Saviours of the Waking World - Homestuck RP (co-GMed by Revolverwolf)

[SamuelT]

TAKE A LOOK AT THE ENERGETIC GIRL

Amber's currently sleeping, boss.

CONFUSING. EXPLAIN.

Well, she's currently in the medium, sleeping in a golden tower on a golden moon attached to a golden planet with a golden chain. Though she won't be for long, now she's under a thick cover while, unknown to her, things are significantly less comfortable. Perhaps she'll find out, perhaps not. We'll know all that in a few moments.

AMBER GIRL PLEASE WAKE AND HAVE A TALLY OF YOUR IMMEDIATE SURROUNDINGS.

Alright, alright, here we go.

Amber's eyes fluttered and opened. She smiled and comfortably streched, sitting up straight and throwing the thick covers off her. The yellow robes she was clothed in swished when she got out of the bed and looked around. The room was pretty much as she remembered it; cluttered and filled with all sorts of interesting stuff, though none she really fancied picking up or whatever. She moved past the shelf with all kinds of weirdly shaped metal objects and took a peek out of the window. A lovely blue globe span above her, with an omnious black belt surrounding it. The city below her was a yellow-and-golden mess of buildings, though one stood out. A gigantic tower, almost as high as hers, poked above the skyline. Amber stepped through the window and flew over the city towards the tower. Below her were sounds, though she didn't really pay attention to that.

She soon floated in front of the window of her fellow Prospetian dreamer, and casually floated through-

HANG ON AMBERGIRL. PROPER ETIQUETTE MUST BE APPLIED. ONE MUST KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A GENTLEMANS REPROACH.

Fair enough. She knocked on the stone windowstill, hoping for her fellow dreamer to usher her in.

 

[Zirat]

Clarissa had been following her guides for some time now, toning out their bickering while thinking about what was going to happen now. Okay, so in a drowned world here I am going towards a massive ruin led by two idiots who want to show me to their leader. Fair enough, standard video-game fair I think... this water probably isnt natural so we can probably assume that will be what I have to solve... somehow
"These things are never simple" she said with a sigh. At that moment she bumped into the two chameleons in front of her. "Why'd you stop? We here already? She asked them, and in response they indicated a small, almost imperceptible line on the wall. They pushed on it and it parted, allowing them entry. The two ran in, leaving C to trail them. Once past the archways the door closed behind her and it just became a wall, unidentifiable from the surroundings. Hearing her guides beckoning her forward she begrudgingly followed them. Further down the place seemed to open out into a bazaar-like area, completely populated by a cacophony of cantankerous chameleons. They were all yelling, bickering, and fighting or something in a nauseating swirl of individual colors.

In it she managed to lose her two guides but they quickly found her.

Spoiler: Chameo-Log 3, The Son of Chameo-log

Chameleon 1: Whoah, careful there, we need to take you to Elder Longtongue, wont do us much good to lose you now
Clarissa: Yeah yeah, you said that already, well then lets get going to see your leader or whatever
Chameleon 1: Well, he's not exactly our leader, but close enough really
Chameleon 2: All I know is I didnt vote for him...
Chameleon 1: We really going back onto this? You dont vote for an elder! You just outlive the rest of the bastards then you get control or something
Chameleon 2: Yeah, but why only him? I'm sure there was that other one that was like his cousin or something. I liked him better
Chameleon 1: Yeah, but it STILL doesnt work that way!
Chameleon 2: Then what about a council of elders or something, dont they do that too?
Chameleon 42: What, with only two? That's not much of a council, is it?
Chameleon 1 and 2: Oi! You back out of this!
Chameleon 1: Yeah, but still if you want to take it up with him find him first
Chameleon 37: No, that wont work. He died last week, someone wasnt minding the door and the waters took 'im
Chameleon 1: Wait what? Seriously?
Chameleon 2: Well I guess that works out then. [sub][sub]I owed him five boonbucks, just as good as he's gone now...[/sub][/sub]
Chameleon 6: Hah! Like you would have paid him back
Chameleon 2: Oh that just tears it!
Chameleon 6: Bring it on, green-boy!
Chameleon 1: Hmmph, now you see why the elder spends all his time locked away in that private area of his? Out here, you cant get a word in edgewise

As one of her guides lunged at the offending yellow Chameleon the first led her to the back, there were two guards wielding comically oversized spears standing before a curtained off door, and after some hushed conversations and a few glances her way they let Clarissa in.

