Save the rainforest, take a leak in the shower!

[Vern]

Well now that I know it's good for the environment, I vow to never urinate in the shower. In fact, while I'm showering I will run all the faucets in the house and flush the toilet repeatedly. Fuck you rainforest. Fuck. You.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I take it one step further: saving water by not using the sprinkler system to water my yard.

I just run outside and piss right on the grass, every single time I feel the urge to urinate in the slightest way. Too bad I need both hands, or I'd wave at the neighbors as they stare.

Also, does anybody here have experience in landscaping? I'd like to know why my grass is dying.

 

[SnowCold]

I though everyone does that

 

[megapenguinx]

I already pee in the shower so...yay me for saving the rain forest! But seriously if I didn't before I wouldn't go out of my way to do it.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Ive been doing it for years. So i guess im an environmentalist.

 

[crudus]

But seriously if I didn't before I wouldn't go out of my way to do it.

How do you go out of your way to pee in the shower? Just get in the shower and while grabbing your loofa just start peeing. In my opinion, you go out of your way to pee in the toilet while you are starting the water for your shower.

Ive been doing it for years. So i guess im an environmentalist.

pretty sure you have to be meaning to help the environment to be one and not help the environment by coincidence.

 

[megapenguinx]

But seriously if I didn't before I wouldn't go out of my way to do it.

How do you go out of your way to pee in the shower? Just get in the shower and while grabbing your loofa just start peeing. In my opinion, you go out of your way to pee in the toilet while you are starting the water for your shower.

Ive been doing it for years. So i guess im an environmentalist.

pretty sure you have to be meaning to help the environment to be one and not help the environment by coincidence.

Meh, well I suppose I could just pee in the shower while I'm not taking a shower. Then when I do I could rinse away all the pee. But then that'd just be gross.

 

[Lord Thodin]

But seriously if I didn't before I wouldn't go out of my way to do it.

How do you go out of your way to pee in the shower? Just get in the shower and while grabbing your loofa just start peeing. In my opinion, you go out of your way to pee in the toilet while you are starting the water for your shower.

Ive been doing it for years. So i guess im an environmentalist.

pretty sure you have to be meaning to help the environment to be one and not help the environment by coincidence.

Hey say what you want ive been savin more water than YOU

 

[Nox13last]

But seriously if I didn't before I wouldn't go out of my way to do it.

How do you go out of your way to pee in the shower? Just get in the shower and while grabbing your loofa just start peeing. In my opinion, you go out of your way to pee in the toilet while you are starting the water for your shower.

Ive been doing it for years. So i guess im an environmentalist.

pretty sure you have to be meaning to help the environment to be one and not help the environment by coincidence.

Hey say what you want ive been savin more water than YOU

Yeah, leave him alone! Lord Thodin the Consciencious is only doing YOU a favour! ^^

 

[Lord Thodin]

But seriously if I didn't before I wouldn't go out of my way to do it.

How do you go out of your way to pee in the shower? Just get in the shower and while grabbing your loofa just start peeing. In my opinion, you go out of your way to pee in the toilet while you are starting the water for your shower.

Ive been doing it for years. So i guess im an environmentalist.

pretty sure you have to be meaning to help the environment to be one and not help the environment by coincidence.

Hey say what you want ive been savin more water than YOU

Yeah, leave him alone! Lord Thodin the Consciencious is only doing YOU a favour! ^^

Hahahahah I gotta admit i to appreciate having my actions justified.

 

[crudus]

Actually, now that I think about it. How does saving water save the rain forest? I understand how it would save The Great Lakes but the rain forests?

 

[stiver]

I've been saving the rain forest for 21 years then. Give me a medal.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I piss on my pot plants ^_^

But only once.

 

[TheZapper]

I always knew I would end up inadvertantly saving the planet....

 

[Beartrucci]

In Soviet Russia, Shower pee inside of you!

Anyway, it's either pee in the shower, or get out, use the toilet, flush it then get back in the shower.
And holding back the urge to pee in the shower is really hard with all that water swirling around me and such.

 

[outcast_within]

Way ahead of you guys. I even shit in the shower :+
Bit of a hassle though getting the shit through the hole
That's why my diet consist of raw chicken gone bad, so the shit just flows along with the water
Only negative about this is i have to shit a lot of times so i shower like 5 times a day

 

[Nox13last]

Way ahead of you guys. I even shit in the shower :+
Bit of a hassle though getting the shit through the hole

I really didn't need to hear about that.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Wow it's environmentally friendly, and convenient wow this "peeing in the shower" is great all around. Too bad I've already done it for most of my life so you ad dollars are wasted on me.

 

[tologna]

But seriously if I didn't before I wouldn't go out of my way to do it.

How do you go out of your way to pee in the shower? Just get in the shower and while grabbing your loofa just start peeing. In my opinion, you go out of your way to pee in the toilet while you are starting the water for your shower.

Ive been doing it for years. So i guess im an environmentalist.

pretty sure you have to be meaning to help the environment to be one and not help the environment by coincidence.

Meh, well I suppose I could just pee in the shower while I'm not taking a shower. Then when I do I could rinse away all the pee. But then that'd just be gross.

that leaves a bit of a stain. but i'd do it anyway.

 

[Jedoro]

Well now that I know it's good for the environment, I vow to never urinate in the shower. In fact, while I'm showering I will run all the faucets in the house and flush the toilet repeatedly. Fuck you rainforest. Fuck. You.

I kinda agree. If people want to save the rain forest, they'll stop all those loggers from cutting it down. Me, I'm not used to peeing in the shower, and I don't plan on picking up the habit.