Say one good thing about the game you despise the most.

[teqrevisited]

Kingdom Hearts sold well.

I don't doubt that it's a decent game, I just hate crossovers.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

half life (take your pick)

you've got a loyal fanbase and a GREAT company to be developed by...

but i still find you absolutely boring as shit and hate playing you every nanosecond that I ever did.

I was going to say exactly this.

OT: Bioshock, it has a nice astmosphere. Too bad it doesn't make up for the shitty story, horrible gameplay mechanics or any of the bullshit endings.

well if it tickles your fancy, bioshock was marching right up there behind half life in my head, so right back at ya for that one.

 

[WindKnight]

Warrior Within had genuinely better combat than Sands Of Time.

Didn't stop the misogyny, music, art design and characterization of the prince from making me give up on the game after two levels.

 

[Clinky]

The heart-breaking pain of waiting for a final fantasy for years and we get FF13, I died inside at the un-BEAR-able disappointment. (cookie for reference to a MUCH better game)

You wanted to break it with your BEAR-Hands? ;D

Ahem...

Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers had very dull and boring gameplay that hardly felt like I was doing anything to my enemies, the story was pretty non-sensical and was hard to follow, and the characters were all pretty dull. But at the very least it had some very pretty art direction, the designs of the characters were nice, the environments pretty, and the whole of it just being nice to look at... But the gameplay. Ugh.

 

[Ascarus]

DA2 had a much more interesting model for morrigan's "mother", flemeth. that is as generous as i will ever be about DA2.

 

[Don Savik]

Catherine has.......sheep? Sheep are pretty cool. Dream sheep too. Other than that? Rubbish game.

Mass Effect has Mordin, who is a funny guy.

Final Fantasy has......big ol' chickens that you ride? Chobcocobocos? Yea those.

mass effect 1 had a good story

but it also had this monstrosity...

I cracked up when I saw that picture. So cute, yet so retarded. Hilarious.

 

[letfireraindown]

Bullet Witch, best thing I can say is it made excellent fodder for my girl to go mst3k on it.

 

[thethird0611]

I love how this thread went from the original topic, to find a game you despise, pretend your thinking of something, then just wail on it until you feel better. Kinda stupid :/

Fable 3 - It was nice to see Albion again, and the chicken chase in the first scene was freaking hilarious. Also, I got it for free!!!

 

[repeating integers]

Two Worlds. It's never tried to rape a member of my family.

So which games actually have tried to rape a member of your family?

 

[IPunchWithMyFists]

Ping Pals.

It was colorful I guess. Even if it was just pictochat you have to pay for but with a smaller screen to draw on and on a system that already has fucking pictochat for fucking free. BUT THERE'S TERRIBLE AVATARS. FUCK Ping Pals, I know a girl who owned it and I felt fucking sorry for her. There has never been a bigger waste of money.

And just because it's for girls doesn't mean it doesn't fucking count. Balls.

 

[smokeyninjas]

Final Fantasy X-2

I no longer own it

 

[Febel]

Dead Island has pretty good melee combat compared to most other games.

The Uncharted series has some fantastically pretty textures.

 

[Scrythe]

Dragon Age: Origins had a cute puppy in it.

 

[Artful_Gamer]

Dark Void... I bought it for -£0.01

I had £5 on my GAME reward card (just as well I used it before they went bust) and the game cost £4.99. Bought the game just off the card and got a penny change

 

[JPArbiter]

the Call of Duty Franchise has one of the most solid control schemes for the First Person Shooter Genre

 

[Saltarius]

Mass Effect 3 is the game I despise the most.
To its credit it had within it many of the greatest moments in all of gaming history.

Are you happy now that you've made the internet bring up Mass Effect again?

N-No...

 

[dancinginfernal]

Far Cry 2 is one of the most immersive games I've ever played, assuming you don't follow the main story.

Speaking of the main story, don't go play Far Cry 2.

 

[Agow95]

I hated Fable III, it was awful, everything they hyped it for before release was unlocked at the end of the game, and was either useless by then or just pointless in general, the story was just Bad, but, the co-op was good, they greatly improved on Fable II, and I married one of my friends (then stole half his money and our child, MWAH HA HA!!!) he was sooo pissed

 

[Atmos Duality]

(By Popularity)

World of Warcraft: Your UI Design is scalable and strong, your mechanics are tight and controlled, your visuals easy to look upon for hours at a time, and your production values/quality control very high.

But fuck you for ruining so much gaming for me with your Grind.

(Mechanically)

Cheetahmen

...ah...uh...your...wait, no that sucks too...uh...
At least you have better graphics than ET for the Atari? Barely?
WAIT! I got it now! *ahem*

"At least your trainwreck of a game makes for a hysterical drinking game."

(By hype)
Fallout 3: The 1950s "World of Tomorrow" theme was exceptionally well-done.
Pity it was spread out and stretched thin. The rest of the game is a boring, buggy mess that requires more luck than technical skill to get working, and even after it starts working, it's still a bland shooter with weak RPG elements.