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TopazFusion said:
These are the sort of PSA ads we get on New Zealand TV . . .

Ugh, I remember that one. It was horrifying. I made a point to change the channel every time I saw it.

But on a lighter note, you also get this awesome one:


This ad created the 'Ghost Chips' meme.

EDIT: I just remembered another one that's a bit disturbing.

 

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- And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage -
 

Soviet Heavy

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There's this one, which tries to be emotional, but comes off unintentionally hilarious because of how implausible the situation is.

I don't know about you, but I don't think that the United States ever built soccer fields over former minefields, especially not in residential areas. Mainly because the last time anyone used mines in the US was during the civil war, and those are out in fields away from public areas. If any of them are still working.

So you've got a landmine in the middle of a soccer pitch, that nobody noticed for years, and was never tripped before, in a country that has no landmines in the first place.
 

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Soviet Heavy said:
There's this one, which tries to be emotional, but comes off unintentionally hilarious because of how implausible the situation is.

I don't know about you, but I don't think that the United States ever built soccer fields over former minefields, especially not in residential areas. Mainly because the last time anyone used mines in the US was during the civil war, and those are out in fields away from public areas. If any of them are still working.

So you've got a landmine in the middle of a soccer pitch, that nobody noticed for years, and was never tripped before, in a country that has no landmines in the first place.
Isn't the point of the ad how much it would suck if there were landmines in America like there are in other countries. Though how one could be in a soccer field is idiotic, toxic waste on the other hand...... well just ask Love Canal.

Also is anyone else kinda pissed off that when an emergency happens the solution depicted is running away?
 

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lechat said:
showing the lethal injuries of strained back from using the photo copier abd paper cuts when passing memos
...wat?... o_O
happen to have a link to a video by chance?
 

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NoOne852 said:
lechat said:
showing the lethal injuries of strained back from using the photo copier abd paper cuts when passing memos
...wat?... o_O
happen to have a link to a video by chance?
well the course was done using downloaded youtube clips so no doubt it's floating around somewhere but i can't remember the name sorry
 

NoOne852

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lechat said:
NoOne852 said:
lechat said:
showing the lethal injuries of strained back from using the photo copier abd paper cuts when passing memos
...wat?... o_O
happen to have a link to a video by chance?
well the course was done using downloaded youtube clips so no doubt it's floating around somewhere but i can't remember the name sorry
Darn. Well its fine. Just curiousity and all that. Some of these saftey PSAs are pretty ridiculous afterall.
 

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In my first-aid class, we watched a video about how to temporarily help people with various injuries until medical personal could arrive.

One part had a guy accidentally stab himself in the femoral artery with a paper-cutter...

It... Squirted... So much squirting... And the sound effects...

*shudder*

Now where ever I go, I'm terrified something might stab or cut me there. I'm super uneasy about knives and having to cut open boxes and stuff.
 

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Dags90 said:
Scolar Visari said:
Terrifying.
Canadians go a more direct route with their work safety PSAs.

There are no accidents.
Jesus F###ing Christ!!! Well that woke me up!

Actually that little add reminds me of an incident where I did my apprenticeship. One of the waitresses came in from her break all bubbly and happy. We always kept telling people not to run around in the kitchen, especially around the fryer section as the floors were always slippery. She came through there and slipped. She slipped straight into a stock pot that some of the lads had just taken off the stove and effectively boiled her entire arm!

Remember kids, safety videos are scary for a reason.
 

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Dwarfman said:
I think I prefer the slightly more surreal "retail" version.


Blablahb said:
'Screaming [subject] from the rooftops' is a Dutch saying that expresses letting people know about things in an exagerated manner.
It's a common expression in English, too. A quick Google suggests Biblical origins for both languages. The video is extra amusing for being in Dutch.
 

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I once had a job where we drove tractors with swathing implements behind them. We used to love the safety video we were asked to watch every spring (especially showing them to the new guys.) I really wish I could find one and post it. The funniest one involved cautions about the PTO shaft. For those of you who don't know what that is, it stands for Power Take-Off. Basically it's an extra drive shaft you can engage behind a tractor that will power whatever implement you have hitched up. And it IS very dangerous when engaged because it spins at significant RPM's (not particularly fast mind you, but enough to do TERRIBLE things to anything touching or getting caught in it.) Our video showed a test dummy getting its arm caught in the shaft, two times. The first time the arm gets ripped off at the shoulder. We love telling the new guys "That's the 'If you're lucky' scenario." The second vid shows the dummy getting caught, being bodily thrown around the shaft a few times and slamming into the ground each revolution, and finally getting wrapped around the shaft and torn to pieces. The people who see THAT for the first time... the look on their face is priceless.

And it's effective; we never had any injury involving a PTO shaft.
 

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I remember a safety video from my science class in junior high. One of the kids in the video broke a beaker and then slammed the broken glass into his hand. Later in the video a kid who was holding a bucket of chemicals got shoved, so he violently flails his arms and drenches a boy who was walking by. The boy proceeds to undress and use the emergency shower, the camera pans over to another boy who has the biggest smile on his face and nods while he watches.
 

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Dracthor said:
The boy proceeds to undress and use the emergency shower, the camera pans over to another boy who has the biggest smile on his face and nods while he watches.
Practice lab safety or the gays will see you naked! Stupid, but probably effective on high school boys.

Reminds me of this poster which I never liked in high school.


It always seemed kinda catty to me. Like the last line is supposed to be followed by someone saying "ooh, burn".
 

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Ha, these modern PSAs have nothing on the Public Information Films of the 1970's.


Oh the horror!

The best (worst?) on was a 30 minute feature film that was like a darker version of Final Destination:


I don't quite know why these films were so grim. Was it because the 70's were that grim and the films captured life, were the film makers purposely trying to install common sense through fear, were they oblivious to how these film would be perceived, or did they just not give a shit about perception beyond the core message of the film?

It's strange, but the more modern, more graphic Public Information Films, like the one with the zombie girl or the numerous other driving campaigns with shocking, sudden and graphic impacts, don't effect me as much as the older ones from the 70's. I don't know whether it's because I'm somewhat desensitised to graphic violence (especially when seeing it filmed with modern techniques and digital equipment), or whether the lack of graphic violence and poorer, more primitive filming equipment and techniques lend the films of the 70's a darker and more horrifying atmosphere.
 

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TopazFusion said:
These are the sort of PSA ads we get on New Zealand TV . . .

I'm just imagining the kid outside yelling, 'Mom, where's my damn fruit-e bar?'
 

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Another good canadian one lots of places require you to watch now:

One guy has his a leg torn up in a wood chipper, a girl gets her fingers ripped off in a meat grinder, one guy has a pallet of wood fall off a forklift and break his back, and one guy runs himself over with a forklift (which is kinda funny, but they used scary music to balance it out).

Didn't really teach you anything about safety, just scared you into wanting to know how to do things safely

Tho srsly all i can think about the guy who ran himself over witha forklift is