Say something that has never been said before

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

"I don't know why people don't like her, Kesha has real artistic merit!"

[sub]I feel sick....[/sub]

 

[DSK-]

Super Snapcock Bro's
Super Paper Snapcock
Super Snapcock Galaxy

I still can't think as to the reason I already made these up last year :/

 

[Durgiun]

It has been said in the smallest book of Gazhia that the blue dot swirls will one day ass-pound the skeleton worm into the stars of purpleness for their god GULAHJ!

 

[Queen Michael]

Holy hentai on a helicopter, what crocodile could I forcibly say and know that millions of manga books must mourn the many multifaceted markets of California's CD cases?

 

[Yarpie]

As soon as this communistic badger has gotten out of my daughters bed, I plan on baking a cake in the shape of Denmark being french kissed by Brazil.

 

[AMCization]

The Twilight Movies are better than the original Star Wars trilogy...OH GOD NO!

 

[Trivun]

I never thought that the day I shoved a balloon up my nostrils and then proceeded to pull out my own brain with an Egyptian mummification technique would ever come. And yet, it has...

 

[Queen Michael]

Excellent example.

"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."

That was hilarious!

 

[El Poncho]

Well done Hitler, you have passed Art College.

 

[death525]

"I once ate a man shaped liked a pineapple but he tasted more like uranium"

 

[DonMartin]

Whatever he said.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.

The trick I think is to staple one's hand to a pig. Then you're unique - until everybody else does.

Wait, other people are stapling their hands to pigs? Clearly I'll have to progress to phase 2 of operation watermelon giraffe, and staple my ears to a cow as well.

Now would you please stop standing on my mole, I'm trying to hybridise it with a hippopotamus.

 

[JoJo]

"Master Chief is one of the most developed and original characters in the history of storytelling, the range of emotions he displays are mindboggling and there are more dimensions to his character than the total number of Halo games sold."

 

[Seaf The Troll]

i got naked and sat in the BBQ now me got some toasty nuts

 

[Pegghead]

No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.

Nice original statement!

 

[Ashcrexl]

"Great Scott! I wrote a letter to the Pope and he forwarded it via carrier pigeon to Satan!"

 

[kolrockan]

"Aggggllllghhh! I froze my tentacle ocelot scare my nipples, I sold it for three hookers, GIVE ME A SOCK!"

 

[thenamelessloser]

Alexander the Great is basically a member of a fraternity and a philosophy major. I mean, he was into philosophy, drunk a lot, and thought he was god. (joking and this was probably said by someone else before, just been thinking about this.)

Probably at some frat party there was some really strong knot that one could untie, and he was like fuck it, and he sliced the rope.

Him and Diognes were probably chillin, and Alexander was like I can offer you anything in the world. Diogenes said back, "I want you to move out the way so I can get the sun, yo." Alexander was like "WOAH DEEP, DUDE."

 

[blankedboy]

If I could shoot lasers out of my tear ducts, perhaps that microwave wouldn't be defecating on Helen Clark's grandma, and you wouldn't have the intellectual equivalent of six hens in a toaster.

No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.

^Proven wrong.