Past the curtain all of the noise seemed to fade away, she continued down a corridor and as she did the temperature seemed to rise, eventually she came to a large open champed, the roof was missing a large portion and let some natural light in but the most noticeable feature in the room was the massive tree taking up most of it, and a mosaic seeming to cover the walls.

"Daughter of Earth and Skaia, your appearance is most welcome here" a deep voice came from somewhere indistinct.
"I will admit that I had nearly lost hope for quite some time, but you're appearance today lends credence to our patience."
Gripping her shovel Clarissa looks about the room. "Show yourself if you want to talk. I dont enjoy speaking to empty air"

There was a throaty coughing noise, not entirely dissimilar to laughing. "Alright, please forgive an old lizard for waxing dramatic" the voice said, this time much closer. Clarissa spun around and saw behind her a massive chameleon, this one unlike the others walked on all fours, was hump backed and looked rather gnarled, and was horned. One over each eye and one at the tip of it's nose.
Turning it's head to get a better look at her it spoke again "Now, I know you dont care for drama all too much but this is mildly important. Would you kindly listen to our story?"
Taking a few steps back and leaning against the trunk of the tree Clarissa took a deep breath. "Alright, fine. Just dont take too long" she said, her voice unamused but she was ready to pay attention.
She always hated cut scenes.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

With every step Mark took, a brilliant echo shook through the air, his steps rebounding off the wonderfully conductive brass. Legs weary from walking at least 3 miles (He a was an unfit nerd, don't judge him), he collapsed upon it, his heading smacking painfully on the floor. HE almost passed out, until he noticed something. A couple meters from him were two giant black reptiles. Their tongues flicked out as they faced each other, speaking hurriedly and quietly. They dropped to all fours and made a motion that was somehow a combination between a slither and a scuttle.

Spoiler: Talklog

Mark: eeerrrr...
Komodo 1: Sup man.
Komodo 2: you don't look so good.
Mark: Certainly don't feel so, no
Komodo 1: Want us to take you to our village?
Mark: Sounds like a plan...you're not monsters right?
Komodo 2: Don't think we are...are we Jeremy?
Jeremy: Probably not.
Mark: D'you mine if I pass out now?
Jeremy: Knock yerself out
Mark: Thanks

And with that, everything went black for a few minutes. Then everything came back into focus. The other Mark opened his eyes, it took him a few minutes to register the knocking on the door. Beginning to shiver and shake with fear slightly, he crept our of bed, his loyal pet and best friend following behind. He slowly opened the door, and saw it was Amber. Gasping and quickly hurrying her in he slammed the door after her and locked it.

"Amber, you're a awake! That would be great if it weren't on the day everything went to shit!" He gasped out while hugging her.

 

[Zirat]

"Ah... I havent been able to tell this story in so long. Thank you for patronizing an old fool" the Elder said to Clarissa, she just grunted non-commitedly and rolled her hand, telling him to get on with it. The Elder seemed to get the message and began to exposite information. He approached the first picture on the wall, one of a landscape with a village. Small figures could be made out going about daily business.

