Say something wise...

[Jedoro]

If you can't solve a problem with eight bullets, you probably can't solve it at all.

Think about how many bullets you'll need, and then take twice as many.

 

[Glenaquxxx]

When having sex, the subtle difference between 'oh' and 'ow' is of dire importance.

 

[Duskwaith]

In times of peace sons bury fathers but in times of war fathers bury sons.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

This is my favorite quote:

"A good name like a good will is got by many actions and lost by one"- Lord Jeffery

 

[Erja_Perttu]

A good story is worth listening for.
Creating your own story is worth living for.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

That's because not only is it deep, but also quite profound.

...PM me if you come up with something...that way I can explain it when I get "the look."

When they do give you "the look" do the frustated "I can't believe you don't get it" sigh and do a facepalm then give them the answer I sent you.

Welcome to The Escapist, you'll make a wonderful addition. As a token of my good will, please allow me to present you with a laurel and a hardy handshake a cookie.

Spoiler: Please just take one. Enjoy.

I'll do as you instructed, kind sir.

 

[cantthinkofausername]

Like my friend always tells me
"When in doubt C4."

When in doubt and out of C4, redefine doubt as confidence.

 

[Librarian Mike]

It's a free country. Unfortunately, it's not free of morons.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... So what happens when the doctor eats an apple?

What happens if you spill carpet cleaner?

What is the meaning of this table?

 

[Kriptonite]

This is dealing with children. When it is hardest to love them, that is when they need the most love.

 

[Captain Schpack]

I spoilered it because someone might find it in bad taste, open at your own risk!
Man who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts!

LOL !

In war truth is the first casualty

good luck and godspeed

gnurgle gnurgle

 

[Leesee]

Like my friend always tells me
"When in doubt C4."

When in doubt and out of C4, redefine doubt as confidence.

haha nice

 

[Kinguendo]

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.

If you think you're free, there's no escape possible.

The scars you can't see are the hardest to heal.

Because they know the name of what I am looking for, they think they know what I am looking for!

Don?t be so humble - you are not that great.

Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

 

[Hazy]

"It is not the measurement of the man that changes the world.. but the measurement of his actions." -Me, until I find someone who has said it before.

 

[Kinguendo]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

I don?t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.

A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire

/thread

 

[Bluedemon322]

war tells not who is right,but who is left

Who did you quote there? I've heard that before...

*Loads up Google*

I think it was on the loading screen in a COD game....I'v heard it too...

 

[Bluedemon322]

In times of peace sons bury fathers but in times of war fathers bury sons.

Ok that was defintitely on the COD loading screen.


In war, act unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Even in the darkness there is still light.

 

[Kinguendo]

In times of peace sons bury fathers but in times of war fathers bury sons.

Ok that was defintitely on the COD loading screen.


In war, act unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo.

It was an actual quote before CoD you know. XD