Say a sentence that no one has said before

[Nukey]

The moon is red and i am Odin, worship the cat!

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

"Epic Flyers are mad cheap and so worth the effort"

 

[Sam G]

I thought Persona 3 was a bit underwhelming, honestly...

 

[Ace Jackson]

One time, Uncle Blapidurdy took some pixey dust, liquified it, and drank it, but unbeknownst to him, an Orrelian Splarklibasricandii splorked in it when he wasn't looking, and he transformed into Kirstie Alley, went on a baby-killing rampage, went to prison, and got Space Polio.

 

[Sam G]

Pac-Man was way too pretentious to ever be a great game...

 

[Sassafrass]

Breaking news!

Cats are planning to take over the world using trains, hosepipes and plastic gutters.

You heard it here first even though it was a global event 20 years ago and we completely missed it.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Word of Warcraft is the best thing that has happened to me, ever.

 

[Azraellod]

I think you'll find that satan is in fact a small chicken with a large handlebar mustache. He rides around on a pink unicorn named Pretty Horsie.

 

[Dorian]

"I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!"
[sup]Cookie for reference.[/sup]

 

[Azraellod]

"I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!"
[sup]Cookie for reference.[/sup]

[sup]American dad. Probably.[/sup]

As I hid behind the solid concrete wall and rammed nails into my hands, it suddenly occurred to me: how do I know that doves aren't actually blue, and their being painted white is a government conspiracy?

 

[TheSentinel]

"Does being a Mermaid for 5 minutes make you gay?"

Cookie for ref.

 

[sky14kemea]

I know Sky Kemea's full real name! It's -

Censored for Privacy

-

 

[Pm0n3y]

Sky's real name is Censored? I totally saw that coming!

 

[Stoic raptor]

DId yoU KnOw thAT T.V.s ARe mAde ouT Of ChaIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111?></.";';

 

[TheSentinel]

Ceylon was a great orange, but India should become a God.

 

[Ciarang]

I know Sky Kemea's full real name! It's -

Censored for Privacy

-

One day we'll find out, one day...

 

[Pm0n3y]

I know Sky Kemea's full real name! It's -

Censored for Privacy

-

One day we'll find out, one day...

No, i think that's her real name...

 

[Jaywebbs]

"Does being a Mermaid for 5 minutes make you gay?"

Cookie for ref.

I hope so!
[sup] Where's my cookie[/sup]

It's ok, your just a noob, you didn't know any better.