"You see... once, long ago, there was a time. In what, now seems a distant land, this land was not always covered in water. It was once dotted with continents of green where we lived. Though they were few and far between we made our living there.
"We were spread over this world as it's sole inhabitants, peaceful and happy amongst our scattered homelands. The only worrisome part was the endless expanse surrounding us at all sides, the dire sea was there, never yielding us any more needed land, barely supplying us with food, and keeping us trapped. So, eventually our ancestors found a most ambitious way around this, to cover the world with a new home, a floating bastion for our people" he said, as he reached the second picture, this looked similar to the first but in the background a massive foundation could be seen.
"Yes, a home that could cover the vast expanse of this watery world. Uniting the distant tribes together. There was much doubt surrounding this, for one the fact that until it was completed the entire project was at the mercy of the waters. All it would take would be a rogue wave and it would be wiped away. But oddly, it didn't happen. Nothing happened.
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As the elder continued along blathering about the pictures she heard her computer go off. Glancing down to it she saw... HOLY FUCK

Spoiler: Show Log

-- feistyAthlete [FA] began pestering apotropaicAntithesis [AA] at 19:59 --
FA: ---O HI C!
AA: amber
AA: AMBER! Holy shit your okay!
FA: ---O yeah! kinda!
AA: what the hell happened back there?
AA: and wait kinda?
FA: ---O OH i GOT attacked BY some REALLY big MONSTERS they KINDA got TO me
FA: ---O BUT the GECKOS helped ME out!
AA: but you said you were bleeding everywhere
AA: Tell me
AA: is everything okayt now?
FA: ---O WELL they PATCHED me UP something BIG with BANDAGES and everything
FA: ---O BUT im fine! REALLY it WAS just A scratch
AA: A scratch? You were flailing on your keyboard trying to talk to me and saying there was so much blood, that's just a scracth?
FA: ---O ...A really BIG scratch
AA: How
AA: urgh... fine.
AA: You still sounds the same atleast
FA: ---O nuffink GETS me down
FA: ---O oh! AND i THINK the BAETING was WHAT got ME to wake!
AA: You know... being baeten is what usualy puts you to sleep
FA: ---O PFFFT not LIKE that silly
FA: ---O IT was like..WHEN i WENT to SLEEP i WOKE up SOMEWHERE else
AA: what
AA: Sure it wasnt just a dream?
FA: ---O IT didnt FEEL like A normal DREAM but ITS really pretty! IT was LIKE a GOLDEN city AND mark WAS there !)
AA: DONT
AA: bring him up
FA: ---O :O
FA: ---O DID something HAPPEN C?
AA: Yes
AA: I've finally had enough of his bullshit is what
FA: ---O OH noooo!
FA: ---O YOU used TO be PRETTY rough I know BUT never TO the POINT of ACTUALLY fighting
AA: i guess knowing all of this is his fault finally let me come to a conclusion
AA: you know, destroyed home, friends almost dying. It'll do that to you.
FA: ---O I know ITS hard
FA: ---O BEING a KID and SUDDENLY doing ALL this
FA: ---O GRR you JUST need A hug! IM coming RIGHT over TO where YOU are!
AA: ,,,
AA: a hug?
AA: arent we on seperate planets or something?
FA: ---O I DONT CARE !D
AA: SO how about we just raincheck that for when we meet up at the end or whatever.
FA: ---O SHUSH you lady
FA: ---O YOU have NO say IN this
AA: I dont now do I?
FA: ---O IM totally ALCHEMISING a...dunno, PORTABLE wing BACKPACK when I get BACK to MY alchemisations
AA: No you better save that grist so you can better defend yourself
AA: we dont want a repeat of this scare right?
FA: ---O OOH i GOT enough GIRST after THAT basilisk
AA: Then make yourself some armor or something! Just dont go off almost dying and messaging me again. Do that and you can have all the hugs you want later
AA: okay?
FA: ---O YES mum >!)
AA: You got that right!
FA: ---O :O i TOTALLY forgot TO ask HOW your LAND was
AA: wet
AA: wet and annoying
FA: ---O huh
FA: ---O whelp
FA: ---O THATS a RELIEF then
AA: No, I was just in some cutscene or whatever nexplaining this place
FA: ---O OH did I interrupt?
AA: pshh
AA: Just some overgrown leather purse talking about ancient history
AA: I'm sure i can just get the abridged version later if anythings important
FA: ---O >.< IF you SAY so C
AA: And dont you forget it!
FA: ---O OK so I think I rested LONG enough ON this battlefield :I
FA: ---O GOTTA get GOING to THE second gate!
AA: Second gate?
AA: Already?
AA: Heh... right back onto it
FA: ---O THE one IN the LAND i mean
FA: ---O terminology :I
AA: oh yeah... that stuff.
AA: Bo-Ring.
AA: well, this lizards giving me the stink eye so i should get going too.
AA: Amber...
AA: take care, okay?
FA: ---O I will DONT worry
FA: ---O BASTARD got ME eye BUT nothing more!
AA: waitwaht
AA: EYE?
FA: ---O eep!
FA: ---O GOTTA go bye!
-- feistyAthlete [FA] ceased pestering apotropaicAntithesis [AA] at 20:24 --

