Say something negative about something you love.

[moose_man]

Rurouni Kenshin: The fact that I have to wait till I can buy the sixth volume of the manga. I wanna know how the battle with Seta ends!

Spoiler

It's a tie.

 

[Plurralbles]

Boobs sometimes become droopy and sad or have bad days.

 

[Jamie Doerschuck]

PS3 - I hate your controller. You have no problem making a dildo version of the Wii's controller - why can't you just copy Microsoft's controller style? It's so much better!

Sir I have just brought an XB360 and can assure you that you are insane.

Seriously though, having just brought the controller and used it, I don't know how anyone can think that. Maybe my hands are just freakish.

No, I totally agree with you. Then again I have smaller hands... Do you have small hands?

But I LOVE the PS3 controller.. The (gameplay) buttons are all perfectly placed. Whenever I pick it up my hand just naturally fall into place. Actually, that always happened... Even when I got the original PS1 Dual Shock controller. The start and select buttons are a little awkwardly placed, but if I'm in a super hurry I just use the home button to pause it..

Also, the analog sticks are WAY easier to move.

I really, really hate the old pervert guy on Family Guy, he's the least funny of all characters.

Same. He's.. Ew. Besides, they didn't even get his fetish right.. Chris is too old for that. And too fat...

Psychonauts - JUST MAKE THE NEXT GAME ALREADY. I'm tired of being teased. Double Fine has strung me along for years.

Pokemon - Bring back Brock and Misty, these other people are annoying. And even if we don't innovate anything else, can we PLEASE think of a different plot line? But kudos for the first female professor!

Android - GIMME THE UPDATES, OM NOM NOM. Also, don't phase out support for the original Droid! It's still one of the most capable phones out there, and one of like.. Three that has stock Android. Also, it's one of four-ish phones that has a keyboard. But I want a high end smart phone (ruling out the Ally) and I hate Blackberry keyboards (sorry, Droid Pro) so that just leaves me with the choice of getting a Droid 2 or keeping my original. I hate Moto Blur and I don't really feel like paying another $200 just to get (essentially) my phone in blue..

Apple - LOL, jk.. I hate you.

Impossible Creatures - COME. FUCKING. BACK. Has anyone else even HEARD of this game? I know the campaign sucked (or was sub-par, I never really played it) but the novelty of making my own army alone kept me coming back. It STILL keeps me coming back. Also, the graphics are pretty damn good for like.. 2003. They still look nice.

Zoo Tycoon - Please come out with a Zoo Tycoon 3! It makes me cry inside that I haven't heard anything about a new game, AND that you stopped releasing expansion packs for 2 before there were as many animals as the original one. I still play the original just so I can play with all the dinosaurs......

The Sims - Release another Makin' Magic equivilant. Makin' Magic and Pets were by far the best expansion packs, added the most stuff, added the most DIFFERENT stuff (instead of just more furniture), and were just damn fun! I'm liking the zombies, mummies, aliens, and vampires but it's not nearly as fun when I can't cast love spells on them or watch my dog run away crying... And please stop with these stupid vacation packs. The business one for the Sims 2? Cool. Seasons (also another biggie that they need to re-release for the new game)? Awesome. Actually.. I haven't really liked any of the ones for the Sims 3. My favorites were Makin' Magic, Pets, University, and Seasons. But we've never gotten anything like them again. Yet we have like 30 different ways to send them on vacation...

Spore - I feel like the least fun parts are really drawn out and the fun parts are too short. Also, I feel like the most work went into the beginning two stages and the space stage, but the rest of them (including my favorite, the tribal stage) feel like after thoughts.

Over the counter cold tablets (the ones in the aisles, believe it or not.. I just found out the over the counter ones aren't the ones you have to sign for in the back) - If you take out all the ingredients that actually work in fear that I'm going to make crack with them, why do you sell your medicine anymore? I can make sugar pills myself..

Claritin-D - WHY do I have to sign for you?!?!? I swear every time I get a cold the pharmacist thinks I'm running a crack lab! When I get sick I get sick for a really long time, so I end up buying like 4 boxes..

Secret - Why did you discontinue my favorite scent in the gel deodorant? I like the new lavender one I get instead, but I miss my vanilla =[ And I hate the normal kinds, even though you still have vanilla in that..

 

[Jamie Doerschuck]

Boobs sometimes become droopy and sad or have bad days.

Boobs NEVER have bad days.. They're awesome.

 

[wolf92]

Star Wars isn't that good of a Sci-Fi series, and Firefly deserved to be canceled.
That hurt more than I expected it to

 

[Plurralbles]

Boobs sometimes become droopy and sad or have bad days.

Boobs NEVER have bad days.. They're awesome.

I disagree. Some days truly are better than others.

 

[Jamie Doerschuck]

Boobs sometimes become droopy and sad or have bad days.

Boobs NEVER have bad days.. They're awesome.

I disagree. Some days truly are better than others.

Really?

Then again, my girlfriend is really hot.. And.. Not old.. Maybe the bad days have just yet to come..

