Saddest world records

[Randoms]

What, noone going to question me about wjhat the "Eagle Drop" is?

 

[Timotei]

The longest time sitting.

You basically hold a record for sitting on your ass doing nothing.

 

[AizenTheAzure]

One guy pogo-sticked over a mile in Antarctica.

Idk about the rest of you, but that's awesome and it should be a world record. I can't pogo-stick any distance at all, much less in sub-zero temperatures.

 

[Purple Shrimp]

All the ones set by Ashrita Furman

 

[JosephCain]

Longest finger/toe nails.
It's just fucking pointless, let your nails grow so long that you can't even eat with your hands.

You know why they do it?
They do it to be creepy as hell.
Think about that for a second. The nails they have are obviously only there so that people like this [http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/longest-fingernails-world.jpg] can tap on your shoulder from five feet away.
And torture you with chalkboards.

I have to say the Longest Kiss records are incredibly stupid.
By the end of the thing, there is no way they can possibly feel their face, and their legs have to hurt.
Plus, the person who has to be there the entire time to validate the kiss makes the entire ordeal very freaky.

You know, I never thought about the whole having to have someone to verify it part. Now that I think about that, some records are going to seem more creepy. o.o;

 

[Mr.Pandah]

While they aren't "world records", I'd consider the Darwin Awards to be some form of records...

 

[Hellz_Barz]

What, noone going to question me about wjhat the "Eagle Drop" is?

whats an eagle drop?

 

[Randoms]

Its where someone takes down their pants while singing "Eagle Rock"

 

[Premonition]

Grab a guiness book, open it up. Voila.

 

[BHoSV]

Fattest person.

Quoted with great justice