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... knew it was more than that. Shouldnt have just believed her at first Clarissa thought as she slammed her laptop shut.
"Uhh... can I continue please?" The Elder said
Clarissa shot him a look that would drop an Ogre dead "no, just give me the short version. I don't have time for this"

The Elder seemed taken aback by this before giving a laugh "okay okay, that's fine. I can see you're upset over something. But this is most dire, will you atleast listen to this part?"
Clarissa just nodded
"Thank you..." he took a deep breath. "We are currently at the mercy of the dread titan Oceanus, his domain threatens to swallow the entire planet into the dark depths while his minions attack us in our homes, hoping to sink our final bastion. We as a people are getting ready to tear each other apart but that's where you come in" he said, pointing a claw at her.
"I unite your people and stop the monster?"
"Pretty much"
"Okay, I think I can do this"
"Oh... bless you child. It wont be easy but if you can do this we shall hold you in eternal regard" The Elder said, emotion seeping into his voice.
"Yeah yeah... don't get all worked up or I may change my mind" she grumbled. She re-shouldered her shovel and walked back out.
Well... I guess now I just wander about and hope I can figure out what to do next. These games are usually linear like that...

 

[SamuelT]

"Mark!" Amber said. They briefly embraced before Amber took Marks hand and pulled him towards the window.

"Have you seen this city?" She said, pointing enthousiastically, "And these clothes? They're just the best! Hey look, we match!" She gestured at the window again, completely oblivious to the violence happening below. "And what do you figure that giant ball is right up there in the sky? The blue one? Sure looks pretty though."

She kept holding Marks hand and talk at a rapid pace, about-

AMBERGIRL: TWIRL TO FULLY APPRECIATE GOLDEN GARB

Amber ponders for a second on this suggestion, then happily twirls with arms outstreched. It seemed like a silly thing to do, but silly things is what Amber does isn't it? It was when she spun she saw Mark's companion dozing on the floor. She let out a high pitched yelp and sprung towards it, falling to her knees right in front of it and watching it with big eyes.

"Aw it got its own harness and everything!" She said, and extended a hand to pet it. But before she could touch it something heavy weighed on her mind. Her eyelids dropped and when she opened them again sounds, smells and the sight of a burning sky returned to her. Disorientated she looked around and saw pieces of girst all around her on the would-be battlefield. The village of geckos in the distance had dissapeared, and around her were the small lizards, all suddenly making their funny sounds when she sat up.

