Its always funny to watch Kokoa Shuzen smash people to death with a sledge hammer... And drive over people with a superbike.
Saints Row 2 stories!
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The second I got off the docks after the intro mission playing Co-op I shot a random pimp in the face along with the pimp he was talking to, another pimp came out of no where and chased me, so I shot him. Then another...and another...and another. At one point I had at least 5 pimps following me with murder on the mind. 30 pimps later the game stopped spawning them.
Thus, I discovered the underground Pimp Army.
Thus, I discovered the underground Pimp Army.
During insurance fraud you can control your movement in the air, so combine that with the low gravity cheat and you can fly around bouncing off rooftops. I once managed to keep that up uninterrupted for maybe 10 minutes. I bounced higher than the skyscrapers and flew across the river in a single bounce.
Invulnerability combined with evil cars is another insanely hilarious thing to do.
Invulnerability combined with evil cars is another insanely hilarious thing to do.
I too often go "pimp-baiting" in my game. I find a group of pimps, punch one, and run away as they start to chase me. If you start running in small circles around them, other pimps spawn all around you and join the fray. Before long I have a small army of pimps chasing me around town.
Once that's accomplished, I try to find a concentration of gang members and lure the pimps into accidentally punching them when they take a swing at me. If I can manage it, I try to lure a police officer or two as well.
The result is absolute pandemonium, with bullets and bodies flying through the air. The various parties often get so preoccupied fighting each other that I can just sit back and enjoy the show. Afterwards I bludgeon the survivors to death with a parking meter and continue on my merry way.
Once that's accomplished, I try to find a concentration of gang members and lure the pimps into accidentally punching them when they take a swing at me. If I can manage it, I try to lure a police officer or two as well.
The result is absolute pandemonium, with bullets and bodies flying through the air. The various parties often get so preoccupied fighting each other that I can just sit back and enjoy the show. Afterwards I bludgeon the survivors to death with a parking meter and continue on my merry way.
Fat dude, Slingshot Bikini, blue dreadlocks and the traffic cone on his head. Oh and a female voice also.Danceofmasks said:
I've done so much crazy shit on that game I've forgotten a good portion of it, but the above is something a friend did as he played insurance fraud. Was quite hilarious.
I remember shooting a guy in the knee on an overpass, he fell over the side and landed on the freeway (dead). Less than 2 seconds later semi came along and the ragdoll went flying.
So much fun.
So much fun.
Throwing people is one of the best features of the game. Can't wait to see what we can do in SR3.Hiphophippo said:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.268674-Saints-Row-The-Third-Announced-Your-thoughts-and-ideasBored otter said:
I have started a forum already, about what will we want in SR 3
Also basicly go shit crazy and customise my cars to kill more people....and etc
In Saint's Row 1 (wrong game, whatever) I was playing Insurance Fraud for the first time. I think to myself, 'throwing myself in front of cars and trucks is awesome...but there's a train in this area! Imagine how much I'll make getting hit by that!' One train-hit later and I'm smoked...
Saint's Row 2...Every time a wanna-be dances in one of my cribs (or the radio is turned off of Krunch) I will grab the wanna-be, take them to the roof and toss them from the building. If it's a low-level crib I'll just beat the crap out of them with my Ronin fighting style. I also have a bad habit of blowing up the train when I see it >.> I am greatly satisfied by blowing up those damned trains
Saint's Row 2...Every time a wanna-be dances in one of my cribs (or the radio is turned off of Krunch) I will grab the wanna-be, take them to the roof and toss them from the building. If it's a low-level crib I'll just beat the crap out of them with my Ronin fighting style. I also have a bad habit of blowing up the train when I see it >.> I am greatly satisfied by blowing up those damned trains
I would change my character's appearance every ten minutes, usually by adding or subtracting a bit of weight. No lie, playing this game with a fat lady is awesome.