Saboteur Zero Punctuation NO MENTION OF BOOBS?

[jcpwn3r]

if you have heard anyyyy thing about the saboteur, you have heard it has boobs, naked and swinging around. now Yatzee is famous for pointing out boobs, see tomb raider reviews.

but there was not a single mention of boobs? Nazis, sure, cliche, yes, BUT NO BOOBS?

What has the world come to? when yatzee does not mention boobs in such a boob filled game, I am confused and a little scared.


would anyone care to comment?

 

[AkJay]

Sadly, his reviews have become more mature over the months.

 

[scnj]

Maybe he has a time limit, and he had too much other stuff to mention.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Cherry Cola]

He didn't mention something that has absolutely no impact on the game whatsoever!?

How dares he!?

 

[OmegaXIII]

Just wait for Extra Punctuation, i'm sure he'll elaborate greatly on the boobage

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Umm... sooo?
Saboteur is not the first game to feature... umm... you know. Godfather 2 had it, for example.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Does it matter? You're not sustained by mention of boobs, are you?

 

[Dr. Wily III]

Are you trying to be funny?

 

[Sir_Tor]

Umm full of boobs??? The time you spent at 'The Belle' totals up to about 5 minutes if not less in the entire game. And naked chests aint the thing you pay attention to when you play it! Atleast thats was not the thing I paid attention to..

 

[ryai458]

Does it matter? You're not sustained by mention of boobs, are you?

ah thanks for mentioning tits I needed a fix
/sarcasm

 

[EliteFreq]

To be honest I do think it's one of those things he usually would've mentioned, but I don't hate him any less for not doing so.

 

[MasterStratus]

Oh no!
He also didn't mention how the color of Sean's coat wasn't very pleasing!
Or how Sean uses too many cigarettes! Or how there's a countryside!
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Umm full of boobs??? The time you spent at 'The Belle' totals up to about 5 minutes if not less in the entire game. And naked chests aint the thing you pay attention to when you play it! Atleast thats was not the thing I paid attention to..

This. Unlike Yahtzee, I used the stealth methods successfully in most of the missions. However, it took longer, and I spent alot of time looking at how close I was to red dots and yellow circles.

That, and I just found the cars so awesome. I know nothing about cars, but most of the cars in the game looked cool IMO.

 

[MurderousToaster]

BOOBS.

All hail the power of mammary glands!

Maybe he got a used copy, so didn't get the DLC thing that lets you get bewbs.

 

[Jaranja]

He didn't mention something that has absolutely no impact on the game whatsoever!?

How dares he!?

Boobs do have an impact on the game. Instead of saying "This game just sucks" you're shouting "BOOBIES!"

You see my point HUB. Now what's up with this pointless thread? Wasn't there an imaginary rule that people could only make a thread when passed the 250 post mark?

 

[dannymc18]

Contrary to popular belief, not every gamer's mind is in the gutter. Just most.

 

[Cherry Cola]

He didn't mention something that has absolutely no impact on the game whatsoever!?

How dares he!?

Boobs do have an impact on the game. Instead of saying "This game just sucks" you're shouting "BOOBIES!"

You see my point HUB. Now what's up with this pointless thread? Wasn't there an imaginary rule that people could only make a thread when passed the 250 post mark?

Do not remind me of my failed attempts at controlling the Escapist.

This site will be mine!

 

[jcpwn3r]

shit im sorry, I didn't know I had to be completely serious about this.

I guess I'm just a bit surprised that is wasn't mentioned, seeing as this is a Zero Punctuation review. And no, I don't feel unsatisfied by the mention, and yes I suppose I was trying to be a little humorous but it didn't realize that im dealing with a buncha stuk up twat paddles

 

[benbenthegamerman]

He didn't mention something that has absolutely no impact on the game whatsoever!?

How dares he!?

but... WHAT ABOUT THE STONKING GREAT BEWBZ???

/end immaturity. meh, so what. its just breasts. they arent that new.