<spoiler=Show Geckolog><color=green>Gecko 1: Hee! The hero girl has awoken again! Huu!
<color=orange>Amber: --O oh gog MY HEAD hurts LIKE HELL
<color=green>Gecko 1: Yeah! Getting sliced in the face'll do that to you. Hee!
<color=orange>Amber: --O wait WHATS with all these BANDAGES!?
<color=green>Gecko 1: We got you stabilised before it got too bad! Huu!
<color=orange>Amber: --O is ALL THIS BLOOD mine!?
<color=green>Gecko 1: Now don't freak out you, we need you to defeat the sky demon! Heehuu!
<color=orange>Amber: --O a SKY DEMON? no WAY im gonna LOOK for more TROUBLE
<color=gray>Gecko 2: It's your purpose! What you were brought here to do!
<color=orange>Amber: --O no! im GONNA look FOR MY FRIENDS! so unless DEFEATING your SKY DEMON means saving them IM-
<color=green>Gecko 1: If you do it right it will!
<color=orange>Amber: --O ...fine
<color=green>Gecko 1: HeeHuu! Alright! Here, take this! Perhaps it will protect you when we're not around!

Out of nowhere the gecko produced a captcha card. It contained the RUDIMENTARY HERO ARMOUR, containing metal pads for the forarms, shin protectors and metal backed leather gloves. Amber took the card, using the card that used to contain her DECKMASTER DECKER, rest in peace, and equipped it.

Amber got to her feet and thanked the geckos by giving them the HUNK OF AMBER, which they accepted with lots of HEEHUU's and CLAPPING. Afterward, she briefly pestered Clarisa, which she promptly left after letting slip her eye problem.

On to the second gate!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Dream Mark looked at his sisters unconscious form and sighed, then dragged her over to the wall and covered her in his blanket. Ordering his loyal friend pet to look after her, he took his leave through the only door, locking it behind him. Carefully, he crept across the shattered remains of the sky bridge, before jumping the gap and landing at Amber's door. Forcing it open, Mark barreled in and landed painfully on a pair of needles. He gasped out in pain before pulling them from his arm and looking around. The room was pretty cluttered, the cloth covered floor covering the various painful and dangerous items on the floor. The walls had scribbles of the eight friends who had set out to start the game, along with his mother. The one's who had met a meteory death had been crossed out.

Mark grabbed a big piece of cloth and formed it into a makeshift bag, throwing all of her possessions into it, then wrapped it up with a couple more piece of cloth and ran back across the bridge, bursting through the door and locking it behind him. He placed the bag next to Amber before his mind began to grow heavy and he collapsed. When he opened his eyes he was surrounded by Komodo dragons again, this time in a leather tent like structure.

Spoiler: Komodochat

Jeremy: How ya doing buddy?
Mark: Better, how're you?
Jeremy: Goooooood, the chieftain will be coming to speak to you soon.
Mark: Kay, d'you mind pulling my coattail over my head?
Jeremy: Nah my brother

Opening Pesterchum, Mark saw Selant was trying to talk to him and so got about responding.

Spoiler: Open Pesterlog

-- atonalNightmare [AN] began pestering creativeLoon [CL] at 21:20 --
AN: Aha! Made some "friends", have we?
CL: Yeeaah II guueess,theey seeeem preetty chiilleed.
CL: Whaat noow?
AN: "Steal their will"! "Rob them" of their "feeble minds"!
AN: "Cast them to the ground", then "wipe the mud off your shoes in their hair"!
AN: "Enslave" the "weak fools", "child"; only then shall "true power" present itself to you.
CL: Thaat seeeens kiind oog hoorriid foor soomeeoonee whoo's seecoond tiitlee paart iis "Peeaacee"
CL: AAlsoo,Koomoodoo Draagoons laack haaiir
AN: "Peeaacee" iindeeeed; "peeaacee" muust bee "eenfoorceed", chiild.
AN: AAnd theesee "thiings" shaall bee yoouur "eenfoorceers".
CL: OOkaay, Soo...hoow doo II doo thaat? theey seeeem maalleeaablee eenoouugh,buut doo II uusee woords?
AN: "Fuck", how do "I" know? I wasn't the "Guide"; I was the "Rogue".
CL: Rooguuee oof whaat?
AN: Of "Fear", no less; doesn't get much less "peaceful" than that...
CL: Whoo waas yoouur guuiidee theen?
AN: "I dunno"; I hardly "talked" to half the "bastards". We had a "sage", as well as probably a "knight" and a "seer"; they seem to be "constants"; but the rest could've been anything, as far as I can "tell".
AN: Anyway, from what I can see from "your future" (woo) you seem to do some sort of "chanting thing" on your "consorts" to get them to "bend to your will"?
AN: It's hard to tell; sound on "Trollian"'s a "*****".
CL: II'll try iit aas soooon aas poossiiblee.
CL: Waaiit whaat
CL: Fuutuuree? Hoow'ree yoouu seeeeiing thaat?
CL: Waaiit diid wee diiscuuss thiis...
AN: Alright; "eye" of the "tiger", "young man".
CL: Faaiir eenoouugh. Soo,hypnootiiziing moontaagee?
AN: "Yes"
-- atonalNightmare [AN] ceased pestering creativeLoon [CL] at 21:36 --

