Saddam Hussein look-a-like wanted for Porno.

[Sizzle Montyjing]

This is the news that a gang of Iraqi kidnappers attempted to capture Egyptian man Mohamed Bishr, a look-a-like of Saddam Hussein and make him star in their porn films.
...
Yeah...
Full story here- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/11/mohamed-bishr-saddam-look-alike-porn_n_1004877.html

Also some other sources floating about.
So... reactions?

 

[Soviet Steve]

My immidiate reaction is "What pony would Saddam be a fan of?" - Don't ask about the previous links in that train of thought, please. x_x

 

[Tartarga]

Did they even have to kidnap him? That seems like the kind of thing someone would volunteer for.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

My immidiate reaction is "What pony would Saddam be a fan of?" - Don't ask about the previous links in that train of thought, please. x_x

...
Okay, i won't...
*backs away from*

Did they even have to kidnap him? That seems like the kind of thing someone would volunteer for.

They did offer him money, but he turned it down

 

[GrimTuesday]

Thats pretty... odd. I mean yeah, sucks that this poor chap got kidnapped, but the fact that he was kidnapped because he looked like Saddam and because they wanted to make a porno makes it rather amusing.

 

[repeating integers]

...What?

Which episode of Family Guy did I just step into?

 

[Laser Priest]

Reality, I think you're confused.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Thats pretty... odd. I mean yeah, sucks that this poor chap got kidnapped, but the fact that he was kidnapped because he looked like Saddam and because they wanted to make a porno makes it rather amusing.

That's what i thought as well...
Oh world, you so crazy!

 

[Pearwood]

Is this the real world or did someone slip some acid in my drink?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Is this the real world or did someone slip some acid in my drink?

Real as it gets my friend.
I laughed heartily at this story...

(que 'Dick'tator jokes...)

 

[Jamieson 90]

Saw this on Russel Howards good news, he literally took the piss out of it. Episode was also extremelly funny for the funny dog and the cat that went "No no no no" ROFL. Even better where the guys he paid to paint their faces and pretend to do it.

 

[genericusername64]

Sorry, after gordon Ramsay's porn midget died, I stopped caring about celebrity porn lookalikes

 

[Shadowstar38]

WHAT? Eh...what? Why? Is that kind of thing valuable? I have a hard time in figuring out who would pay for that.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Sorry, after gordon Ramsay's porn midget died, I stopped caring about celebrity porn lookalikes

...
WHAT!?
Are you being serious...?

WHAT? Eh...what? Why? Is that kind of thing valuable? I have a hard time in figuring out who would pay for that.

I beleive they wanted to sell it to intelligence authorities or something... they were trying to fake footage.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

Uh oh, I've stumbled onto the weird part of the internet again.

 

[The Funslinger]

Oh, I laughed so hard...

I'm going to wake up soon, right?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Uh oh, I've stumbled onto the weird part of the internet again.

What are you talking about boyo?
This is as real as it gets, THIS IS REAL LIFE!

Although, all of your reactions highly amuse me

 

[MammothBlade]

Wow, what section of the niche fetish market does this appeal to? Do George Bush and the CIA miss buttraping the real Saddam?