Sausage Invasion

[FPLOON]

How To Train Your Sausage.

Sausages: Riders of Meat

It's technically non-canon, but it's still worth a look...

 

[Barbas]

"No, I mean move - I gotta take a sausage!"

 

[UltraDeth]

"You show me how to control a wild fucking sausage. And I'll show you how to control an unhinged pig-feeding gangster"

 

[Barbas]

"You show me a good mouser and I'll show you a sausage with bad breath."

 

[FPLOON]

Sausagula

It's a vampire sausage! Enough said!!

 

[Barbas]

"Sausage was muthafuckin' HYPED UP. Sausage just grabbed the sausage, snuffed the sausage and it was on from there. The muthafucka- there wasn't nuttin' stoppin him-"

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[FPLOON]

Sausagtorius

The tale of a legendary meat packer...

 

[Barbas]

Straight Outta Sausageton.

 

[UltraDeth]

"No way they can get back to you?"
"Even if they could, they'd be too shit-scared, I'm a geezer! They got no muscle, gutless sausages."

 

[Barbas]

"Gimme that fackin' sausage!"

 

[FPLOON]

Beosausage

Grounding this legendary meat to a specific location...

 

[Barbas]

Sausageboy Bebop. See ya, space sausageboy...

 

[FPLOON]

The Sausage That Shagged Me

It was such a meaty experience, baby!

 

[UltraDeth]

"Man I suck yo sausage!"

 

[Barbas]

"Man I suck yo sausage!"

"Ew. Man, sausage outta here!"

 

[UltraDeth]

"Praise the sausage!"

 

[FPLOON]

"Get those sausages away from MY face!"

 

[Barbas]

"Yer a sausage, 'Arry."

 

[FPLOON]

Tales of Sausage: Dawn of the New Meat

The "unwanted" sequel to a GameCube classic that's better than you think, but not by much in comparison...

 

[UltraDeth]

"Get Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri, Greek sausage round here, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet!