Hello and welcome to another RWBY review where our tonal whiplashes are so strong, they set gas on fire [http://youtu.be/ry6w4-pBnUI?t=6m10s] in Field Trip [http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=9728]
Anyway we start with a mellow scene where Ironwood, Ozpin, and Glenda bring Ruby up to talk about the night before when she confronted Cinder. She basically confirms that it was the same person Glenda and Ruby fought in the first episode and Ruby also lets slip that Torchwick has a hideout in the Southeast of the kinddom. After that, The three teachers start talking and we get an establishment between Ozpin and Ironwood: Ironwood is blunt and militaristic, wanting to end the issue with a massive force while Ozpin wants to take it slow and send a scout first.
Now I mentioned a tonal whiplash. Well, Ruby meets back up with the team and Yang says that they got a package from home. It turns out to be their dog and we get overexcitment and even Weiss succumbs to cuteness proximity [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CutenessProximity]; Blake for the record is basically hiding on a top "bunk", posed like a scared cat(first lasers, now this. you do realize some cats are actually fine with dogs). Ruby then decides, in a masterstroke of planning, to bring the dog with her by shoving it into her backpack.
I,I,I, what, I, what on, who the,
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, WHY ARE WE ADDING AN ANIMAL MASCOT THAT LOOKS LIKE A MONOCHROME VERSION OF EIN FROM COWBOY BEBOP, HOW DO YOU SEND A DOG THROUGH THE MAIL.
Okay, calming down and time to discuss. This is stupid on so many levels. One, why do we need a dog in the show: is it for cheap drama and suspense or cheap cuteness. Two, who thought it was a good idea to take a dog with you on a field trip that will likely be dangerous; for that matter, how do you even send a dog through the mail.
This is stupid, stupid stupid stupid
Okay, so, we are informed that the field trip involves the teams shadowing another huntsmen to learn about their duties. Team RWBY decides to take a mission in the southeast but they are denied due to "excessive grimm concentrations" right as Ozpin walks in. Ozpin starts questining the team about why they want the southeast (cue the rest of the team glaring at Ruby and Ruby herself doing the hahhahah, thing). Ozpin plays coy about the whole thing in a sequence that is admittedly rather amusing and hacks the system to let them go on the mission to the southeast all the while stating that they will be put to the test and sent back to Beacon if they are not good enough. anyway Team CFVY appears in a pointless bit part to scare the team further; what a waste of a design contest. To add to team RWBY's issues, it turns out the huntsman they are shadowing is the green haired professor from the start of the bully arc and their reactions range from shocked looks to anime wide white eyes to depressed blue lines. I already used the nostalgia critic clip, I didn't think I had to use it again.
Also, another reappearing clip
THIS EPISODE SUUUUUUUUUUCKS, NO, EVEN WORSE THAN THAT. ITS LIKE EVERY BIT OF INCOMPETENT WRITING POSSIBLE HAPPENED IN 10 MINUTES.
The tonal whiplash between serious and goofy comes right across the face like a bullet, the set up for how dangerous it is is somewhat trite and wasteful of CFVY's admittedly interesting designs. the whole thing was one of the most wasteful bits of data I've ever seen and I've heard the goddamn Anaconda song
P.S. if it sounds too much like a web show script, it's because I watch too much Linkara and Nostalgia Critic so my apologies but this thing just broke me.
edit: Oh dear lord, JesuOtaku's tweets about RWBY at this point are wow, just wow
[tweet t=https://twitter.com/JesuOtaku/status/515292479575568384]
[tweet t=https://twitter.com/JesuOtaku/status/515306522755072000]
[tweet t=https://twitter.com/JesuOtaku/status/515306604837609473]
[tweet t=https://twitter.com/JesuOtaku/status/515306774065184768]
Anyway we start with a mellow scene where Ironwood, Ozpin, and Glenda bring Ruby up to talk about the night before when she confronted Cinder. She basically confirms that it was the same person Glenda and Ruby fought in the first episode and Ruby also lets slip that Torchwick has a hideout in the Southeast of the kinddom. After that, The three teachers start talking and we get an establishment between Ozpin and Ironwood: Ironwood is blunt and militaristic, wanting to end the issue with a massive force while Ozpin wants to take it slow and send a scout first.
Now I mentioned a tonal whiplash. Well, Ruby meets back up with the team and Yang says that they got a package from home. It turns out to be their dog and we get overexcitment and even Weiss succumbs to cuteness proximity [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CutenessProximity]; Blake for the record is basically hiding on a top "bunk", posed like a scared cat(first lasers, now this. you do realize some cats are actually fine with dogs). Ruby then decides, in a masterstroke of planning, to bring the dog with her by shoving it into her backpack.
I,I,I, what, I, what on, who the,
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, WHY ARE WE ADDING AN ANIMAL MASCOT THAT LOOKS LIKE A MONOCHROME VERSION OF EIN FROM COWBOY BEBOP, HOW DO YOU SEND A DOG THROUGH THE MAIL.
Okay, calming down and time to discuss. This is stupid on so many levels. One, why do we need a dog in the show: is it for cheap drama and suspense or cheap cuteness. Two, who thought it was a good idea to take a dog with you on a field trip that will likely be dangerous; for that matter, how do you even send a dog through the mail.
This is stupid, stupid stupid stupid
Okay, so, we are informed that the field trip involves the teams shadowing another huntsmen to learn about their duties. Team RWBY decides to take a mission in the southeast but they are denied due to "excessive grimm concentrations" right as Ozpin walks in. Ozpin starts questining the team about why they want the southeast (cue the rest of the team glaring at Ruby and Ruby herself doing the hahhahah, thing). Ozpin plays coy about the whole thing in a sequence that is admittedly rather amusing and hacks the system to let them go on the mission to the southeast all the while stating that they will be put to the test and sent back to Beacon if they are not good enough. anyway Team CFVY appears in a pointless bit part to scare the team further; what a waste of a design contest. To add to team RWBY's issues, it turns out the huntsman they are shadowing is the green haired professor from the start of the bully arc and their reactions range from shocked looks to anime wide white eyes to depressed blue lines. I already used the nostalgia critic clip, I didn't think I had to use it again.
Also, another reappearing clip
THIS EPISODE SUUUUUUUUUUCKS, NO, EVEN WORSE THAN THAT. ITS LIKE EVERY BIT OF INCOMPETENT WRITING POSSIBLE HAPPENED IN 10 MINUTES.
The tonal whiplash between serious and goofy comes right across the face like a bullet, the set up for how dangerous it is is somewhat trite and wasteful of CFVY's admittedly interesting designs. the whole thing was one of the most wasteful bits of data I've ever seen and I've heard the goddamn Anaconda song
P.S. if it sounds too much like a web show script, it's because I watch too much Linkara and Nostalgia Critic so my apologies but this thing just broke me.
edit: Oh dear lord, JesuOtaku's tweets about RWBY at this point are wow, just wow
[tweet t=https://twitter.com/JesuOtaku/status/515292479575568384]
[tweet t=https://twitter.com/JesuOtaku/status/515306522755072000]
[tweet t=https://twitter.com/JesuOtaku/status/515306604837609473]
[tweet t=https://twitter.com/JesuOtaku/status/515306774065184768]