Scarlet Blade MMO
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It get to my nerves the first trailer I saw in the site. It is remind me the old days when we first saw the advertisement for the shitty game "Daikatana"....
In this case the trailers just tell you you will be a wimp if you don't play the game..........
My answer: F*CK YOU!!!
Even if the game was actually good, I don't like this kind of advertisement some games have........the kind that insult the players to make them buy the game.........
I don't have problems if the advertisement is like the one from the Dark Soul, the one it will tell you you will die a lot, but THIS?
Sorry game, but you just lost someone that it love
1.playing free games.
2.To give a good feedback if the game is awesome.
3.Specific parts of the woman's body.
In this case the trailers just tell you you will be a wimp if you don't play the game..........
My answer: F*CK YOU!!!
Even if the game was actually good, I don't like this kind of advertisement some games have........the kind that insult the players to make them buy the game.........
I don't have problems if the advertisement is like the one from the Dark Soul, the one it will tell you you will die a lot, but THIS?
Sorry game, but you just lost someone that it love
1.playing free games.
2.To give a good feedback if the game is awesome.
3.Specific parts of the woman's body.
Heh I head of this game months ago. You should see some of the character creation videos on Youtube, some of the costume/ armour/ apperance it pretty much blatant nudity (a bikini that pretty much show half of the nipples) and when I thought other MMORPG like Tera and Blade & Soul were saucy enough!
Also I got to lol that the whole synopsis of the game is pretty much humanity is making a last stand or something about the remaining humans are fighting back. I mean what happen? Did all the males got wipe out, why else are the characters are female other then doing the whole sex sell?
Also I got to lol that the whole synopsis of the game is pretty much humanity is making a last stand or something about the remaining humans are fighting back. I mean what happen? Did all the males got wipe out, why else are the characters are female other then doing the whole sex sell?
I'm going to bump this big long topic and watch it rise again. If you know what I mean... /nudge nudge /wink wink
Sorry. Scarlet Blade will have that effect on you.
So I played an hour or so of this today, because I was bored, and curious if it was really as bad as it looks, and now I'm going to bump *snigger* this topic, even if it instantly gets lost in E3 talk, just to record that this is The Worst Fucking MMO I Have Ever Played.
And quite probably the unsexiest. I'll always happily admit I'll support the old "If I need to stare at an ass for hours it might as well be a nice ass" adage of MMO gaming, but Scarlet Blade's character models are hideous - weirdly proportioned and oddly animated expanses of plasticky 'skin' with 'armour' that looks like it was applied direct to the model with a magic marker.
Did I say armour? My mistake.
The quests are crap - predictably - but the gameplay is even worse. There's an auto-move option where you click one button and your character automatically runs to the next quest marker. Then you thrash through a couple of interchangeable attacks until the nearest thing dies, then repeat. I honestly felt myself getting stupider as I played this monstrosity, to the point I had to quit before the MMO playing part of my brain atrophied from lack of use.
But it's the writing that really stands out. It's been localised by people with some grasp of basic english grammar, but bloody hell, why did they bother? I've seen porn movies with better writing than this. Almost every line has an innuendo in it and it's not even good innuendo. It's that special kind of innuendo last seen in british sex comedies of the 1970s. I started subconsciously hearing every line I read delivered in a cockney accent.
Just horrible. Horrible in every way.
Sorry. Scarlet Blade will have that effect on you.
So I played an hour or so of this today, because I was bored, and curious if it was really as bad as it looks, and now I'm going to bump *snigger* this topic, even if it instantly gets lost in E3 talk, just to record that this is The Worst Fucking MMO I Have Ever Played.
And quite probably the unsexiest. I'll always happily admit I'll support the old "If I need to stare at an ass for hours it might as well be a nice ass" adage of MMO gaming, but Scarlet Blade's character models are hideous - weirdly proportioned and oddly animated expanses of plasticky 'skin' with 'armour' that looks like it was applied direct to the model with a magic marker.
Did I say armour? My mistake.
At least that one gave you the option of wearing some goddamn clothes. The starter gear in this is, I kid you not, some underwear and a pair of high heels.Sixcess said:
The quests are crap - predictably - but the gameplay is even worse. There's an auto-move option where you click one button and your character automatically runs to the next quest marker. Then you thrash through a couple of interchangeable attacks until the nearest thing dies, then repeat. I honestly felt myself getting stupider as I played this monstrosity, to the point I had to quit before the MMO playing part of my brain atrophied from lack of use.
But it's the writing that really stands out. It's been localised by people with some grasp of basic english grammar, but bloody hell, why did they bother? I've seen porn movies with better writing than this. Almost every line has an innuendo in it and it's not even good innuendo. It's that special kind of innuendo last seen in british sex comedies of the 1970s. I started subconsciously hearing every line I read delivered in a cockney accent.
Just horrible. Horrible in every way.