloutJack]

Call forth Great Gazuga, lord of The Cleansing, to deal with him.

 

[K84]

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why

Kratos is coming to tooooooowwnnn, c'mon sing with me!

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Book a nice hotel far away for a couple of days.

Money well spent.