Mark sat up and looked at the Jeremy, who flicked his tongue and waved at him from across the room. Focusing all his thoughts on domination Jeremy's mind, Mark started to move his hands in circles with the palms out while gibbering the first words that came to mind. After a bit of gibbering and hand rotating, decided to try it out.

Spoiler: talklog

Mark:JEREMY! Please pick me up and carry me to the Chieftain!
Jeremy: Sure dude
Mark: THANK YOU!

Jeremy scooped Mark up and began to carry him through a small village of tents to the biggest tent, located in the middle of town. On a throne of leathers and sticks sat a Komodo dragon with a rather elegant headdress and wizened eyes looked at him gently. Mark began gibbering and rotating his hands again at the chieftain, repeating the process he had used on Jeremy.

Spoiler: Talklog

Mark: Would you kindly hand all your power over to me!
Chieftain:...Alright
Mark: MAGNIFICENT! Jeremy,please dump me on the throne!

Jeremy Slipped him out of his arms and onto the throne. Mark scooted his buttocks into a comfortable position, then smiled. Happy with his new position he patted Jeremy on the snout and let him sit down next him. Yes, he was going to enjoy this.

 

[SamuelT]

<color=white>What is this? Uninvited guests?

<color=white>How strange that this big a black hole in my memory has been left empty for so long. But nevermind. I see what is going on here.

<color=white>I seem to have been chosen by my employee to shut down this trainwreck of a narrative, excuse my forwardness. This is certainly inside the boundries of my abilities but I don't think you would appreciate a narration in my style. Seeing as I miss the needed picture book for a fragmented yet cohesive summary nor seem to posses the CD to continue this story I am afraid I have to use a less conventional medium.

<color=White>Like this eightball for example. I have it from a trusty yet sometimes impulsive source that these objects give a proper enough image of what happens in the future. Go away Andrew, the fourth wall is not yet broken here. We dare not touch it any further than it has already recently been broken, do we? I didn't think so.

Anyway, let us get this show on the proverbial road.

 

[SamuelT]

<color=white>I'll skip right through the boring narrative. Suffice it to say things happened.

