Sci-Fi smack talk

[Mr_Cynical]

"They say mercy is the mark of a great man"
*stab*
"maybe i'm just a good man."
*stab*
"well, I'm alright..." - Firefly

EDIT: bugger, somebody got there first...

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

Gideon: Don't have much luck with trains do you?
Caleb: You just made your second mistake. You stuck around.
Gideon: Oh really? So what was my first mistake?
Caleb: Letting me live.

and

Caleb: When you get to hell, tell them I sent you. You can get a group discount.

 

[StevieC]

Neo: Yeah. That sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about... I give you the finger... and you give me my phone call?
Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson... you disappoint me.
Neo: You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call.
Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?

Best part is the way that Agent Smith says it in such a blase voice. It's creepy but it's one of the BEST taunts ever as a result.

Agreed about SHODAN.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Star Wars - gotta love a Leia/Solo bicker-fest

[a tremor knocks Leia into Solo's arms]
Princess Leia: Let go.
Han Solo: Shh.
Princess Leia: Let go, please.
Han Solo: Don't get excited.
Princess Leia: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
Han Solo: Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.

Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.

[the Millennium Falcon, under siege, won't start]
Princess Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Blue Harvest again

Lois (Princess Leia): Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?
Chris (Luke Skywalker): Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up *****!

 

[Copter400]

"Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?"

"What did say to me?"
"I said you're a coward and a pisspot. What you gonna do about it?"
"...Nothing. I just wanted to distract you so she can get behind you."
*Zoe rifle-butts the guy*

"Are you here to give me a lecture on repenting my wicked ways?"
"Actually, I brought you some dinner, but if you'd like to hear one I've prepared a few snappy ones. One has lepers."

Good 'ol Firefly.