scorptatious said:
this is by far the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life lmao omg u made my day
Scariest thing you've ever seen in real life
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this is by far the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life lmao omg u made my day
scorptatious said:
*Jumps in the Bathtub* DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY!!! God I read the Wiki article on that guy!! UGH! I found it horrible reading about all the things that happened with him and his "Dating" but to see it parodied in his comics to where he comes out as the hero.....that's just wrong!
That's the thing. I didn't see any sack.-Ulven- said:
And at the time, I was like, what, eight. I felt really proud that I was even able to be in the same general area without freezing up.
It was either kill it or leave it there. And I wanted my damn bike.
Nowadays, I tend to leave them as they are. Eventually they realise hanging around a big, smelly ape-giant is kind of a shitty idea and bugger off somewhere else.
I do crush them if they crawl on me or get too close, though. Instant reaction. Can't help it.
A few months ago, I'd just settled down into my bed and turned off the light to go to sleep--it must have been about one in the morning--when I glanced over to my window and saw the silhouette of a person standing there. My room's on the second floor. And I had just found out about Slender Man.
I screamed like a little girl, flipped on the light, fumbled around for the baseball bat next to my bed, then realized it was my weird-ass friend, laughing his ass off. A few months before that he'd found a way to climb onto the ledge below my window from ground level, and promised me that some day he'd sneak into my house in the middle of the night just to screw with me. I thought he was kidding and forgot about it. Turns out he wasn't.
We had a good laugh about it later, but I can honestly say that the three seconds between seeing him there and turning on the light were the most terrifying in my life.
I screamed like a little girl, flipped on the light, fumbled around for the baseball bat next to my bed, then realized it was my weird-ass friend, laughing his ass off. A few months before that he'd found a way to climb onto the ledge below my window from ground level, and promised me that some day he'd sneak into my house in the middle of the night just to screw with me. I thought he was kidding and forgot about it. Turns out he wasn't.
We had a good laugh about it later, but I can honestly say that the three seconds between seeing him there and turning on the light were the most terrifying in my life.
Well, if he's extremely good at his job, then likely none at all, or at least very few...brainless_fps_player said:
Think about it.
Anyway, for me, I've not really seen anything creepy in real life. I saw my granddad's body after he died when I was twelve, but he died peacefully in hospital and his body was just like he was asleep, only paler and cold. So that wasn't creepy for me at all. Anything I've ever seen that was creepy was stuff on TV or in photos and stuff, never in real life. Though I have to admit I was slightly creeped out when I was living in the house I stayed in last year, before my housemates moved in. It was a massive house that had been converted for ten people to live in, and over the summer (I was there for exam resits at university), I was alone in the house. There was also renovations taking place, and my room was in the basement, though the basement was off-limits because of the building work so I stayed in one of the other rooms upstairs. Anyway, massive old-fashioned house plus nobody else around equals lots of time feeling creeped out by shadows and stuff...
Pick a spider, any spider. I like to think I'm fairly masculine, but spiders turn me into the whiniest little ***** ever.
I once made the mistake of viewing the 'offended' page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. I will NOT most a link. Save yourselves, do not even try Googling it.
Also, sorry if this fills you with too much curiosity.
Also, sorry if this fills you with too much curiosity.
My girlfriend and some other friends were visiting her brother at NYU, during the night of some casual talking and drinking- we had all gone to bed and sometime late into the night we were woken up by a very loud bang. While everyone else went back to sleep, my gf's brother (who we'll call Jack) and I went to go see what had happened.
Near the end of the hallway, 3rd door on the left, the door was open just a crack, with the light flickering every few seconds. The dorm belonged to one of Jack's Physics classmates (who we'll call John), knew him fairly well- so he knocked on the door before opening it the next second, thinking he would have no problem with it, Jack called out to see if John was alright- then immediately recoiled back into the hall with me, closing the door slightly and just said... "oh my god, he shot himself"
While he ran back into his dorm for a phone, I didn't know if he meant that he was dead or alive, so I opened the door. The bullet had passed through his head and hit the light on the ceiling- which caused the flickering, and there was lots of blood. I guess I was a little more scared by the fact that he had a gun with him for an unknown amount of time.
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Made me want to work in a mental health field.
Near the end of the hallway, 3rd door on the left, the door was open just a crack, with the light flickering every few seconds. The dorm belonged to one of Jack's Physics classmates (who we'll call John), knew him fairly well- so he knocked on the door before opening it the next second, thinking he would have no problem with it, Jack called out to see if John was alright- then immediately recoiled back into the hall with me, closing the door slightly and just said... "oh my god, he shot himself"
While he ran back into his dorm for a phone, I didn't know if he meant that he was dead or alive, so I opened the door. The bullet had passed through his head and hit the light on the ceiling- which caused the flickering, and there was lots of blood. I guess I was a little more scared by the fact that he had a gun with him for an unknown amount of time.
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Made me want to work in a mental health field.