<spoiler=Show Pesterlog>-- apotropaicAntithesis [AA] began pestering feistyAthlete [FA] at ??:?? --
AA: Alright Amber, you done yet?
FA: ---O Yup! SORRY C, TOOK me A while.
FA: ---O BLOODY thing IS dead NOW though
AA: Good, these bastards take a beating to stay down.
AA: You come out okay?
FA: ---O IM talking TO you ARENT i?
AA: Yeah, well you were tlaking pretty good minus an eye last time something happened.
FA: ---O yeah..THAT happened
FA: ---O anyway! I promised YOU to explain!
FA: ---O I needed THAT skull TO crush THE reflect pool
AA: Yeah, and you're dancing around the question again. You came out fine, right?
FA: ---O uughhghgh
FA: ---O yes! IM fine! JUST got A little singed
FA: ---O BUT it WAS a dragon! WHAT did YOU expect!
AA: Hah! Alright alright. As long as that scaly sucker went down and you got what we need.
FA: ---O DID you HIDE well enough? PS has BEEN poking AROUND in LOSAF
AA: yeahyeah... let him look. Wont find me though.
AA: This place dried up good when I finished off that... thing.
AA: A lotta good places to hide.
FA: ---O YEAH what EVEN was UP with that
AA: I don't know. I still get the shakes thinking about it. Either way, it's gone now.
FA: ---O NO more octobeard!
AA: Yup, only for this guy to swing in and wreck up the place.
FA: ---O ANYWAY i HAVE to TELL you something
AA: Why don't I like the sound of this?
FA: ---O I need YOU to GO to THAT giant MIRROR we SAW and PICK up WHAT i LEFT there FOR you

<spoiler=Show Pesterlog>FA: ---O ITS a JOKERKIND strife PORTFOLIO and THE skull STRAPPED to A giant tree
FA: ---O BREAK the MIRROR with THE skull
AA: Right, smashing things up.
AA: I;m good with that.
AA: What'll you be doing though?
FA: ---O KEEPING ps busy

<spoiler=Show Pesterlog>AA: Keeping him 'busy'? Can't we just make a bums rush and do this fast?
FA: ---O IM afraid not
AA: Urgh.... but he's got the power of 8 of those freaky ghost things! You can't just fight him up front!
FA: ---O I can TAKE him
FA: ---O IM the MAID of might!
FA: ---O OR at LEAST keep HIM from KILLING more...
FA: ---O well
FA: ---O more
AA: But if we do this then it won't matter if he kills more! If what those failure freaks say is true then we should just be able to do this then...
AA: whatever happens next.
AA: I guess
FA: ---O I meant YOU guys
AA: What? Frogger and the other one?
FA: ---O KEGAN and MARK yes
FA: ---O AND you
AA: Goddamit... can you TRY thinking with your head for once without getting all martyr-y?
FA: ---O look
FA: ---O WHAT were DOING here RESETS the UNIVERSE anyway
FA: ---O IF i CAN keep YOU from dying
FA: ---O anyway! I can TAKE him, I killed A dragon WITH my BARE hands!
FA: ---O NO need FOR martyrs
AA: But you're still talking like one...
AA: ALRIGHT
AA: fine, I'll play your way one last time.
FA: ---O THANKS c

<spoiler=Show Pesterlog>AA: But if I fucking see either of you while on my way, I'm nont saving that hammer for just smashing a mirror
FA: ---O pfffff
FA: ---O LISTEN kegan IS there already
FA: ---O MARK is UNDER way

<spoiler=Show Pesterlog>AA: Oh. Joy.
FA: ---O WHEN you THREE are there, WORK together, HARD I KNOW BUT JUST DO IT, TO smash THE mirror
AA: What's teh need for a hammer if I have Mark there? I'm sure his skulls hard enough to bash anything to dust.
FA: ---O THICK enough ANYWAY xD

<spoiler=Show pesterlog>AA: Alright alright... looks like Fuglys nowhere in sight. I'll get a move on soon...
AA: Just... TRY to be careful, can you manage that? I know your fighting some kind of freudian abomination made form atleast peoples issues or now dead ones
FA: ---O GOOD bye C
FA: ---O SEE you ON the OTHER side
AA: Hey, don't say goodbye, ya idiot!
-- feistyAthlete [FA] ceased pestering apotropaicAntithesis [AA] --

<color=white>At this point the kids had reset the universe, to rethrow the dice and get a favourable outcome.

<color=white>And now I must ask you to leave.

<color=white>I am expecting another guest, and I have to continue to be an excellent host to all my guests/