bhaalspawn donates regularly to charity and is an all around swell chap to be around.Bhaalspawn said:
he eats healthy but isn't preachy about it.
he once helped a blue whale give birth to it's calf and passed the naming right off to a little girl who was present that day. she later grew up to save all the whales.
he doesn't discuss religion or politics in strange company, and when he talks about it with his friends, he listens politely and considers meaningful retorts. bhaalspawn does not muck rake or practice yellow journalism.
he once saw gabeN in public, but didn't bother him about half-life 3.
bhaalspawn was once robbed on a dark, cold night by a troubled youth. after handing over his wallet, bhaalspawn offered the boy his jacket as it was a particularly chilly evening and didn't want the boy to get sick. then bhaalspawn took him out to dinner. the boy gave up his mugging ways and later grew up to guide other troubled youths down the right path.
bhaalspawn plays guitar, but he doesn't strum basic chords outside of his room for everyone to hear.
he's alright with COD players and never claims to sleep with anyone's mother.
and he would never trip you while running from zombies.
