Saying ouch before getting hit.

[Reep]

What about saying ouch when they missed or the hit didn't even hurt?

 

[MintyFreshBreathGuy]

Eh, I'll only say this about your whole "friends thing." A. this should be in the off-topics forum, and B. I have a guy who I piss off every day. Some one I hate more than the xbox 360. Every day we argue, every day he loses, and every day he complains about how "uncool" I am and how much he hates me. Then I ask him "then why do you always stand right next to me the second you see me?"

Anyway, I've done that too, that sometimes some one will say ouch before their hit. Then again I've noticed that with everything. I noticed I say "ooooooooooh!" before I understand a question (but only by half a second) and I'll say ouch before I get burned (once again only by half a second). I just think it's human nature.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Perfectly natural, to be conditioned to a particular response to an event so that you respond in that way when you so much as predict the event is going to happen. That's what flinching is, no? Plenty of times I say ouch before I fall or bang into something that would hurt me, even if I don't actually get hurt.

 

[Valiance]

When I was young I used to start laughing before someone tickled me.

Same.
I think that the expectation of pain is worse than the actual pain. If you have time to worry about it, even a few seconds, it hurts more. Or maybe you just know it's going to hurt, but not more.
I dunno. I'm not an EXPERT or anything.

Truth.

Also, I used to know kids like that. Just walk up to them and punch them in the balls one day, it'll feel as painful to them as it is rewarding for you.

Trust me, the teachers don't care.

 

[Railu]

Try faking your own death the next time they hit you. Also try arranging it with the police ahead of time to arrest them and give them full body cavity searches. Then jump out and say "surprise, f***ers!"

I'm sure the next time they won't do it.

 

[McNinja]

That is a bit... elaborate. I wouldn't go to such great lengths to get back at my friends. Although I may do it to my friends boyfriend, cause he's an ass.

On topic, I used to be the friend that hit people whenever I saw them, but i realized they may not like it (it should be obvious, right?), so i stopped. Now I attack them from the shadows. With knives.

EDIT: And actually on the gaming topic, I used a thingy to get Night Terror in Soul Caliber 3. I got really good at pressing "A" real fast, then flying up into the air and doing it again. Like that thing spawn does in SC 2, but a two hit nigh undodge-able K.O.

 

[PsykoDragon]

Whenever I see a grenade tossed at me & I KNOW there's no way I'm gonna avoid death, I reflexively hit the macro that says "Blargh..." before it even explodes. The game is Babo Violent btw.

 

[Bagmun]

So I have a couple dick friends who of which cant help but hit me everytime they see me. I got used to it but I always say ouch everytime. Now I have been hit so many times I say ouch right before they hit me. Thats weird I got so used to being hit that I say ouch before hand. Have you ever done that?

Why the flying $#%@ are you posting this in gaming discussion???

 

[Faeanor]

A prime example of Pavlov's dogs.

Also, this doesn't belong in this forum.

 

[SiriusXD]

I say ouch and flinch when my friends pretend to hit me, one of which is in martial arts so he does some sweet kicks.

 

[blindey]

So I have a couple dick friends who of which cant help but hit me everytime they see me. I got used to it but I always say ouch everytime. Now I have been hit so many times I say ouch right before they hit me. Thats weird I got so used to being hit that I say ouch before hand. Have you ever done that?

Well that's called conditioning (look up Pavlov's dogs and/or classical conditioning). In brief it means they associated themselves with the punch, and thus the ow. So you anticipate the ow, and say ow.

 

[Specter_]

On topic, I used to be the friend that hit people whenever I saw them, but i realized they may not like it (it should be obvious, right?), so i stopped. Now I attack them from the shadows. With knives.

I like the way you think

 

[Wargamer]

When I was young I used to start laughing before someone tickled me.

That's slightly different; ticklish people really can be tickled without physical contact, if they are about to be tickled.

However, you shouldn't experience a pain-response prior to pain infliction.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

They are not my only friends and I intentionally try to avoid them but I see them in the hallway everyday.

Punch them back really hard. Keep doing it for a while, stop and if they hit you again repeat the process. Works pretty well.

 

[masterblaze0]

Kinda related:

I was hanging out with some friends of mine, and I laughed when one of them kicked me in the balls....

No pain whatsoever.

But I still would cover my groin whenever my friends were areoundm because I didn't trust them not to attempt to do that again.

 

[moley]

It's just your bodies way of saying "I'm not stupid, I'm smart enough to know that when that clenched fist that is currently moving towards me with a fair amount of velocity eventually hits me it is going to hurt, I should react"

Next time try moving out of the way.

 

[Jagers1994]

For the record:
I HAVE a COUPLE of dick friends.
That means out of my friends I have a couple dick ones.
And I'm gonna have to agree with alot of people. I'm gonna start beating their ass.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Start messing with them.
Before they hit you, instead of ouch, scream: Purple! or Placenta! or Constantinople!....(PS. I like the last one)

 

[Jagers1994]

Just to charactarize these people I'm gonna tell you guys the kind of tv they watch.
Are you ready?

Chowder
"The marvelous misadventure of flapjack"
Yeah and this dude is 16. No kidding. He also laughs at fart jokes and thinks calling people "white" and "ugly" is funny. They are not really bullyies they are just retarded.