God, me too. I'm an arachnophobe as well.Monkfish Acc. said:
My scariest experience was when my dad took the day off. Later that day we heard on the news that 2 police officers had been shot and killed, in the area my father patrolled. Had he not taken the day off, he would have taken the call, and possibly been killed. That really impacted me.
Seeing one of my friends trip and crash right through a glass door. The way he got up and just stood there for a few seconds before realizing that he had a huge gash in his arm was so surreal. Gods, there was blood everywhere. We were some 8-10 years old at the time. It's been over a decade and I can still remember running for help so fast that our feet barely touched the ground.
In more recent memory, the scariest thing I've seen was a gigantic spider sitting right by my door. Froze up completely and had to yell for someone who is less of a giant vagina than myself to come kill it for me...
In more recent memory, the scariest thing I've seen was a gigantic spider sitting right by my door. Froze up completely and had to yell for someone who is less of a giant vagina than myself to come kill it for me...
I can think of a few, and most have to do with my fear of fire:
I was in a dark basement and my friend Jacob was hiding behind the door. He jumped out and grabbed me, and I punched him square in the face on impulse. I apologized, but it still frightened me.
My Aunt had this cat, and I was 3. I was being stupid and walked up to it with my adorable baby face and it rolled it's eyes back in it's head and hissed. I fell over in fear.
(This is more sad than scary, but it still chilled me) I was in a store and this lady looked like she'd been in a fire. The poor woman's face was just... I felt really bad, but was still kinda scared.
I was in a hospital, and to get to the room where either my Dad, Mom, or maybe aunt was after some simple surgery, I had to pass through a ward that contained lots of patients missing limbs or burned or with lots of tubes and stuff going into their bodies. I felt bad, but it was still scary.
I walked past a severely burned building were I was pretty sure I'd heard that someone had died in the blaze. It was a creepy revenant of a building, with missing walls, melted windows and I could swear I heard someone crying, but it was probably my imagination.
I was in a hotel that had a really loud air conditioner that made a "Bzzzzzzzz" sound. I was half asleep (and just to let you know I hate bees, probably because of getting stung by one when I was little in the back of the neck), and I was kinda half dreaming. I saw a giant bee flying around in the corner (and giant, I mean like 3 feet tall, 2 feet wide) and I was freaking out.
I was in a dark basement and my friend Jacob was hiding behind the door. He jumped out and grabbed me, and I punched him square in the face on impulse. I apologized, but it still frightened me.
My Aunt had this cat, and I was 3. I was being stupid and walked up to it with my adorable baby face and it rolled it's eyes back in it's head and hissed. I fell over in fear.
(This is more sad than scary, but it still chilled me) I was in a store and this lady looked like she'd been in a fire. The poor woman's face was just... I felt really bad, but was still kinda scared.
I was in a hospital, and to get to the room where either my Dad, Mom, or maybe aunt was after some simple surgery, I had to pass through a ward that contained lots of patients missing limbs or burned or with lots of tubes and stuff going into their bodies. I felt bad, but it was still scary.
I walked past a severely burned building were I was pretty sure I'd heard that someone had died in the blaze. It was a creepy revenant of a building, with missing walls, melted windows and I could swear I heard someone crying, but it was probably my imagination.
I was in a hotel that had a really loud air conditioner that made a "Bzzzzzzzz" sound. I was half asleep (and just to let you know I hate bees, probably because of getting stung by one when I was little in the back of the neck), and I was kinda half dreaming. I saw a giant bee flying around in the corner (and giant, I mean like 3 feet tall, 2 feet wide) and I was freaking out.
I'm so sorry. *Patpat*katsumoto03 said:
Scariest for me was back in January. I was still recovering from a particularly messy breakup, so I kept having weird dreams, as I often do during stressful situations. One week, my mind decides to flip the fuck out at me for no reason, and make me dream about nothing but knives and being stabbed, or things looming over my bed to stab me.
The scariest was being half asleep and seeing a chandelier made entirely of knives swinging above me. I tried to move out of the way, but I was completely paralyzed. The chandelier was swinging faster and I could tell it was going to drop, so I kept trying to roll out of the way. Finally it gave way and just as I saw it hit my chest, I ran screaming to my bedroom mirror to see what kind of wound I sustained. For a split second, I saw a knife sticking out of my chest.
Scariest waking experience would probably be seeing a little boy crawl on all fours at my house in the dark. When I was completely home alone.
I know the feeling...me my dad and my sister (about 10 years ago) were all running for the Star Wars ride in disney world, Epcot...when out of the black ness that was ahead of us was Chewbackka running at full speed screeming towards us knocking my sister to the side and running past me and my dad only to knock shoulders with my dad.....all I could think was "for how many people was that the last face they ever saw? <--- see what i did there with that last line...but yeah...true story..and there were a few stormtroopers walking around too that we asked what was up and they didnt see a thing...it was a 1 way hallway...how do you miss chewbackka??FinalGamer said: