Scenes we would like to see from the video game industry

[tm96]

This a thread for people to say what they want to see in the industry in the ripoff of the same named segment of the BBC satire Mock The Week. These can from developers showing of their product, publisher boardroom meetings or just a gamer conversation.

 

[dyre]

I'm not sure what you mean...if it's anything including gamer conversation, don't we have the whole forum for that?

The question seems a little general...I guess I want to see an Arcanum HD remake with a better ending

 

[tm96]

I'm not sure what you mean...if it's anything including gamer conversation, don't we have the whole forum for that?

The question seems a little general...I guess I want to see an Arcanum HD remake with a better ending

This is actually what I meant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-x0OgCGBJQ

I probably should word it better next time

 

[Aerosteam]

Oh, you mean like a forum game thing? Okay...

"I don't know what you're talking about with these 'Flappy Bird clones', I can't see anything called Flappy Bird in the appstore."

[small]That's what I got.[/small]

 

[LaoJim]

Ok I know what the OP is getting at and will try to demonstrate. I'm not sure any of these are actually funny but here goes...

"At EA sports we have made always made it our mission to deliver the most realistic, most exciting, most immersive experience sports experiences possible. We believed we achieved that with FIFA 2016, so we're not making any more"

"Ladies and gentlemen, we believe that the reason that EA has been under performing these past few years is because our chief executives have been unfamiliar with games and gaming culture and have not had the passion and vision for gaming that our company needs to make our products truly great...There I give you, the new CEO of EA...Anita Sarkassian."

"As Activision CEO I have to accept that, while Call of Duty and Skylanders are two of our biggest IPs, the cross-over Call of Duty: Sypro's Post-Traumatic Flashback was not the success it was predicted to be, and Suda 51 will not be serving as the lead designer on the development team for the sequel."

"At Capcom we pride ourselves on offering value for money. So you can imagine how horrified we were when we discovered our latest genre-defining fighting game Marvel vs Capcom vs Alien vs Predator vs Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla shipped with four characters that were unable to be selected from the roster menu. As a deep apology to our loyal customers we will be refunding $15 to every customer who bought the game as well as sending them free copy of the updated version: Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom vs Alien vs Predator vs Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla Alpha Plus Five."

 

[tm96]

Ok I know what the OP is getting at and will try to demonstrate. I'm not sure any of these are actually funny but here goes...

"At EA sports we have made always made it our mission to deliver the most realistic, most exciting, most immersive experience sports experiences possible. We believed we achieved that with FIFA 2016, so we're not making any more"

"Ladies and gentlemen, we believe that the reason that EA has been under performing these past few years is because our chief executives have been unfamiliar with games and gaming culture and have not had the passion and vision for gaming that our company needs to make our products truly great...There I give you, the new CEO of EA...Anita Sarkassian."

"As Activision CEO I have to accept that, while Call of Duty and Skylanders are two of our biggest IPs, the cross-over Call of Duty: Sypro's Post-Traumatic Flashback was not the success it was predicted to be, and Suda 51 will not be serving as the lead designer on the development team for the sequel."

"At Capcom we pride ourselves on offering value for money. So you can imagine how horrified we were when we discovered our latest genre-defining fighting game Marvel vs Capcom vs Alien vs Predator vs Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla shipped with four characters that were unable to be selected from the roster menu. As a deep apology to our loyal customers we will be refunding $15 to every customer who bought the game as well as sending them free copy of the updated version: Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom vs Alien vs Predator vs Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla Alpha Plus Five."

This is the stuff I meant. Also this is funny especially the Anita part.

 

[Dies Irae]

"In the next Call of Duty game, we want to focus on the emotional impact of war. Therefore, let me introduce our new director for Call of Duty? David Cage!"