Say something that has never been said before

[Starke]

4chan is a wholesome place of information that I would gladly leave my children alone with.

Actually the final words of Jack Thompson from a mirror universe.

"Hey, look, do you want this eggplant and iguana enema or not?"

 

[Elric Randall]

No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.

I love you so much. It sounds like you've already noticed this, but simply by posting here, with what you have there, you've engaged in this tomfoolery.

lolsorandom

 

[Ldude893]

We shall take back Bulgaria and secure the right for Shirley Temple to ride a zamboni. FOR ESKIMOS.

 

[superbatranger]

No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.

I see what you did there.

OT: Something that has never been said before? Christ, what do you want me to do? Learn a dead language?

 

[Starke]

OT: Something that has never been said before? Christ, what do you want me to do? Learn a dead language?

Nah, just bash the hell out of your keyboard or make a long string of "words" with no vowels. Like this: Ghfwhj hdww ghxh, mpkfh shmnqk xlk vrdcn.

 

[Thamous]

"God I hate orgasms."

 

[FoAmY99]

And the Oscar goes to...Keanu Reeves!

 

[Doctor What]

From one of my many rap songs in my head:

I've got more grass than a city park, if you think my bite is bad, just wait for my bark. I smoke it and toke it, bitches gonna choke it, my gardens grow with the money from the ho's.

Yes I am white.

 

[New York Patrick]

"They haven't made enough pokemon. They need to make 4 million more."

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

God, this is like reading all the world's worst webcomics at once.

 

[akapellah21]

"Bobby Kotick is a great, and influential man in the video game industry"

 

[lithiumvocals]

I divided by zero and the universe didn't explode. Also, FUCKING BRICKS!!!!!

 

[Dfskelleton]

"I work at a glue factory, therefore, I do not have feelings. Only a need to destroy the Galactic Overlord Bagel Bakery of fun to avenge the death of my pencil sharpener, Louie."

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Haven't you god-damn tourists ever seen a god-damn gold dragon eating some god-damn corn? Get off my land!

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

AHHH, EVERY FUCKING TIME JEFFERY, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOUR MY BEAR AND YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY IT THAT UNDERSTOOD!!!!!!! I'll say it again for you, DO NOT PLANT THE BOMB BEFORE I GET THERE OR OUR TEAM WILL GET WIPED OUT AND YOU WILL HAVE NO SUPPORT!!!!

(Just image me and a bear playing CS on Pc in the same room, now dose it make sense?)

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

"I'd like a french fry, sunflower seed, yeast, and mayo pizza please"

Wow, that sounds pretty good actually. Maybe I should go eat something...

 

[Girl With One Eye]

My wang is named Steven he is an Irishman from Portsmith in South New Westhampshire on the Eastern coast of Traughttenborhough which makes sense if you think about it even though it's on the East coast and it's named West but whatever it's a wang so what do you care what its backstory is banana trout fish monger BOJANGLES!

Hahaha that made my day XD

OT: I've never met a foul-mouthed teenager while playing multiplayer online.