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

Halo-It relies to much on other media to tell the ingame story.

 

[Brawndo]

Stephen King - Please stop inserting your political viewpoints into your books. Also, please give us more Dark Tower, Talisman, fantasy-esque material. That is your best.

Lots of authors do this, why does it bother you? It's their book. I just identify it for what it is and move on. If I didn't do this it would be impossible to read Orson Scott Card with his Mormonism weaved into everything

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Endless Eight.

 

[Varanfan9]

Godzilla- When you try making a movie directed towards kids it always sucks big time.
Toho- Stop acting like you are going to stop the Godzilla series we all know you will not survive for much longer without it
TF2- Sentries are too over powered and should take less hits to kill and fire slower
Wii- Can you please stop making the same pistol or wheel peripheral over and over again.

 

[subject_87]

My Computer: Why can't you run Super Meat Boy in such a way that it looks good AND it doesn't have graphical glitches? (Yeah, my computer's getting on a bit.)

Portal 2: Why can't it have been released already, dangit?

 

[Drakmorg]

Bioshock - should have ended 2 hours earlier than it did. Instead it comes to what would be a great point to conclude, and then just keeps on going for another 2 unnecessary levels. And for another unnecessary game as well. (though I do have hopes for Bioshock Infinite)

Minecraft - Get me some enemies that are satisfying and rewarding to fight and I might just set the difficulty back to normal instead of Peaceful.

Fallout New Vegas - work damn it! I shouldn't have to install a mod that saves my game every 10 seconds to avoid losing progress because of crashing!

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

Zelda is just the same game over and over. Variations on a theme.

(Luckily, the one game that the Zelda series truly is happens to be a very, very good one.)

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Dear Batman,

That voice is really fucking annoying and it makes you sound like a 13-year old trying to be a gangsta.

-Love, Phil.

 

[Kadoodle]

F.E.A.R. series: Only the original game was truly excellent; the sequel was meh and i can already tell that the third installment will be shit.

Red Dead Redemption: Multiplayer sucks if you don't download the DLC.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

World of Warcraft: RNG system in Arheology is pure bs.

Duke Nukem Forever: Hope they didn't fucked it up,else I've been waiting 12 years for nothing.

 

[Glaive_21842]

GAMING!
Mass Effect -- Inverted difficulty curve. I dread starting new characters in that game...
Oblivion -- Fail main story, fail lore, fail "fantasy" (THANK YOU Shivering Isles for fixing this)
Borderlands -- Gamespy doesn't fucking work!
Bioshock -- play it once. Done.
GTA4 -- Where the fuck is my tank?
Fallout 3 -- Fail ending (fix'd with DLC), fail weapon progression
New Vegas -- I want 3Dawg back T_T.
Civ 5 -- Why do i never play you?
Dragon Age -- wait wait wait, this was supposed to be about things I liked right? Nrm then...

TABLETOP!
DnD 4e -- Where did all my RP go? (and before you say that the game's rules can't be about RP, go play World of Darkness. Then you'll understand...)
DnD 3x -- CoD-Zilla. Need i say more?
Shadowrun -- Where the fuck is my balance? You can't make a game with this many combat options and not include balance benchmarks!
Shadowrun again -- Oh god the hacking...
World of Darkness -- Is it possible to use this rule set without coming off emo?
Heroes -- !?! You want me to do WHAT to make a character!?! Do i LOOK like i have an algebra degree!?! I don't care how easy it may be in game! There's no way anybody but me is gunna put up with this much stuff!

OTHER!
LARP -- Hope you don't like sleep, cuz you ain't gettin any!
LARP again -- You don't have enough food. Unless you packed it by the gallons, you don't have enough.
LARP again -- I'll be washing black out of my beard for a week T_T
My computer -- bluescreens on Youtube.
MTG -- Nobody plays anymore...including me unfortunately

 

[badgersprite]

Sleeping Beauty - the random choir gets kind of grating, some early scenes drag on too long and the whole thing with the woodland friends is impossible to sit through with a straight face nowadays. But I should save all this for my inevitable series of Disney reviews...

Pop music - I liked you better when you were deliriously bubbly, childishly stupid and mindlessly fun, whereas now it's more gratingly obnoxious, offensively egotistical and immaturely obsessed with sex and money...with some exceptions, I guess, but still, the point stands.

The Wire - I love you, and I think you're the best thing ever to happen to television, but McNulty's season five plot with the serial killer is really stupid. Yes, I get what it's saying, and I get the point of why it's there and I think the storyline was executed remarkably well all things considered, but the idea itself just seems so ridiculous and out of place in a show so relentlessly grounded in reality.

 

[Hoopybees]

Jongleurs/Highlight(A chain of comedy clubs): They may be commercial as fuck and a nightmare to play but without them most stand-up comedians wouldn't be able to earn a living.

Edit: Which is a little unclear but what I mean is that I love alternative Stand-up but hate how dependant it is on shitty establishments like that.